The Kochi man and woman left the player seats and went on stage with their books.
All the contestants 'gazes were focused on these two people.
"Song Qiyu's routine crosstalk just now made me feel so awkward. Are these two going to be awkward for another four minutes?”
"People have said that their crosstalk is written using formulas. Song Qiyu's awkwardness, how can their crosstalk not be awkward?”
"Which one of you brought earplugs? If you don't have earplugs, a jacket will do!"
"You want a jacket to cover your ears?"
"No! I don't know why I feel especially cold, so I want to borrow a jacket to wear.”
"Yes, yes, yes. I have the same feeling. It's so awkward!”
……
While the contestants were talking, Gao Zhinan looked at Guo Degang and began to introduce himself."My name is Gao Ye. This is my wife and my partner, Zheng Yu.”
Gao Ye looked at the audience and said,""Those who have heard of our crosstalk, can you give us a round of applause?”
“……”
The audience on the right looked at Gao Ye in confusion, with an expression that said,"Who are you?"
Seeing that the audience was not giving him face, Gao Ye's expression turned slightly ugly.
He turned to look at Guo Degang and said,"Teacher, you don't know us, right?"”
Guo Degang had a smile on his face as he said,"Let me get to know you today."”
"Alright." Gao Ye said as he walked up to Guo Degang and said," We came today to bring you three books.”
"You brought me a book?" Guo Degang reached out to take it.
Gao Ye didn't give it to him. Instead, he began to introduce the books one by one."These three books were all written by me and my wife. This one is called 'Campus Crosstalk Study', this one is called' The Element of Crosstalk 'and this one is called' A Record of Logic'.”
Gao Ye pointed at Guo Degang and said,"I guess with your education level, you should be able to understand this book."”
Hearing Gao Ye's words, the players in the player area were furious.
"D * mn, what do you mean? You said that we were uncultured offstage, and now that you're on stage, you're deliberately looking for trouble with Ms. Guo?”
"That's right. Pointing at Ms. Bailey is so rude!”
"What campus crosstalk, what crosstalk element, I've been in the industry for so long, but I've never heard of it! How could he recommend such a lousy book to Ms. Guo?”
"Heh, people even said that Ms. Gilligan couldn't understand these two books. They said that Ms. Gilligan could only understand funny stories.”
"How dare he look down on Ms. Hunt! This is too infuriating!"
…
While the contestants were filled with righteous indignation, Gao Ye placed the three books on the table next to Guo Degang and turned back to the stage.
Guo Degang took back his hand that Gao Ye had ignored. The expression on his face was as gentle as ever."Start your performance."
Gao Ye hummed in acknowledgment and started his crosstalk with Zheng Yu.
The work they brought was called There's an Egg.
"There's an egg. It went to the teahouse to drink tea."”
"Then it turned into a Herbal Tea Egg.”
"There's an egg. It went swimming in the Songhua River."”
"Then it turned into a pine egg."”
"There's an egg. It went to Shandong."”
"Then it turned into a braised egg.”
"There was an egg, and it fell on the ground."”
"Then it turned into a missile."”
"There was an egg. It went to someone's yard."”
"Then it became an atomic bomb.”
……
As the contestants listened to their crosstalk, the expressions on their faces gradually turned from the initial "really boring" to indifference.
In the end, everyone's teeth chattered as they hugged their arms and started rubbing.
"I'm so cold. Who can lend me some clothes?？”
"Listening to other crosstalk shows makes me laugh until my stomach hurts, but listening to a routine crosstalk…Achoo!”
"D * mn, did you catch a cold?”
"I don't know either! I feel like I'm going to die from the cold!"
"Could it be that the central air conditioner is broken?”
"Impossible! This freezing power could only be found in the famous formula crosstalk!”
…
While the players were hugging their arms and trembling, the ordinary audience members on the other side were also a little tired.
"What is this thing?"
"This is crosstalk? This is our country's crosstalk?”
"This is too unpleasant! It's not interesting at all!"
"Isn't it too boring to have a newcomer in this crosstalk! If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have come to see it. It's so boring.”
"Yeah, after listening to Lu Xin and Yu Hao's crosstalk, I thought that was the starting point. I didn't expect it to be the end?？”
……
The ordinary audience members complained. If it wasn't for the fact that they couldn't leave midway, they really wanted to leave.
