The Life I Wanted: King of Jokes
41 Teacher He has fallen into a trap.

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"Yu 'er, do you know how to chop firewood? If he doesn't know how to do it, Old He, you can teach him later.”Huang Lei returned to the mushroom house and began to make arrangements for dinner.

"Chopping firewood? Isn't this Teacher He's dream?" Yu Siyang turned to look at He Jiong.

"When did I say that my dream was to chop firewood?”He Jiong immediately denied it. Chopping firewood was also physical work. Thinking back to the first season, it was quite difficult for him.

"Teacher He, I heard everything you said back then!”Yu Siyang continued,"Did you forget that you said you have a house facing the sea?”

"I told you!" He Jiong nodded. He had indeed said that he would admit it himself!

"Then the firewood is also inside! Think about it!" Yu Siyang cleared his throat.

"From tomorrow onwards, be a happy person! Feed the horses, chop firewood, and travel around the world!"

"From tomorrow onwards, you will be concerned about food and vegetables! I have a house that faces the sea. Flowers bloom in spring!”

"Teacher He, listen to me. Is chopping firewood also in your dream? How can I steal someone's love? This was not something a good brother should do!”

Shen Changxing, who was sitting behind the monitor, let out a long sigh."Teacher He has fallen into a trap. You can't blame the production team for having a hard life!"

It was not the production team's fault. He Jiong was also feeling bitter. The sigh he had made while standing in front of the pond was actually from the poet Hai Zi's "Facing the Sea, Spring Flowers Bloom."

The first line that Yu Siyang had said was indeed the first line of the song," Facing the Sea, Spring Flowers Blossoms." However, he had forgotten that there was actually feeding the horses and chopping wood in it!

Feed the horses?

There were no horses in the mushroom house, but there were dogs, ducks, sheep, and cows. They could all be fed, but how could they chop firewood?

He Jiong looked at the pile of firewood and then at the axe. Yu Siyang finally walked over and put his hands on He Jiong's shoulders.

"Teacher He, let me protect your dream!”

"No! No!"

He Jiong suddenly shivered.""It's fine if you want to chop wood, but please don't say that sentence again. Once you say it, I feel like I've entered a Korean drama.”

"Ah! No, it hurts my eyes. Is Teacher He loving me because of hatred?”

"Haha, Teacher He is really too funny!”

"I also feel that the lines just now seem very familiar!”

"That's because Yu Siyang's sense of variety is too strong. He's so funny just by opening his mouth!”

"I think it's better to have a female guest as soon as possible and form a CP with Yu Siyang. Otherwise, these three men will get into trouble sooner or later!”

"Yes! Moreover, as long as something happened, it would definitely be a big deal!”

"Female guests, please enter quickly!"

"I wonder who the female guest for the first episode will be. I'm looking forward to it!”

The screen of the live broadcast room was filled with bullet comments as they flew around. He Jiong had already sped away from Yu Siyang, and Yu Siyang had really started chopping firewood. He was really chopping!

"Watch me split the mountain with one move!"

Pa!

As the axe fell, the cylindrical piece of wood immediately split into two and fell to the side with a clang!

"Pots, bowls, and ladles, you four better behave!”Yu Siyang saw the puppies trotting over and treating the firewood as toys. He immediately shouted.

It had to be said that Yu Siyang had been dealing with all kinds of animals since he was young. His family had even set up a zoo. He was quite unique in commanding animals.

The four puppies, who were still unclear who were who, actually became obedient and kept their heads turned.

After a while, Yu Siyang carried the chopped firewood into the house. The space on the first floor was indeed not big. There was a stove for cooking and a small stove for steaming rice.

"Yu 'er, light the fire first! This bacon has to be cooked first!"

Huang Lei was washing the cured meat. After all, the smoked cured meat did not look beautiful. After washing it, it revealed a lot of its original color.

"Teacher Huang, did you really take off your shoes?"

Yu Siyang squatted beside the stove and sniffed subconsciously. He turned his head and saw that Huang Lei had changed into slippers.

"What's wrong with taking off your shoes? My feet don't stink, don't mislead the audience!”"Teacher He, do you think my feet stink?" Huang Lei immediately asked for help from his allies.”

"Not stinky, not stinky!" He Jiong quickly united with Huang Lei.

"Did you hear that?" Huang Lei was very satisfied with He Jiong's performance. As he spoke, he raised his leg and waved it at Yu Siyang, who was on the stove."If you don't believe me, smell it again!”

"It's indeed not smelly. It's about the same as my friend's. Oh right, I remembered something. Last year, my friend's foot was bitten by a poisonous tongue.”

Yu Siyang said as he lit the fire.

"So poisonous? What snake? If you were bitten by a poisonous snake, you had to immediately inject serum. Otherwise, your life might really be in danger!”He Jiong had some understanding of this problem.

"No! I said that the viper took six hours to revive!”Yu Siyang didn't even raise his head and said directly,""My friend is fine!"

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