Ximen Wuqing stood up and said," Digging for bamboo shoots is not a random thing. It requires skill. If you run around like this, you will never find bamboo shoots unless you run into a dead mouse."”
When Teacher He and Huang Lei heard Ximen Wuqing's words, they stopped and walked over. They wanted to hear Official Ximen explain the key to digging bamboo shoots.
Ximen Wuqing looked at the three of them proudly and began to float again. He coughed and put his hands behind his back. He said with square steps,"You can't dig for those tender bamboo shoots. You have to find old bamboo.”
The fairy asked,""Why?"
"Good question. If you don't know, then ask. Don't pretend to know.”
Fairy Sister saw Ximen Wuqing's smug look and couldn't help but say,""Virtue, you start to shine just because I give you a little sunlight, right? Don't talk nonsense and tell me quickly."
Ximen Wuqing glared at the fairy sister who made him unable to continue showing off and continued,""Young bamboos won't grow bamboo shoots. The surface color of young bamboos is relatively light. In short, the darker the color, the older they are. Bamboo that is one or two years old is relatively green. Only older bamboos can have bamboo shoots. The leaves are a little dark green, and the patterns on its leaves are clearer.”
" Then, choose a place where the soil is loose. Also, you have to look at the cracks on the ground. The direction in which the bamboo branch at the bottom of the bamboo shoot extends is roughly parallel to the direction of the bamboo whip. Observe the ground from this direction. If you see any soil on the surface that is slightly raised, loose, or cracked, it is a sign of bamboo shoots if you step on it lightly.”
In the places that had not been dug, observe the traces of waterways on the ground. There were bamboo shoots in the places where the waterways were, bamboo shoots in the places where the bamboo whips were forked, and bamboo shoots in the places where the bamboo whips suddenly went deep into the ground.”
After Ximen Wuqing finished speaking, he saw the three of them staring at him. He said with some dissatisfaction,"Why are you guys looking at me like idiots? Shouldn't there be applause here?"
Teacher He and Teacher Huang glared at Ximen Wuqing, who was still in a daze, and ignored him. The fairy sister looked at him with a little admiration and said,"Scoundrel, I didn't expect you to know so much! It's not useless."
Ximen Wuqing looked at her as if she was an idiot and said,""Little sister, are you stupid? These things could be found on the internet, so there was nothing strange about it.”
After he finished speaking, he was afraid that the fairy sister would not believe him, so he waved the phone in his hand.
"Teacher He, Teacher Huang, let's go find the bamboo shoots!" The fairy sister turned around and said. Let him show off here alone!"
"Let's go!" Ms. Huang said with a smile. Stay away from him, or your life will be in danger.”
He Jiong was just like the guy in a crosstalk. He hurriedly asked,"Why is his life still in danger?"
Teacher Huang sighed and said,""People who act tough will usually be struck by lightning. We're so close, be careful not to be implicated.”
The fairy sister giggled and said,"God, open your eyes and shoot a bolt of lightning to take this scourge away!"”
The three of them joined hands to ridicule Ximen Wuqing. Their mood was good, and they started to look for bamboo shoots again. However, just as they turned around, they heard,"Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!" The sound of thunder.
Fairy Sister screamed in fear and grabbed Mr. He's hand tightly. She said with a trembling mouth,"Teacher He, did the heavens really hear what I said just now? Is my mouth that effective?"
Teacher He was also a little nervous. He raised his head and looked around. His careful appearance made the netizens in the live broadcast room laugh miserably. Teacher He and the others didn't know, but the netizens knew very well that this was thunder coming from the mouth of a high-ranking official.
This ventriloquism made them prostrate themselves in worship once again. It was rare to see someone who could imitate the sound of thunder so well.
Teacher Huang looked up at the sky and asked in confusion,"It shouldn't be! The sky was clear for thousands of miles. This didn't look like a thunderstorm!”
The three of them were puzzled for a long time, but they still could not figure it out. They could only turn around and walk into the bamboo forest. Boom!" The thunder sounded again.
This time, Mr. He turned around the fastest. Before Ximen Wuqing could recover from his mouth, he was caught red-handed by Mr. He. He pointed at him and shouted,"Sir, you're playing a prank, aren't you? I knew it! How could there be thunder in such weather?”
The three of them knew that it was Ximen Wuqing's doing, so they were not afraid anymore. They began to look for the bamboo shoots according to Ximen Wuqing's method.
Not long after, Teacher He had a harvest. When he saw the small bamboo shoot tips on the ground, he shouted happily,"I found one. Quick, look at the bamboo shoots growing on the ground.”
Fairy Sister and Teacher Huang hurriedly ran over and looked down at the bamboo shoots that Teacher He had found.
Seeing that Teacher He had found the bamboo shoots, the fairy sister's confidence increased greatly. After a while, she shouted loudly,"Bad guy, come and take a look. There should be a huge bamboo shoot here with a huge pool of water on it!”
Teacher He was halfway through digging the bamboo shoots. When he heard the fairy sister's words, he was not in a hurry to dig. He ran over curiously to see how big the huge bamboo shoot that the fairy sister mentioned was.
When Ximen Wuqing brought Hui Tai Lang over, he looked at the puddle of water on the ground and laughed.
Fairy Sister thought that Ximen Wuqing was jealous of her finding the bamboo shoots. She said proudly,""Bad guy! Are you jealous? Hehe! It's also very easy to find bamboo shoots."
Ximen Wuqing looked at the water stains on the ground, then looked at Fairy Sister. He smiled at Hui Tai Lang and said,""Hui Tai Lang, although we are wolves, we have to be civilized wolves. We shouldn't urinate and defecate on the spot.”
"Hahahaha!"
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