Four minutes later.
That unlucky egg's transformation journey was finally over.
Gao Ye and Zheng Yu looked at Guo Degang and were very satisfied with their performance.
This work was several levels better than Song Qiyu's. Guo Degang should be able to feel the charm of the formal crosstalk this time, right?
Guo Degang looked at the two of them gently and said,"Your crosstalk is similar to the previous contestant.”
When Gao Ye heard this, he thought that Guo Degang was praising him. He raised his head slightly and said arrogantly,"Yes, that person just now is my disciple. Our crosstalk is written using formulas!”
"Formula crosstalk…Can you let me understand this?" Guo Degang said.”
Seeing that Guo Degang was interested in formal crosstalk, Gao Ye took a step forward and explained," Before we perform crosstalk, we will first simulate how the audience laughs…"
After a long speech, Gao Ye concluded,""So far, we have used this formula to write more than 500 crosstalk performances, so I find it strange that you don't know us.
However, you can go back and ask Yu Qian. He must have seen our crosstalk!”
Seeing how confident Gao Ye was, the players almost gasped.
Ms. Guo hadn't seen it, so why was this guy so sure that Mr. Yu Qian had seen it?
Guo Degang listened to Gao Ye's words and smiled gently.""Yes, I'll definitely ask him when I get back.
What have you been reading these days?"
Hearing this, Gao Ye frowned and said,""Do you think my routine crosstalk is bad?”
Guo Degang said," It's not that it's not good. There's no first in literature and no second in martial arts. There's definitely more than one way to speak in crosstalk. It's just that on this stage, your method won't work.”
When the audience heard this, they nodded in agreement.
It definitely wouldn't work!
Didn't you see that none of them were laughing?!
…
Hearing this, Gao Ye finally understood. He looked at Guo Degang and frowned."Does this mean that you don't intend to let us pass? Are you not planning to give us the token?"
Guo Degang nodded and said,"I think you guys still have to go back and practice."”
"Fine!" Gao Ye pointed at him and said angrily. I shouldn't have thought that an uncultured person like you could understand me! I really regret choosing your group!”
Although he was pointed at, Guo Degang's attitude was still very gentle. He said,"It's not too late for you to leave now. If you really think that I can't do it, you can wait until next time..."
Without waiting for Guo Degang to finish, Gao Ye sneered and said,"No need! There are newcomers who can't tolerate my routine crosstalk, so it doesn't matter! You're not the only one who has a crosstalk program!
Let's wait and see. The next time we meet, the one sitting in your seat might be me!”
As soon as he finished speaking, many people in the player area stood up angrily.
"This is too much! This person actually said that about Ms. Hunt!"
"If he is disrespectful to us, he is disrespectful to all of us crosstalk practitioners!”
"No! I can't take it anymore!"
…
The crosstalk actors gritted their teeth and were prepared to teach Gao Ye a lesson when he returned.
Yan Hexian was also urging Guo Lin,"Da Lin, this couple is too much!" Master won't say anything to them because of his status as a judge, but we can't watch Master be humiliated like this! We can't just let this matter go!"
Guo Lin's gaze darkened the moment Gao Ye pointed at Guo Degang's nose.
Hearing Yan Hexian's words, he stood up and said,""Indeed, we can't just let it go like this."
Hearing Guo Lin's words, Yan Hexian became excited."Da Lin, tell me. Do you want to fight directly or…"
Guo Lin glanced at him and said,"What are you fighting for?" They were all civilized people. How could they be so handsy?”
"Then…then how do we teach them a lesson?" Yan Hexian was puzzled.”
Guo Lin walked to the stage and said,"We are crosstalk actors, and this is a crosstalk program. Of course, we will teach them a lesson with crosstalk.”
"Ah?" Yan Hexian did not understand." Using crosstalk to teach him a lesson? How?"
"Didn't he say that we're uncultured?”The corners of Guo Lin's lips curled up." Let's perform a cultured crosstalk to open their eyes."
Let's not talk about the program we prepared earlier. Let's change to another one.”
“？？？”Yan Hexian widened his eyes and said," You want to change the program at the last minute?？？”
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