Song Dan smiled from ear to ear and said,"Ms. Hunt, your disciple is so interesting!”
Old Guo smiled and waved his hand gently." Although he is young, he studies hard every day. He is the most hardworking among the senior brothers!”
F * ck!
Old Guo himself felt that he might be struck by lightning if he said this!
While Old Guo and Song Dan were talking and laughing, Feng Gang, who was standing beside them, seemed to be in a dilemma.
After all, he strongly supported Meng Wei. If he were to laugh out loud because of Ye Yun's show now, it would seem a little disgraceful.
But damn it!
How hilarious!
If Hou Hua hadn't given him a sum of money, he would have stood up at any moment and slammed the table angrily." That show just now was f * cking sh * t!”
……
On the stage.
"My dad is courting death!" Sun Yue questioned.”
"Didn't you not understand when you were young?" Ye Yun explained. Later, he found out that the lion's head was not this one, but the size of an egg. Two of them were rubbed in his hand!”
"That's right, this is the Lion's Head." Sun Yue nodded in affirmation.
"I'll learn from his father and rub it like this. Crash, crash, crash…until the meat falls off!”
"Yes." Sun Yue's expression changed." No, you're talking about meatballs. These are obviously meatballs!"”
"It's quite salty!" Ye Yun pretended to take a bite." Here, rub two lion heads, and here, rub two chicken hearts!"”
The audience thought that Ye Yun was going to tell them about the 800-yuan walnuts, but they were once again deceived by Ye Yun.
They couldn't help but laugh at Ye Yun's actions.
"I'll roast two more kidneys for you!" Sun Yue snapped.”
Ye Yun frowned slightly." What's wrong? Why are you roasting kidneys?"
"It's not a lion head!"
"Did you eat lion's head? Meatball!"
"This walnut is called Lion Head.”
"I only understand now."
"If you don't understand, then don't talk nonsense."
Ye Yun nodded and pointed at Sun Yue.""His father is good at playing. Not only walnuts, but the entire set of solid wood furniture in the house is also worth buying!”
"How do we arrange the furniture?" Sun Yue asked.”
"Teacher Sun has a sculpture at home! It's so big!" Ye Yun stretched out her hand and placed it in front of her chest.
"Such a big one!"
"There's a dragon carved on it. It's too beautiful. The dragon scales were distinct and the claws were extremely sharp, but his father would get angry just by looking at the dragon!”Ye Yun put his hands on his waist and frowned.
"Why are you still angry?" Sun Yue asked in confusion.
"It's dry and dry. It's not round at all!”
"No, it's always like that when it's just carved.”Sun Yue explained.
The audience also nodded subconsciously. After all, everyone knew that the surface of the wood was very dry when it was just carved!
Just as everyone was looking at Ye Yun, two words suddenly jumped out of Ye Yun's mouth!
"Pan it!"
Under Ye Yun's control, these two words seemed a little sharp.
However, it was this sharp voice that instantly caused the atmosphere to boil.
The audience burst into laughter, completely convinced by Ye Yun's acting skills.
As for Ye Yun, he moved his hands again, imitating the movements of the large wooden carving.
"Come back first!" Sun Yue quickly said. Even root carvings?"
"Think about it, those dragon scales are like small knives."”
"Yeah!"
"That dragon claw is like a small awl!"
"Yeah."
"After his father finished coiling, look at this carving. It's made of mahogany!”
The audience burst into laughter.
"Hahaha, a good wood carving has been dyed red by blood!”
"This is the best way to appreciate! Any furniture that he bought could increase its value as long as he used force!”
"This actor De Yunshe really lives up to his reputation. I saw him on Weibo a few days ago. I thought he wasn't capable enough and was just creating momentum on Weibo. But today, it seemed that this young actor was really amazing!”
"That's for sure. Our little brother Ye Yun said that he's good at everything! From the first time he performed at the Sanlitun Theater, I went to every one of his performances. Every one of them was amazing!”
“……”
The actors backstage swallowed their saliva, and the worry on their faces became even stronger.
This guy was too strong!
His control of the rhythm was so clear that he was completely a player who controlled the field.
Not long after he went on stage, he had complete control of the entire stage!
The 1,500 audience members became Ye Yun's support, making his crosstalk even more humorous and interesting!
"Teacher Meng Wei, as a crosstalk actor, what do you think of this Ye Yun?”Zhou Yunpeng asked with a smile.
"Hmph, he's just a clown! In our crosstalk circle, this kind of performance can only be described with one word.”
"Which two words?" When the other contestants heard this, they also looked over.
"Despicable."
Meng Wei did not even think about it and said these two words.
The others sneered in their hearts and couldn't be bothered with this so-called 'crosstalk master'!
After ten minutes on stage, he did not throw out a single piece of baggage.
And now, he still had the cheek to mock Ye Yun?
Motherf * cker, shameless.
The adults had scruples, but the children naturally wouldn't.
The child playing Nezha took a few steps forward and gently patted Meng Wei's arm.
"What's wrong?" Meng Wei lowered his head and asked.
"Uncle, I watched your program, but it was very boring throughout. I was also very annoyed listening to it. Now that brother Ye Yun is on stage, every word he says makes me uncontrollably happy.”
"What are you trying to say?" Meng Wei's face darkened.
"I want to say that we shouldn't belittle a person behind others 'backs, let alone an outstanding person.”Little wimp said seriously.
Meng Wei's face completely darkened. Then, he snorted coldly and left the lounge, leaving behind a bunch of laughing actors.
Let's talk about the stage.
Ye Yun said,"After a while, there's no blood left!"”
"Yeah!" Sun Yue praised.
"His father has no blood left. There's only a trace of blood left. Whoever touches him will die.”As he spoke, Ye Yun's body trembled slightly as if he was possessed.
"What are you doing?"
"Return to the city to heal!"
Hahahahaha!
This meme achieved excellent results.
In this day and age, who hadn't played Mobile Legends and League of Legends before?
Looking at Ye Yun's actions, an image quickly appeared in their minds.
You don't say, it really looks like it!
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