"You're sitting on the handbrake, aren't you?" Grandpa Yu smiled and said," Even my underpants are on fire!”
"I'm not wearing my underpants!" Ye Yun emphasized loudly," Fortunately, I took it off quickly. My hair was burnt off!”
Hahahaha!
The entire place was filled with laughter.
Ye Yun spread her hands." I say, that lady should have just sat down, but she took out a piece of tissue. Shujie, she-"
"Why is there always a brand!"
"Since they've sponsored us, we have to advertise!”
"That's true."
"After wiping with a dry tissue, Big Sister sat down. How infuriating! Are you looking down on me?”
"Why are you so angry!"
"Who would have thought that the moment this big sister sat down, she would make a false bow.”
"What do you mean by false respect?"
"In classical Chinese, it's called farting."
"Grandson, the first part is classical Chinese.”
"We have to say something! It's not appropriate to not say a few words!"
"You have to talk to her!"
"I say, big sister, it's so clean. Not only did you wipe it twice, but you also blew on it!”
"Whoa, go to hell!"
After saying that, the two of them bowed slightly, marking the end of the performance.
As expected, the audience was in an uproar.
The applause was accompanied by shouts, and the Sanlitun Theater was completely ignited.
"Hahaha, you're kidding me.”
"To tell you the truth, a few days ago, when I was lying in bed with diarrhea, I suddenly had an impulse to be humble! I bet that it was just pretending, but in the end…I f * cking lost!”
"Brother Ye Yun, your imagination is too big. In that kind of situation, you can actually think of the purpose of farting.”
"Haha, blow on the chair and use the chemical composition in the fart to kill the bacteria on the chair.”
“……”
After that, the audience was so enthusiastic that Ye Yun had no choice but to return to the scene more than ten times!
The crosstalk that was supposed to end at 8:30 p. m. was dragged to 10 p. m.
However, the female fans were still gathered outside the theater, waiting for the opportunity to interact with Ye Yun.
Ye Yun changed his clothes backstage and followed his fellow disciples out.
The moment they left, the female fans screamed.
"Brother Ye Yun, you're so handsome!”
"Little Yunyun, I like you so much!"
"Little brother, can you give me an autograph? I've liked you since the first time I saw your crosstalk! As long as you're around, I've never missed a performance this month.”
Seeing this scene, Ye Yun quickly walked up to the fan and took the card from the fan.
As he wrote his name, he said,"Thank you for your love, Ye Yun is really touched. But it's already so late and it's really not safe. I'll sign it for you and go back as soon as possible!”
"Ahhhh! Brother Ye Yun is so considerate!"
"Such an idol is really good. We're proud of you!”
The thirty to forty female fans present all shouted excitedly.
It took Ye Yun another half an hour to finish writing his autograph and arrange for his fans to go to their places. Then, Ye Yun rushed to the Grand Water Restaurant.
Today was the monthly team building of De Yun House.
Actors who performed well every month would be eligible to attend the dinner.
That's right, this was Ye Yun's first time participating.
He could only blame his previous life for being too cowardly.
For five years, he could only run errands and help move props in De Yun House.
An outstanding disciple like De Yunshe naturally did not have the qualifications to have a gathering.
However, it was different now.
Ever since Ye Yun transmigrated, with the experience of his previous life and the push of the system, Ye Yun had quickly become a top crosstalk actor in Deyun House.
This month, the Sanlitun Theater held a total of four crosstalk sessions.
The theater was full, and the tickets were sold out in minutes.
It had become the theater with the highest income among the three major theaters.
As a result, it was completely unreasonable for Ye Yun to not ask for a team building.
Ye Yun arrived outside the private room while feeling pleased with himself.
He gently reached out and pushed the door open.
"Junior Brother."
Zhang Yunlei, Gao Feng, and the others nodded slightly.
These people had joined De Yun House for at least ten years, so it was not inappropriate to call Ye Yun junior brother.
These people looked at Ye Yun with envy.
When will I be as popular as Ye Yun?
His current popularity was terrifying. In De Yun House, other than Little Yueyue, there was no one who could compete with him.
There were countless fans in China.
There were also many beautiful female fans.
Everyone sighed at the thought of their female fans.
When would he be able to have female fans chasing after him?
"Hello, Master, Master, Senior Brothers!”
In De Yun House, no matter how popular it was, rules still had to be followed.
Old Guo nodded with a smile on his face." Have a seat. You're probably tired after talking for the whole night.”
"Not bad, not bad." Ye Yun shook his head." I've troubled you today, Master Yu. You talked to me for more than two hours. Master also stood under the stage for more than two hours. Ye Yun, let's toast to the two of you."”
After saying that, Ye Yun directly raised his glass and drank the full glass of wine.
Old Guo and Grandpa Yu looked at each other and nodded in satisfaction. They drank the wine in their hands in one gulp.
After that, Ye Yun toasted his senior brothers.
In the beginning, these senior brothers were rather reserved.
However, after a few cups of wine, these guys started chattering non-stop.
"Junior Brother, what's in your brain? How can you write such a good joke?”
"That's right. Every crosstalk you've written this month can be called a classic. Senior Brother has studied it for a long time!”
"You freak, I haven't seen you study for five years. I didn't expect you to be waiting for me now! As the old saying goes, if you don't make a sound, you'll be fine. If you make a sound, you'll be amazing!”
"I'm most convinced that the fans of crosstalk actors are usually old men, but when it comes to Ye Yun, it's completely overturned. Today alone, more than half of the audience were female fans. Each and every one of them was beautiful and adorable.”
"When are you going to teach Senior Brother how to have so many female fans?”
“……”
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