The Life I Wanted: King of Jokes
30 It only takes three seconds to be serious

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"When the prosperity is gone, I suddenly look back. Sometimes, a light dish could last longer. It was unintentional, and it made people dream of it. In my eyes, the two teachers can already be considered to be quiet and indifferent to the passing of time, ignoring the myriad of prosperity!”

"This is truly admirable!”

Yu Siyang blurted out without any hesitation. Moreover, these words sounded artistic, implying that He Jiong and Huang Lei had long experienced the great waves of the world and were indifferent to it.

"Yes!" He Jiong nodded subconsciously. He gave a little recognition to this kid's casual flattery. Of course, he still had to be humble.

"We're not as good as you say!”

"No!" Huang Lei suddenly had an epiphany. He turned his head and glared at Yu Siyang."You said that the two of us are old bacon, but you're a young fresh meat!”

"Ugh!"

Under Huang Lei's guidance, He Jiong also understood this meaning. He sighed helplessly,""I'm old! Old! Now it's become old bacon!"

"No, no, no! Teacher Huang, Teacher He, you've misunderstood. Old cured meat is also a kind of style and a kind of sentiment. Look at this cured meat. It's smoked and burnt. Isn't this exactly what the saying goes?”

"Which sentence?" Huang Lei pressed on. He had the urge to tie Yu Siyang up and hang him from the roof beam.

Under such strong mental pressure, Yu Siyang took a deep breath and walked a few steps in the room. Finally, he said,""I will not relax my grip on the green mountains, and my roots will be rooted in the broken rocks. It was still tough after thousands of attacks, no matter how strong the wind was!”

After Yu Siyang said this, Huang Lei was indeed very pleased and decided not to pursue the matter of how he was addressed as Old Bacon. He Jiong patted Yu Siyang's shoulder and said,""This poem is not bad! Any more?"

"Yes! Of course!"

Yu Siyang's mind spun quickly. He began to search for poems that had similar meanings to this poem. He had no choice but to give himself a thumbs up and once again enter the mode of a great poet:

"Thousands of hammers hit the deep mountains, and the fire burns as if it were nothing. I'm not afraid of being crushed to pieces, I want to leave my innocence in the world.”Yu Siyang's emotional voice was a little sonorous and powerful.

"Yes, that's more like it. Your language class is definitely not taught by a physical education teacher! Sigh! Something's not right! We were all smashed into pieces, and our innocence was left in the human world. Then where did we go? The netherworld?"

He Jiong suddenly felt that there was something wrong with the heat.

"I didn't say that. That's what you said!”Yu Siyang immediately backed away, moving like a rabbit. Seeing him like this, the audience burst into laughter again.

"Here it comes again! Here it comes again! I told you that Yu Siyang couldn't be serious for more than three seconds!”

"Don't look at how fat he is, but he doesn't look slow!”

"Actually, he's not fat. He just has a little round face. Is this baby fat?”

"Did you guys realize that Yu Siyang is quite capable in literature?”

"Hehe, it would be great if I had such a boyfriend. He's so happy every day!”

"Previous poster, do you think that Yu Siyang has good stamina?”

Huang Lei had always been in the role of a leader. He had been the one to plan and arrange the work tasks for the first two seasons, so he was the first to familiarize himself with the environment.

"Xiao Yu 'er, you don't know. Back then, in the first season, we didn't even have a stove. Tell me how difficult the conditions were.”

Huang Lei began to activate Memory Kill. As he spoke, he lifted the lid of the pot. Then, Yu Siyang's voice sounded in his ears."Look at this pot, it's big and round. Look at the lid, it's round and flat-"

"Go away! I don't want to talk to you!" Huang Lei covered his face and left. Everyone started to carry their suitcases upstairs. The bedroom was on the second floor.

There were three bedrooms, a single room, a triple room, and a four-person room. They were all shared beds, the kind that was quite intimate. To be honest, it had been too long since Yu Siyang slept with someone else.

When he was in Berkley, the student dormitories were all single rooms.

"Let's tidy up the room. There's no sign of life at all now!”Huang Lei opened his suitcase and began to put his clothes into the wardrobe.

He Jiong was also familiar with this. It was already the third season, and both physically and mentally, they had already developed a habit.

Naturally, Yu Siyang was just a fool visiting the neighborhood during the New Year. The two old bacon seniors demonstrated, and he immediately used the following tactic. He took his clothes, toiletries, and some other things out of the suitcase.

At the same time, a very strange sound came from outside. Yu Siyang suddenly stood up. His eyes were like lightning, and his voice was full of alertness.

"Teacher He, Teacher Huang, be careful! Murderous intent!"

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