The Life I Wanted: King of Jokes
29 Encountering the strongest enemy in this life

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"He Jiong has encountered the strongest enemy in his life!”

"Teacher He has been in the hosting industry for many years. I didn't expect him to be defeated by a young hunk like Yu Siyang!”

"Haha, look at Teacher He's expression. It's too funny!”

"Should this be called crying without tears?”

“666”

The screen was filled with bullet comments. Even if Yu Siyang could not see it, the system interface had already reflected it truthfully. The enthusiastic audience from all walks of life generously donated their money, and their joy points soared.

Ever since the show officially started, the number of happiness points kept refreshing. 10,000 points, 20,000 points, 50,000 points, and now it had already broken the 200,000 mark.

[Total: 217899 points!]

It was getting closer and closer to him going back to torture Meng Hetang!

"This is a small pot, this is a small bowl, this is a small ladle, and this is a small basin!”He Jiong squatted down and began to introduce them to Yu Siyang."They are the children of Little H and Little O over there!”

"When we were recording the first season, we only had Little H. Who knew that there would be so many children now! Little Yu 'er, how was it? Do you have a girlfriend now?"

Yu Siyang was stunned by He Jiong's sudden change in thinking.""Teacher He, it's not even the new year yet, and you're already giving me a soul critical hit?”

"So, you're still single! Pots, bowls, ladles, come here. Look, this is your new brother!”

Nanny?

Yu Siyang subconsciously scratched his head. The situation was not good. He Jiong was starting to counterattack?

"That's right! I have no girlfriend, no job, no house, no car!”Yu Siyang directly said the rest of He Jiong's words.

Humph!

Let's see what you're going to ask next.

"Then, when you were in Berkley, you didn't have a girlfriend?”He Jiong finally found his rhythm. Although he did not use the three consecutive attacks after Soul Critical Strike, he still had a backup plan!

"No! I'm still young! In the future, he would slowly find a suitable one!”Yu Siyang really didn't think that it was difficult to find a girlfriend.

If he transmigrated directly, he would be like a child of the plane. If he still couldn't find a girlfriend, he might as well hang himself!

"Hmph!" He Jiong stood up with his hands behind his back. He spoke slowly with a tone of an experienced person,

"Xiao Yu 'er, do you think you'll be able to find one after graduation? If you were to hunt in the zoo, you wouldn't be able to gain anything in the past four years. Hehe, the prospects are bleak!”

"Ugh!"

Yu Siyang used his exaggerated acting skills and his face was full of fear. Then, he even took three steps back and pointed at He Jiong from afar."You…you are not Teacher He. Teacher He would not be so vicious! Tell me, what did you do to our Teacher He?”

"Hahaha! It's so fun!" The audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter. The interaction between He Jiong and Yu Siyang was like a crosstalk, and they were constantly exchanging offense and defense.

Previously, Teacher He had been defeated and defeated. Now, he had finally grasped a trace of opportunity and began a large-scale counterattack. Moreover, the more he fought, the braver he became.

On the other hand, Yu Siyang felt like he had been killed and returned. The exchange between the two parties brought a very novel feeling to the audience.

Whether it was the first season or the second season, the few permanent guests were all obedient little sheep in front of He Jiong and Huang Lei. Even Liu Xianhua was the same.

He had never seen Yu Siyang's style before, so he immediately felt that it was very fresh!

"Fight! The more you argue, the more fun it gets!"

"Yes! Rubbing, rubbing hard, sparks would pop out!”

"Listening to Siyang bicker with Teacher Huang and Teacher He every day, I think this season is going to be good!”

"Eh? Where's Teacher Huang?"

Someone on the bullet screen began to call out to Huang Lei. Indeed, he was not in the courtyard at the moment. However, Huang Lei's voice was heard.

"Old He, come here!"

Teacher He was refreshed and carried the pride of a winner."Yu 'er, let's go in and see if Old Huang has any surprises!”

In fact, this was the first time He Jiong and Yu Siyang had entered the mushroom house. The first floor was divided into several areas, namely the kitchen, dining room, and tool room. The area was not large, and the main area was the dining room.

It was more appropriate to call it the living room than the dining room. There was actually a place to eat outside, but the long coffee table in the room also served as a dining table.

Huang Lei stood by the stove." Uncle Ho, come here. Yu 'er, come here too. Let's see what this is!"”

"Bacon!" He Jiong's eyes were already shining. He walked over quickly and looked at the three or four pieces of cured meat hanging on the beam. He subconsciously swallowed his saliva.

"Yu 'er, do you know what this means? Or what would you think of when you see this cured meat?”Huang Lei was actually very surprised. It had been three seasons, and this was the first time there was ready-made ingredients. This meant that eating bacon did not seem to cost money!

Yu Siyang did not understand. After careful consideration, he said tentatively,"When I saw the cured meat, I thought of Teacher Huang and Teacher He!”

"Why?"

Huang Lei and He Jiong said in unison.

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