Looking at Ye Yun's sorrowful expression, Sun Yue interrupted,""Is Teacher Xiao Gang finished?”
Hearing this, Ye Yun's expression changed." Don't scare me. How can there be such a coincidence?!"”
"Yes-what?!" Sun Yue reacted.
"We have to persuade Teacher Xiao Gang not to work too hard at this age. You have to learn to live!”Ye Yun advised.
"Do I still have to learn how to live?"
"I will live." Ye Yun stretched out her finger." Speaking of life, I envy two people.”
"Who is it?"
"One of them is our De Yun House's Teacher Yu.”
"Teacher Yu really knows how to play."
"That's called living! My master always said that Teacher Yu's three hobbies are smoking, drinking, and perming hair.”
"Everyone knows that."
"Actually, it's not just these three hobbies. I also like small animals.”
"You have a heart."
"Open a horse farm."
"I opened it myself!"
"There are three hobbies for raising ponies.”
"All ponies have hobbies?"
Sun Yue widened her eyes in curiosity.
The audience perked up their ears, their faces filled with confusion.
A pony actually has a hobby?
Was he eating grass, sleeping, and being ridden?
Just as everyone was puzzled, Ye Yun explained,""Lighting cigarettes, pouring wine, perming hair.”
Hahahaha!
The audience burst into laughter and clapped loudly.
"Have ponies learned how to suck up now?”
"Indeed, like master, like pet.”
"Teacher Yu can even open a circus. After all, ponies have their specialties! Three lucky audiences were chosen for each performance. One would light the cigarette, one would pour the wine, and the other would perm the hair.”
"Hahaha, I can't hold it in anymore!"
……
On the stage.
Sun Yue frowned." Wait! He had never heard of horses being permed?”
"Why not?" Ye Yun asked.”
Sun Yue gestured and said,""The pony's hooves were roasted red and then burned on Teacher Yu's head? Isn't that torture?"
"Haha, let's not talk about this. Let's talk about Teacher Yu's living condition.”
"That's right! This life is indeed good."
There was no doubt about this. Grandpa Yu was indeed a person who knew how to enjoy life.
"Right?" Ye Yun turned around and looked at the audience." Other than Teacher Yu, I envy Teacher Sun Yue's father the most.”
"My father." Sun Yue nodded.
"Your dad knows how to play! Old Beijing people, after retiring, they had nothing to do, so they liked to play with literature!”
"This is also our traditional Chinese culture!”
"There are differences between bracelets and walnuts.”Ye Yun waved the fan in his hand and said.
"There are rules!" Sun Yue said with certainty.
"After you get the walnuts, you still have to rub them with your hands. There was a professional term in the entertainment world, it was called a plate!”
"You understand."
"This dish is very particular!" Ye Yun counted with his fingers,"How?" To what extent? What oil pan? We have to pay attention to this!"
"Oh, you need oil to make this?" Sun Yue was confused.
"Of course." Ye Yun replied affirmatively.
"Then what kind of oil pan should I use?"
"Human oil!"
Ye Yun's face was serious. He didn't have the slightest intention of joking.
The audience burst into laughter.
They were curious about what Pan Wenwan needed to do.
Hearing Ye Yun's reply, they all understood Ye Yun's imagination and laughed together.
Teacher Sun Yue frowned." Why do you make it sound so scary?!"”
Ye Yun shook her head gently." You don't understand. I'm talking about the grease secreted by humans. The thing that is plated with this grease is red and shiny, just like the texture of the small coral.”
"Aiyo, so pretty?"
"But ordinary people can't do this.”
"Is that so?"
"Your father is different.”
"How did my father manage to get it?”Sun Yue asked in confusion.
"Your dad is so oily!"
"Oh!"
"Why is it able to secrete so much oil?”
"Why?"
"His father drinks Crucian carp soup every day to boost oil!”As he spoke, Ye Yun lowered his head, his fingers waving in the shape of a wave as he moved his forehead.
"Yes, this thing is also good for breast-feeding after childbirth!”Sun Yue suddenly turned her head." My father is a man or a woman!”
The reason why crosstalk needed a supporting character was vividly reflected at this moment.
If it weren't for Sun Yue's words, the audience wouldn't have known that the Crucian carp soup had such an effect, and this burden wouldn't have been heard.
But after Sun Yue asked this question, the audience immediately burst into laughter.
The backstage guest was full of fear.
These two people were too strong. In just a few minutes, they released many burdens, and each burden achieved excellent results.
In addition to Ye Yun's terrifying popularity, there was no doubt that Ye Yun was the strongest enemy in this season's Smiling Proud Wanderer.
As for Meng Wei, he was sitting awkwardly backstage, not knowing what to do.
Not to mention others, even he himself could feel the huge gap between him and Ye Yun.
Meng Wei went on stage for ten minutes of awkward chat and silence.
Ye Yun went up on stage and was filled with baggage and cheers.
Let's talk about the stage.
"It's your father who's trying his best to promote the secretion of fats!" Ye Yun explained hurriedly.”
Sun Yue shook her head." We can't do that!”
"What should I use this grease for?"
"What is it?"
"Walnut."
"Oh!"
"Walnuts are very particular. What is a dull tip, what is an official hat, and what is a chicken heart!”
"Oh?"
"When I was young, I didn't know either. I always heard his father say that it was a lion's head.”
"This is the most expensive!"
"I was just thinking, won't this lion head bite my hand?”
"Yes." Sun Yue answered subconsciously, but then she realized something was wrong." Wait a minute. How can you bite your hand?"”
"Think about it, his father went to the zoo and found two lions. Listen to me, I'm going to kill you today!"
"Yes."
"Hua hua hua!"
Ye Yun opened his arms and rubbed them back and forth as if he was really rubbing a lion.
"Come back here!"
Sun Yue quickly pulled Ye Yun back.
The audience burst into laughter again and applauded spontaneously.
The contestants backstage were also amused and laughed out loud.
"Haha, this is too amazing! Even a lion dares to coil!"
"It seems that it wasn't easy for Teacher Sun Yue to grow up to this age. After all, she has such a brave father!”
"Just because you say so, don't think I won't dare to go up just because you have a big head!”
"These two's crosstalk is too exciting!”
"In this way, I feel that the show just now is even more disgusting!”
“……”
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