"Guan Gu, don't be sad. Maybe due to historical reasons, some extreme people won't be too friendly to you. It's okay, most Chinese people are still kind, they will sincerely accept you.”
"Brother Mu, you're lying. I've been standing here for an hour and there were dozens of taxis passing by, but none of them were willing to pick me up. They even scolded me in a random dialect.”
Impossible! Since when did taxi drivers have this kind of national awareness? There must be something going on here. Li Mu asked,"Guan Gu, can you repeat the process of stopping the car?”
"Alright, I'll do that."
Guan Gu waved his arm to block the car. It was very standard. This was how the whole world blocked cars. There should not be a problem here.
"Did the car stop?"
"It stopped."
"Then it's not a problem of stopping the car. What did you say after the car stopped?”
"Hai, I won't give you money!"
Hmm? If he didn't give them money, they would be taking the taxi. He stopped dozens of cars and didn't get beaten up. He was really lucky. Li Mu didn't think Guan Gu would really not give him money to take the taxi. He continued to ask,"Why don't you give me the money in your hand?”
Guan Gu was stunned and said in confusion,"Give it!" I took out the money so that the driver would see me. I'll pay so that he won't take me.”
"Then you still have money to pay?"
Guan Gu asked with a puzzled look,"That's right, I want to go but I don't have money!" Is there something wrong?"
"Guan Gu, where are you going? What kind of place was this? There was such a unique place name in Shanghai?”Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help but interrupt.
"This is the place!" Guan Gu took out a map of Shanghai and pointed it at Zeng Xiaoxian.
"This is Youqian, a historical site. It's a good choice for sightseeing, but why the hell is Youqian not giving it to me? Guan Gu, can you tell me the whole process?”
Guan Gu thought for a moment and began to explain,""I went to the museum nearby this morning and planned to go to Youqian, the place on the map. Then I got confused and stopped an uncle to ask. He told me that he didn't give me money. Isn't that Youqian's full name? Just like how the full name of the World Trade Center was called World Trade International Plaza.”
"Pfft, Guan Gu, you're so funny. How can you be Youqian's full name if you don't give him money? I'm talking nonsense to mislead you!"
Li Mu thought for a moment, and then he said,""Guan Gu, did that person say that Youqian is unruly, or that Youqian shouldn't be?”
"Si Gouyi, Brother Mu, you're too amazing. It's almost the same accent. Anyway, it sounds like you're not giving me money!”Guan Gu's face was filled with excitement.
"Youqian is unruly, Youqian shouldn't have. Damn, Guan Gu, you're asking a person with a strong accent, right? He said that Youqian doesn't know what he meant by rich and unruly!”Zeng Xiaoxian was so happy that he covered his stomach.
Guan Gu's Mandarin was not standard to begin with, so it was not surprising that he would make a mistake when he was taught by a dialect person.
"Nani? Did he mean that he didn't know where Youqian was? No wonder those people ignored me. It turned out that I had expressed the wrong meaning.”Guan Gu was enlightened.
"No, you're right. If you don't give me money, you're saying, look! I have money, but I'm not giving it to you. I want to ride in your car! Yes, very domineering! You're really lucky that you didn't get beaten up! Haha, no, I can't take it anymore.”
"Puff!" Li Mu could not help but laugh.
Guan Gu said awkwardly,"My Chinese is still too bad."”
"It's okay Guan Gu, everyone has their first time. The longer you stay here, the more fluent you'll become in Sichuan!”Li Mu comforted her.
"Why Sichuan dialect?" Guan Gu was puzzled.
Of course, it was because of Tang Youyou and Ziqiao. However, Tang Youyou hadn't appeared yet, so Li Mu made up a story."Sichuan dialect is unique."
"Oh, Brother Mu, you can drop me off in front. I'll take a taxi to get some money.”Guan Gu picked up the map and planned to embark on the journey again.
Li Mu was a little worried that Guan Gu would cause trouble again. If he didn't get the money, he would definitely get into a fight. He couldn't let Guan Gu wander around by himself."I've just arrived in Shanghai not long ago, so I've never been to any scenic spots. Why don't you come with me to the radio station first and record tonight's program?”
"Yatta.”
Guan Gu quickly put away the map and took out a Chinese book to read.
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After the recording of the evening program ended, Guan Gu, who was listening enthusiastically outside the recording room, said excitedly,"Si Gouyi! This story is great. The reasoning process is even more exciting than Conan. Who is the author of this book? Where can I buy it? I want to buy it for my collection!”
Zeng Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows and said,"The author of this book is right in front of you. Guess who it is? If he wanted to buy a copy, he would have to wait a few days. The publishing house had already finished the layout and would soon publish it.”
Guan Gu moved back and forth between Zeng Xiaoxian and Li Mu's faces. Zeng Xiaoxian kept pointing at himself with his right hand, but Li Mu did not move at all.
"It's Brother Mu!"
"Guan Gu, are you sure? You only have one chance. If you guess correctly, you can get the author's signature. If you're wrong, then you have nothing!”Zeng Xiaoxian pretended to be regretful.
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