I, the crown prince of crosstalk!
22 We both have nine years of compulsory education, but why are you so outstanding! 1

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This was not the first time Jiang Wei, a mainstream crosstalk actor, had attacked De Yun Pavilion.

It wasn't just Jiang Wei. The crosstalk actors in the mainstream circle didn't like De Yun Pavilion.

Originally, they only needed to recite the old crosstalk to hold a special performance and appear on the Spring Festival Gala.

However, ever since Guo Degang developed Deyun Pavilion and nurtured many disciples who were very good at "crosstalk" and relied on real skills to earn money to make a living.

The space for mainstream crosstalk actors to rely on fame to make a living was getting smaller and smaller.

Thus, every time De Yun Pavilion stirred up a storm, these mainstream crosstalk actors would step in.

……

The mainstream crosstalk actors did not like De Yun Ge, and the fans of De Yun Ge did not like them either.

This time, as soon as Jiang Wei spoke, the Deyun girl immediately launched a counterattack!

"Young Master doesn't deserve to be called a crosstalk actor. Do you know how to do crosstalk?"

"Hey, previous poster, don't be so hostile. At least he can recite the traditional crosstalk without missing a single word. For an old man, it's already not bad to be able to recite so many words.”

"That's right. With that brain of his, wouldn't it be making things difficult for him if he were to create his own works?”

"He said that my young master's singing was terrible and even hinted that the composer should give him the song. To be honest, I've never seen such a shameless person!”

"The most sensational thing in Yanjing is hahahaha, where does he get his confidence from?”

"This person is so free. I guess he won't be on this year's Spring Festival Gala.”

"Hahahaha, the previous poster's little mouth is covered in honey. I like it!”

……

When Jiang Wei saw these people's comments, he was so angry that his hair almost exploded.

"No manners! How uncultured! The people of De Yun Pavilion were vulgar, but the people who supported De Yun Pavilion were even more vulgar! These young people had even forgotten the traditional virtue of respecting the old and loving the young! How could such a person understand crosstalk? No wonder they liked De Yun Pavilion, how vulgar!”

Jiang Wei typed as he spoke.

After posting this on Weibo, it was once again met with a wave of ridicule.

"Who says we don't know how to respect the old and love the young? We just don't respect those who don't respect their elders!”

"That's right, that's right. Grandpa Jiang, you should rest. Don't be jealous of De Yun Pavilion anymore. Do you know that you will get jealous if you continue like this?”

Jiang Wei didn't stop. Not only did he not stop, but he also mobilized other people in the mainstream circle to boycott this song!

Crosstalk actor Feng Guang: " Brother Jiang is right. Guo Lin really can't be called a crosstalk actor. Which crosstalk actor among us isn't proficient in both speech and singing? What does this kid know? Teasing? Vulgar! Only young people like you who don't understand crosstalk are happy to hear it. To me, it's dog sh * t! As for singing, it was too much to talk about.”

Crosstalk actor Chang Tian: " The lyrics of the Song of the Fifth Ring were really wasted on this song. If Brother Jiang sang it, it wouldn't just cause a sensation in Yanjing, it might even cause a sensation in the entire country!”

Crosstalk actor Meng Gui: " Song of the Fifth Ring is really not bad. If the composer sees this message, you can contact me. I'll write you the lyrics that are most suitable for this song! Guo Lin was uncultured, what good words could he come up with!”

Crosstalk actor Li Shan: " A person like Guo Lin shouldn't do crosstalk. He's so funny and can't even sing. He's really embarrassing us crosstalk actors!”

The Deyun girl saw this group of people jumping around and was not used to it at all. She typed furiously on the keyboard and only one word was left-do it!

The crosstalk circle was instantly in chaos.

At this moment, Guo Lin had just woken up from his sleep.

He yawned and went to brush his teeth. When Guo Lin was washing his face, Guo Degang got up.

Guo Degang was woken up by Yu Qian's call.

Yu Qian saw the farce on Weibo and asked Guo Degang curiously who wrote the song "Song of the Five Rings."

Guo Degang was asked at that time.

This…he really didn't know!

Therefore, as soon as he hung up the phone, Guo Degang came to ask Guo Lin.

Guo Lin wiped his face and said," No one. I thought of it myself. I hummed when I went to the toilet. It felt pretty good, so I made up a random word."”

"…You're really casual…"

"What's wrong, Dad?" Guo Lin put down the towel and asked. Why are you suddenly asking this?"

Guo Degang told Guo Lin about what happened online and said,"You don't have to worry about that. Jiang Wei and the others are bored every day.”

These words took advantage of Jiang Wei.

"Dad, I know what I'm doing." Guo Lin smiled.”

Guo Degang thought that Guo Lin was not going to care about this matter, so he nodded and went to the kitchen to make breakfast.

Who would have thought that after Guo Degang left, Guo Lin immediately took out his phone and posted the lyrics of the original work of the Song of the Five Rings, the Song of Peony, on Weibo.

De Yun Ge Guo Lin: " Some people say that I'm uncultured and that my lyrics are not good. I'm not convinced! After all, I graduated from nine years of compulsory education. The country provided for my education. I can't study for nothing!

So, I flipped through the dictionary for ten minutes and made a new phrase. You can take a look.”

When the fans saw this Weibo post, they immediately clicked on the screenshot of the notepad and read it carefully.

Song of Peony

Ah, peonies, the brightest among flowers

Ah, peonies, the most magnificent in the land of fragrance

Some say you're flirtatious, how can a flirtatious life be so full

Some say you're rich, but you've been poor

Ah, peony

When the earth was frozen, you were nurturing a life force

When the spring breeze blows, you bring beauty to the world

Ah, peony

You bring beauty to the world!

……

"Ah ah ~~ Peony ~~ The most vibrant among the hundred flowers ~~"

"Ah ah ~~ Peony ~~ The most spectacular scene in the Land of Fragrance ~~"

As the fans watched, they sang " Song of Peony " in the tune of " Song of the Five Rings."

Everyone was stunned by this song!

"This…this is too high and mighty!!”

"F * ck, I feel like this song is awesome!”

"Did you really come up with this phrase from the dictionary??I'm not well-educated. Don't lie to me!"

"We both have nine years of compulsory education. Why are you so outstanding? Speak! Did you secretly tutor behind my back?”

"Tsk, isn't it just praising peonies? Let me tell you! Give me a dictionary for such words, I! -- Even if he flipped through the dictionary, he wouldn't be able to write it!”

"Brother above, you're too showy! I almost fired at you!”

"Who said that my husband is uncultured?”

"@ Crosstalk Actor Meng Gui, come out and take a look. Can you write this line?”

"Hubby, you're so strong! I love you!"

"Damned bastard, I beg you to stop exuding your charm!”

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