After the old man finished speaking, he walked away quickly. His small steps were very rhythmic. Huang Lei and He Jiong were a little envious. They felt that the old man's physical strength was much better than the two of them.。
In the live broadcast room:
"What the f * ck, is this magic or magic? This operation of the lord is really flirtatious! You broke my waist again."
"Ah! Your Excellency is too amazing. Unknowingly, you have given me another surprise. I look forward to your next surprise.”
"F * ck, I really didn't see this technique clearly. Those magic tricks on the Spring Festival Gala don't seem to be as good as Big Official's. You're practically walking side by side with the sun!”
"F * ck, in the future, I will stay away from any place where a big shot appears. This f * cking handsome guy sings so well and now he knows magic. In the future, any girl will be seduced by a big shot.”
"I've learned another move. I'll tell my girlfriend later,'I want to slowly die of old age with you'.”
"Hahaha! The high-ranking official was too interesting. Not only did he dare to rebuke anyone, but he even dared to trick the old grandpa who was originally just passing by. He really did not let anyone off.”
"I thought you really wanted grandpa's bamboo shoots.”
" Grandpa's small steps are too cute. Da da da!"
" Look at Sister Fairy, she looks like she's in love. It's over. She's not far away from being f * cked by a big shot. We're missing another goddess. Director, I beg you, don't invite any more female guests to participate in the show. This is all prepared for a big shot. If you flirt like this, even a rock will be in love.”
On the way up the mountain, Fairy Sister kept asking Ximen Wuqing how the bamboo shoots in the old man's bamboo basket disappeared and how the bottle of wine appeared.
"It's passed down in the family. It's passed down to men and not to women. If you really want to know, you should know what to do now.”
The man's words made the fairy sister shut her mouth. She did not dare to say anything else. If she continued, she might be teased by Ximen Wuqing again. Even if she had a good impression of him, she was not a lovestruck person. She had to observe his character and see if he was suitable for her. Only then could she make the most important decision in her life.
Teacher Huang smiled and said," Yifei, what are you afraid of? When it's time to make a move, make a move. Otherwise, when the other female guests arrive, the big official will become a hot commodity."”
"Yes! The pavilion closest to the water gets the moon first. Don't be fooled by the words of a big official. His mouth is not in tune, but he still has many advantages. For example, he is more thick-skinned than others, shameless, and his words are mean. He wants to flirt with beautiful women when he sees them. He is also lazy! You're living off a woman openly."
"Hahaha."
When the fairy sister heard Teacher He's words, she could only hold Ximen Wuqing's arm with laughter. Otherwise, she would have collapsed from laughing.
Ximen Wuqing nodded seriously and smiled,""En! Teacher He is right. I am taller than some people, more handsome than him, younger than him, and my figure is better than him. Aiya! He couldn't say it anymore. If he continued, some people would really be useless and have no way to live.”
The bamboo forest was very close to the main road. The few of them followed the steps and arrived at the bamboo forest on the mountain.
Seeing the old man's abundant harvest, everyone was full of hope and confidence. As soon as they walked into the bamboo forest, they were immediately struck by the scene in front of them. All their confidence disappeared. Tall and verdant bamboos were everywhere. As for bamboo shoots, they looked down for a long time, but they could not find a single one.
He Jiong, Huang Lei, and the fairy sister kept digging around with shovels and hoes, but they could not find the legendary bamboo shoots.
"Where are you?" Mrs. He said with some frustration. Please come out, okay?"
Teacher Huang chuckled." It's so interesting to find these things in nature. Grandpa said that there are many of them in the mountains. Why haven't I found any?"”
" Teacher Huang," He Jiong shouted at Huang Lei," now we've truly experienced what it means to rely on the heavens to survive."”
After Lord Ximen arrived at the bamboo forest, he first found a clean place to sit down. He stretched out his hand to carry Hui Tai Lang and looked at the three people busying themselves there with satisfaction. They had no intention of digging bamboo shoots at all.
Fairy Sister dug for a long time with a small shovel, but she couldn't find a single bamboo shoot. When she saw Ximen Wuqing sitting there leisurely and watching the show, she ran over angrily and grabbed his arm."Scoundrel! Get up and help me dig the bamboo shoots."
"Scoundrel! Who are you calling?"
"Tsk!" Fairy Sister laughed coquettishly. You think I'll fall for your trick once? Get up quickly, bamboo shoots are hard to find.”
Ximen Wuqing stood up helplessly and patted the soil behind his butt. He shook his head and said,"Sigh! It was really scary to be uncultured these days. They couldn't even find a bamboo shoot, so they couldn't play properly.”
When Fairy Sister saw that Ximen Wuqing had listened to her and stood up to dig the bamboo shoots, she was happy. Suddenly, she heard Ximen Wuqing ridicule her again. She snorted and said,"Yes, we are uncultured, but you are cultured, okay? It's not that gangsters aren't scary, but scary gangsters are cultured, hehehe."
The fairy sister felt that she could finally strike a blow to the big official and could not help but giggle.
Ximen Wuqing smiled at the fairy sister and said,""Stop smiling. The teeth you show are too ugly. It will affect my mood.”
Ximen Wuqing's words instantly made the fairy sister turn from happy to angry. She quickly covered her mouth with her small hand in embarrassment and looked at Ximen Wuqing angrily. She wanted to pick up the small shovel in her hand and slap Ximen Wuqing into the soil.
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