"Actually, I've earned some money by performing crosstalk this month. I didn't buy a house. I can't afford a house, but I bought a car.”Ye Yun's face flashed with pride.
"Oh right, I bought a car." Grandpa Yu said.
"That's right, but this car is limited today, so I didn't drive it. My car is quite good.”
"Nine-handed Aota!"
An audience member shouted.
Everyone laughed.
Only Ye Yun could communicate with the audience so frequently.
After a month, this method of communication had gradually become Ye Yun's exclusive feature.
Right now.
Hearing the audience's words, Ye Yun's expression changed. He was furious." What Nine-handed Aota?!" You're only a Nine-handed Aota! To tell you the truth, my car is really good.”
"Is that so?" Grandpa Yu asked.
"Sigh, forget it. Let's not talk anymore.”Ye Yun shook his head.
"Didn't you take the initiative to talk about the car?"
"Did I say anything about your big QQ?”
"I'm talking about you! Why is it me!"
"Me?" Ye Yun glanced at everyone." Permanently! Today…"
"A bicycle! There's no limit to the number of bicycles!" Grandpa Yu exclaimed.
The audience laughed along.
"I thought Little Yunyun would buy herself a top-notch coupe after becoming popular on the internet!”
"You're thinking too much! Little Yunyun's standard was a permanent bicycle!”
"This thing is energy-saving, green, and cheap. It suits Ye Yun's temperament.”
"Are you saying that the word green suits little brother Ye Yun's temperament?”
The audience's screams were filled with jokes.
However, the audience could not be blamed for this.
In this month, Ye Yun had switched identities back and forth.
One moment, it was the prince of love songs with a moving voice.
One moment, it was a cheap and flirtatious crosstalk actor.
One moment, he was a depressed and handsome idol.
One moment, she was a big shot celebrity who had nothing to worry about.
If the audience couldn't come up with a few jokes, they would be embarrassed to say that they were Ye Yun's fans.
"What are you talking about!"
Ye Yun glared at everyone." I bought a permanent bicycle a long time ago. Now I've changed to a jeep!”
"This car is not bad!" Grandpa Yu praised.”
"Of course! It was a good car!”
"Is this English or Pinyin?”
"I drove here today, but on the highway…"
Ye Yun clenched his fists and bit his lips, tears glistening in his eyes.
"What's wrong?"
Grandpa Yu saw Ye Yun's expression and quickly asked.
"I'm ashamed to say this, but my jeep is on fire.”
"It spontaneously combusted?"
"Yes." Ye Yun's eyes glistened with tears.
"How could a good car spontaneously combust?”Grandpa Yu was puzzled.
"When the car caught fire, I realized that I forgot to pull the handbrake when I went out. As the car rubbed against the road, sparks and flash points ignited.”Ye Yun felt even more pain.
"You should be more careful when you go out."
"Even so, for today's performance, I jumped off the highway on the spot and prepared to take the bus to the venue.”
"You're really dedicated."
"As a crosstalk actor, you have to put the audience first at this juncture!”Ye Yun didn't even think and said directly,""Fortunately, I just jumped off the highway when a bus came over.”
"Whoa, my luck is pretty good."
"There's a seat beside me, so I sat down.”
"You fell on it, didn't you?"
"I just sat on it and a big sister came over.”Little Yunyun's expression changed slightly, and she felt a little shy." Eldest Sister chatted with me and even hit on me.”
"Aiyo? What did Big Sister say?" Grandpa Yu came over.
"Grandson! Get up!" Ye Yun imitated her big sister's voice.
"You call this hitting on me?" Grandpa Yu said.
"I'm a seven-foot-tall man. Is this a joke? He stood up on the spot. I asked,"Sister, why did you say that this is your seat?"”Ye Yun said.
"That's right!" Grandpa Yu echoed.
"Why? I'm a ticket seller. This is my seat!"
"Hey, so you're sitting in the salesperson's seat!”
"Okay, big sister, I'll sit on the seat next to you. I sat on it, but not long after, another big sister came over.”
"This big sister is hitting on you too?" Grandpa Yu said.
"She also told me to get up." Ye Yun replied.
"Why is that?" Grandpa Yu was rather puzzled.
"This is my seat. I bought a ticket just now. Besides, I'm pregnant. I'm pregnant.”Ye Yun imitated her big sister's voice.
"Pregnant woman!" Grandpa Yu exclaimed.
"That's right! When I heard that she was pregnant, I quickly stood up and said,"Sister, you should sit down first. How many months are you pregnant?"”
"Three hours."
"Go, go, go!" "Three hours? How can you call that pregnant?" Grandpa Yu said unhappily. Who knows if she's pregnant or not!"
The audience was also amused.
No wonder Little Yunyun did not notice that tens of thousands of little tadpoles were still fighting for the right to advance in three hours!
Ye Yun waved his hand and said," It doesn't matter. What I really can't stand is this big sister's next behavior."”
"What did this big sister do this time?" Grandpa Yu frowned and asked.”
" Just as I gave up my seat, this lady actually took out a wet tissue and began to wipe the bench!" Ye Yun said. What was the meaning of this? What? I don't understand what she means!”
Ye Yun sobbed and said with a wronged look.
"What do you mean?" Grandpa Yu said,"They think you're dirty!"”
" You think I'm dirty?" Ye Yun retorted." Guys, I changed my underwear this morning!"”
"Why are you bringing this up!" Grandpa Yu said.
"You actually think I'm dirty!" Ye Yun still felt wronged.
"Aren't you just wearing your underpants?"
"What's wrong?" Ye Yun replied righteously.
"He's really only wearing underpants!" Grandpa Yu had said it casually, but who would have thought that this guy would actually do it.
"Didn't my pants get burned? I don't have any pants!"
At this moment, the laughter below the stage completely erupted.
The audience was rolling back and forth in laughter. Their faces were full of wrinkles, and tears flowed down from the corners of their eyes.
"Shocking! On the bus, a well-known crosstalk actor was only wearing a pair of underwear and was teasing a good big sister!”
"I thought it was Big Sister's fault. It's not suitable to be the overlord in the first place, but she still has the cheek to despise Little Yunyun! Now, I realized that I was wrong. I would rather believe that there were ghosts in the world than believe Brother Ye's mouth!”
"I knew there would be a turning point, but I didn't expect it to be here!”
"When are you going to perform in your underpants?”
"We also want to see you in your underpants.”
The female fans shouted loudly, causing the old men present to blush.
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