The Life I Wanted: King of Jokes
28 Mental patients have more fun

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He Jiong was a little confused. He liked small animals very much, and he couldn't miss a single meal. Oh my god, this wasn't love for small animals. This was love for eating small animals!

"Haha! Haha!" Huang Lei's laughter suddenly exploded in the courtyard.""Little Yu 'er, you're good! His love for food is almost catching up to mine!”

"I suddenly feel that the burden on my shoulders is so heavy. If only I could always be alert and protect the small animals here!”He Jiong said to the camera with a bitter look on his face. Finally, he looked at Yu Siyang.

"Alright then! Come in!"

"Ha! So many puppies?" As soon as Yu Siyang entered the yard, he saw two adult Chinese rural dogs chasing each other and playing games. The four little puppies were running around happily.

Perhaps because of Yu Siyang's appearance, the four puppies seemed to have discovered a new continent. They rushed over and started circling around Yu Siyang's legs. They even rubbed against each other.

"Hey, hey! Don't be fooled by his chubby appearance. He's a bad person!”

He Jiong saw that these puppies could not differentiate right from wrong. They did not know whether they were good or evil. Instead of acting coquettishly to him, a good old man, they actually acted cute to this guy who was inseparable from small animals every meal. He was seriously injured.

However, no matter what he said, these four puppies were stubborn. They would not give up until they reached the Yellow River. They would not shed tears until they saw the coffin.

"Haha, Teacher He, are you a little jealous?”Yu Siyang bent down and began to stroke the dogs 'heads one by one. He touched this one and that one. The little puppies were even more delighted.

The viewers in the live broadcast room were also shocked.

"Small animals can sense good and evil the most. Yu Siyang is really a kind person!”

" Haha, he's so kind. He wants small animals for every meal. Haha, I can't take it anymore. I'm dying of laughter. Why is Yu Siyang so funny?”

"My mom came in just now and asked me why I was smiling like a lunatic!”

"Mental patients are much happier!"

"Look at Teacher He. Teacher, don't cry.”

In the camera, He Jiong really wanted to cry but had no tears. Although it was his first time seeing these four puppies today, he was familiar with their father. They should be considered family friends, right?

How did it become like this!

Her heart hurt!

"Yu 'er, do you know what these four puppies are called? I guarantee you won't be able to think of it!" Huang Lei walked around the courtyard and said casually,""The names of the four of them are quite meaningful, and they are ranked!”

"That's right! If you can guess it, you're amazing!”He Jiong felt that he would be able to turn the tables very soon.

"There's a meaning behind it, and then there's a ranking?”Yu Siyang frowned. He felt that things were not that simple. He naturally pinched his chin. The four little puppies were still running around under his feet.

"Why don't I give you a hint? Four words, each puppy is one word, and we often mention these four words!”He Jiong was in a good mood now, especially when he saw that Siyang had suffered a setback. He was beaming with joy.

"Hey! Is that so? I know, is it called Fu, Lu, Shou, Xi?”Yu Siyang said one word and even cooperated by nodding the dog's head.

"No, no!" He Jiong shook his head.

"Is that called cooking, frying, frying, frying?”Yu Siyang's eyes lit up.

"Aiya! You really can't skip a meal. You even told me how to cook it. However, that's not right. It's not these four names. Let me give you another hint. What you said is a little closer!”He Jiong rolled his eyes at Yu Siyang.

"Is that sour, sweet, bitter, and spicy?”

He Jiong shook his head.

"Guqin, chess, calligraphy, painting?"”

He Jiong shook his head.

"Wind, rain, thunder, lightning?”

He Jiong shook his head.

"Monster, devil, ghost, monster?”

He Jiong shook his head.

"Scammed?" Yu Siyang asked.”

He Jiong's face darkened and he continued to shake his head!

Yu Siyang chuckled. Suddenly, he was enlightened and stepped forward to stand in front of He Jiong."Teacher He, that…that can't be eating, drinking, whoring, and gambling, right?”

"Puff!" Before He Jiong could react, Huang Lei, who was sitting under the awning, burst out laughing."Old He, hurry up and tell him. Otherwise, all kinds of evil spirits will definitely come out later!”

"I really believed you. Alright, alright, one of the words you said just now was correct!”He Jiong shrugged his shoulders helplessly.

"Which word?"

"Piao!"

"Whores? No way! There really was someone called Piao, but Teacher Huang, isn't this name a little too inharmonious? Look, such a cute puppy, if you ask it to go to Piao, it will become skin and bones in a few days!”

Yu Siyang had already squatted down and gently stroked the dog's head.""This dog is still a child! Look at how young he is!"

"Ahhhh! I'm so angry! It's a ladle, the ladle of kitchen utensils, not the prostitute you mentioned. These four puppies are called pots, bowls, ladles, and basins, not the ones you're talking nonsense about!”He Jiong was going crazy.

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