Zeng Xiaoxian, Hu Yifei’s big brother
37 I don’t want a vasectomy

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Guan Gu replied with certainty,"I'm sure, it's Brother Mu!"”

"Why Brother Mu? It can't be me. I've been reading this book the entire time.”Zeng Xiaoxian was not convinced.

"There is only one truth!"

Guan Gu's temperament changed. The next moment, he seemed to possess Conan and said,"Teacher Zeng, during the broadcast, you paused when you read a particularly long term in the third paragraph. If you were an author, your own work wouldn't be so unfamiliar. When you read the fourth paragraph and saw a terrifying scene, your entire body trembled. This is a broadcast studio, not a television show. Even if you had to pretend to be afraid, there was no need for your body to tremble. At that time, Brother Mu's eyebrows didn't even twitch.”

"When the broadcast ended, you showed Brother Mu your script. I couldn't hear your conversation, but your actions spoke for themselves. You were asking questions. If you were an author, would you need someone else's advice? Therefore, Teacher Zeng, you are not the author. The real author is Brother Mu!”

"Amazing!" Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help but give him a thumbs up.

"No, no, compared to Brother Mu, I'm like a Guan Yu holding a machete!”

"Haha, Guan Gu, who are you going to chop with that machete? Brother Mu? I suggest you don't do that. You'll die a miserable death!”Zeng Xiaoxian said.

"Nani? Did I use it wrongly?" Guan Gu had an annoyed expression.

"Guan Gu, that's playing a big knife in front of Guan Yu. You used the right place, but the sentence was pronounced wrong.”Zeng Xiaoxian explained, and Guan Gu suddenly understood.

"I'll remember it. Chinese culture is profound and profound.”

Li Mu handed the recording disk to Zeng Xiaoxian and said,""Teacher Zeng, I'll leave first. You can find the director to sign it yourself!”

"Don't worry, wait for me. I'll go play too. Wait for me to come back from the director's place before leaving!”Zeng Xiaoxian took the recording and ran to the director's office.

Three minutes later, Zeng Xiaoxian brought the recording back to the recording studio with a sad face.

"Teacher Zeng? What's wrong with you? Did the leader not allow you to take leave?" Guan Gu asked with concern.

"Guan Gu, you guessed…wrong, the leader gave me leave. Let's go, where are we going first?”Zeng Xiaoxian was done with his acting and immediately started planning the route.

Li Mu really didn't know much about Shanghai, so he didn't want to participate. He just let Guan Gu and Zeng Xiaoxian make a plan and go with the flow.

"The next stop is not giving money!”

"Teacher Zeng, you're being naughty again!" Guan Gu muttered unhappily.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who had a double master's degree, talked about all kinds of humanities and history along the way. He didn't seem bored on the way. After visiting three scenic spots, it was noon. Li Mu took out his phone and called Wanyu, intending to ask about Wanyu's interview.

"Hello, Wanyu, how was the interview?”

Wan Yu couldn't help but laugh,"Haha."

"Did you pass the interview?"

That shouldn't be. According to the TV plot, Wanyu's first job should be a book salesman. The timeline didn't match.

"No."

Li Mu felt that Wan Yu was a little abnormal and asked anxiously,"No, you're still so happy. Where are you now?”

"The interview is too funny. I'm at 23rd North Street.”

Li Mu quickly checked the map in his mind and found that it was very close to him. He could get there in ten minutes by car, so he told Wan Yu to find a place to wait and he would go there immediately.

"It's almost noon, let's go eat. Wan Yu is at 23rd North Street, let's go find a restaurant nearby!”

"Alright."

Both of them had no objections. Li Mu quickly drove to 23 North Street.

"Cousin, I'm here!"

Lin Wanyu ran to Li Mu's side with a smile on her face. It seemed that she had not been wronged, so Li Mu was relieved.

"I just asked. There's an authentic old restaurant here. Cousin, how about we go to that restaurant for dinner?”Wan Yu pointed at a restaurant not far away and started to act cute.

"Guan Gu, what do you think?"

Today, he was mainly accompanying Guan Gu, so Li Mu naturally had to consider Guan Gu's opinion. As for Zeng Xiaoxian, he was just an escort, so he was ignored by Li Mu.

"No problem. I also want to try our dishes.”

The four of them entered the restaurant. As expected of an old restaurant with an inheritance. It was only past eleven o'clock and it was almost full. The four of them could only find a corner and sit down.

"Wanyu, tell me what happened during your interview? Laughing like that!"

"Alright." Wan Yu still couldn't suppress her smile when she agreed.

"Today, I went for an interview with a foreign company. There were four people in the morning, two men and two women. When I entered the meeting room, the interviewer asked the first girl, do you have a boyfriend? The girl was a little surprised to be asked such a question, but she still answered yes. The interviewer asked again,"Are you planning to get married?",The girl said that she had no plans for the time being. At this time, the interviewer asked an even weirder question. Could the two of you have children in five years? At this time, the girl also let go and said no.”

"There's nothing funny about this!" Zeng Xiaoxian interrupted.

"Teacher Zeng, let me finish. The girl said that she wouldn't want a child, but the interviewer said, how can you guarantee that? How could he guarantee such a thing? The girl was instantly furious. She shouted in Northeastern Chinese, How can I guarantee that? I'll give you a vasectomy certificate! Then, she turned around and left. The interviewer was instantly furious.”

"This girl is domineering."

Wanyu glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian and he quickly shut his mouth.

"The second interviewee was a boy. Perhaps the interviewer was angry at the girl in front of him. He lowered his head and looked at his resume. The boy who was questioned was a little shy. After pausing for a while, he said,"I don't think this position is suitable for me. I don't want to have a vasectomy!"”

"Puff!" Zeng Xiaoxian spat out a mouthful of tea.

"After saying that he didn't want to undergo a vasectomy, that guy left too. It was the third guy's turn. Before the interviewer could say anything, that guy said,'I don't think this position is suitable for me either. I don't want to undergo a vasectomy either! After saying that, I ran out. Seeing this, I didn't dare to stay any longer. I ran out with my resume. Just as I ran to the door, I heard the interviewer shouting in the room, saying that none of the people interviewed today were f * cking normal…"

" Haha, Wanyu, luckily you ran fast, otherwise…" Zeng Xiaoxian threatened Lin Wanyu.

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