As a well-known humorous blogger, apart from creating her own memes, sharing funny content with idiotic netizens was also one of her jobs.
After watching Guo Lin and Yan Hexian's crosstalk, Sister Bang immediately clicked to share it.
Not only that, she even shared this on the top!
Sister Bang predicted that this crosstalk segment would become a hot topic on Weibo in the near future!
Sister Bang had 50 million fans. Other than the ordinary idiotic netizens, there were also many joke makers.
When these people saw that Sister Bang had changed her pinned status, they hurriedly clicked on it.
With one look, he could no longer come out…
……
Half an hour later, those jokers seemed to have agreed on it as they all posted the same format on Weibo.
"Money is the source of pain. Give me your money and let me bear all the pain alone!@ De Yun Pavilion Guo Lin, brother, show!”
"The car I took when I went out cost 200 million! @ Deyun Pavilion Guo Lin, Teacher, I want to learn crosstalk from you!”
"Don't throw the 'tide of the season fashion brand card, wrap it with egg liquid and stick it with bread crumbs…@ Deyun Pavilion Guo Lin, brother, can I treat you to a meal? Teach me how to write jokes!"
The first half of these Weibo posts were Guo Lin's crosstalk memes, and the latter half were tagged Guo Lin and attached a sentence to Guo Lin.
Other than wanting to learn from Guo Lin, everyone also wanted to ask him," Brother, how do you take care of your hair?？
After thinking about so many things, his head was still not bald!
This was illogical!
……
Beijing.
Old Guo's house.
"From Weibo netizen's 'Weibo funny leader', 7 joy points.”
"From Weibo netizen 'Sexy Bro is Hot-Tempered Online', 3 joy points.”
"From Weibo netizen 'I don't gain weight by eating meat', 2 joy points.”
"From Weibo netizen 'Guo Lin's little fan girl' 3 Happy Points.”
…
While Guo Lin was taking a shower, the system's notifications never stopped.
Although he was very happy that he had earned Happy Points, but…
What's with the two or three o'clock?
Previously, when he signed autographs for his fans, he would earn dozens of Happy Points.
Although he didn't know how many of his jokes were on Weibo, this was obviously not the right time to be happy!
Just as Guo Lin was puzzled, the system explained,"Those who obtain happiness through the works created by the host can provide a large number of happiness points in the first hour.
After that, it would decrease every hour. This was to encourage the host to create new works and become the number one person in the entertainment industry as soon as possible!”
" I see..." Guo Lin nodded thoughtfully.
It had to be said that this system was quite smart.
If he had a salted fish host, this function would more or less be able to spur him on.
However, Guo Lin was not a salted fish.
Even if the system did not have this function, he would still be able to create new works continuously.
It wasn't easy for him to transmigrate. Putting everything else aside, he had to at least reach the top in his field of expertise!
…
"From Weibo netizen 'Three Nothingness Youth', 2 joy points.”
"From Weibo netizen 'Extremely Handsome' 3 joy points.”
"From Weibo netizen 'It's All Because of Being Single', 2 happiness points.”
…
The voice in his head was still ringing, so Guo Lin simply turned off the notification.
He looked at his balance. It was almost 40,000 yuan.
Even though the netizens didn't earn much from each transaction, there were many of them, so their income was still considerable.
"System, give out the lottery draw!"
Following Guo Lin's order, the virtual wheel appeared in front of him.
"Swoosh-"
The wheel spun rapidly for a few seconds. When it stopped, the needle fell on the " Thank you for coming."
Empty! He didn't get it.
" Tsk…" Guo Lin curled his lips and said," One more round!”
"Swoosh-"
A second passed.
Two seconds passed.
The needle slowly stopped and landed in the bronze area.
"Buzz!"
A Bronze Treasure Chest popped out. He had drawn it this time.
"Open it." Guo Lin said.
"Pa!"
The treasure chest opened. Inside was a book with musical notes drawn on the cover.
[Master Level Singing Experience Book: After reading it, the host will obtain Master Level Singing Skills!]
After reading the instructions, Guo Lin reached out to pick up the book and flipped it open.
Instantly, the experience book turned into golden threads and drilled into Guo Lin's glabella.
A lot of professional knowledge instantly appeared in Guo Lin's mind.
He cleared his throat and sang,"Ah ah ~~ Five rings ~~ You have more than four rings…"
"Bang bang!"
Hu Hui knocked on the door angrily."Stop singing. Come out quickly after you're done showering.”
"Ahem…"
Guo Lin almost choked on himself. He quickly wiped his hair and said,"Coming, coming."
……
After leaving the bathroom, Guo Lin went to the living room to get a glass of water.
Guo Degang sat on the sofa, almost sober.
When he saw Guo Lin, he waved his hand and said,"Linlin, come here. Dad has something for you.”
"What?"
Guo Lin curiously walked to Guo Degang's side.
Guo Degang reached into his pocket and took out a red packet.
He handed the red packet to Guo Lin and said,"Here, buy two fashion brand to wear."”
Puff...
Guo Lin was overjoyed by these words.
"Dad, I'm so sorry!" Guo Lin was polite, but he quickly took the red packet.
He pinched it, it was quite thick.
Guo Degang smiled." Look at how happy you are. Actually, this is your share of today's performance."”
Guo Lin was stunned for a moment before he revealed a standard smile."Thank you, Dad."
Guo Degang laughed, picked up the box on the coffee table, and handed it to Guo Lin."Take a look."
Guo Lin took the box and opened it.
The box was as tall as a finger, and there was a red invitation letter inside.
It was an invitation to a crosstalk program. Summoner Guo Degang has issued a summon to you, inviting Guo Lin to participate in the "A Newcomer in Crosstalk" program!
Guo Lin's two words were personally written by Guo Degang. The two words ended with a stroke, and the lines were extremely smooth and unrestrained.
" This is…" Guo Lin looked at Guo Degang and blinked.
Guo Degang said," It's your birthday present. I originally wanted you to see how powerful the other rookies are and give you some pressure. Now it seems that you're going to create pressure."”
"You think so highly of me?" Guo Lin smiled.”
"I'm not particularly optimistic." Guo Degang said," Although this program is targeted at crosstalk rookies, there are quite a few good seedlings this time. Lu Xin, Yu Hao, Jin Fei, Cheng Xi…Ah! You wouldn't know even if I told you.
"In short, although I'll give you a chance to go, I won't let you secretly manipulate the competition. How far you can go depends on yourself.”
"I understand." Guo Lin nodded.”
Guo Degang looked at Guo Lin and said,"I haven't asked for your opinion yet. Do you want to go to this show?"?”
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