"Hahahahaha, I can't take it anymore. What did Yu Siyang eat when he grew up?”
"Look at Teacher Huang's expression. She's in so much pain!”
"Teacher He is also a little confused!”
"All of you are concerned about Huang Lei and He Jiong, but I am the only one who sympathizes with that venomous snake.”
"Indeed, this poisonous snake is too unlucky! Rescuing him for six hours was like walking around the gates of hell!”
"How smelly are your feet to have such an effect?”
Smiling, smiling, laughing, bursting out laughing, laughing maniacally, laughing like a retard. From the moment Yu Siyang appeared, the audience in the live streaming room seemed to be riding on a rocket. They did not know when they would suddenly burst out laughing.
This was because all of this happened without any warning. They were originally chatting peacefully, but as soon as Yu Siyang spoke, the atmosphere immediately changed. Now, it seemed that Huang Lei and He Jiong had been led astray.
"Sniff it! Sniff it!"
In order to prove his innocence, Huang Lei quickly scurried to the stove. If Yu Siyang hadn't been prepared and stood up, Huang Lei's foot would have hit his face.
"Why don't you smell it? If you don't smell it, I won't be able to clear my name even if I jump into the Yellow River!”
He Jiong also arrived instantly. Teacher Huang's yellow mud fell into her pants. If it's not poop, it's poop! Yu 'er, you should quickly follow the principle of fairness and justice, and speak in a realistic manner!”
Yu Siyang had just taken a step back when he saw how serious his two old comrades were. He raised his hand and was about to finish when he suddenly placed his right hand over his chest.
"Not good! There's poison in the air!" Yu Siyang's terrified voice even had a special effect of breaking his voice. He staggered two steps back again, looking as if he was on the verge of collapsing.
Huang Lei felt like vomiting blood."Yu 'er, if you want the antidote, then tell me what is the real situation of my foot?”
"That's right. You've been poisoned by the Life-Defying Powder for a Day. If you don't take the medicine in time, you'll die in minutes!”He Jiong was someone who had filmed a movie before, so his acting as a lackey was very impressive.
"Good!"
One had no choice but to lower their heads under the eaves!
Yu Siyang weighed the pros and cons. His expression changed several times before he sighed. He looked at Huang Lei's feet again.
" This foot…Under my eyes, it's fair and rosy, broad and delicate, neither fat nor thin, the nails are trimmed quite beautifully, the joints…"
" I told you to tell me the taste!!!" Huang Lei interrupted Yu Siyang's speech and pointed out the key issue.
Yu Siyang nodded repeatedly.
"Oh, oh, oh! I know, I know! Let me think about it again. This foot…has a pleasant smell, and then…then it's fragrant and sticky. It's oily and translucent, and the skin is bouncy. With the mellow marinade and the fragrant and sticky meat tendons, it's full of protein, and…"
"Get lost! Do you think my feet are braised pork trotters?”
The more Huang Lei listened, the more he felt that something was wrong. The more he listened, the more familiar it sounded. Finally, he came to a realization. He lifted his leg and gave Yu Siyang a flying kick. However, Yu Siyang would not sit still and wait for death. He had long fled, leaving behind a burst of laughter.
"This brat is trying to anger me to death!”Huang Lei was also helpless. He held his waist and panted heavily, but he could not help but want to laugh.
"Don't be angry! Don't be angry!" He Jiong patted Huang Lei's back from behind. He was obviously relaxing his meridians."Let's cook first. If we don't cook now, I think we'll all starve to death if Yu Siyang doesn't drive us to our deaths!”
"I'm so angry that I'm full!"
Even though he said that, Huang Lei still continued to work diligently. Time passed quickly. Yu Siyang did not stay idle outside either. He chopped firewood for a while.
Night came quietly. When they smelled the fragrance of the dishes, they finally thought that dinner was settled!
Yu Siyang leaned over and saw Huang Lei scooping vegetables onto a plate. Beside him was a plate of fried eggs with chopped pepper."Can we eat now?"
"I really don't want you to eat it! However, I'm being magnanimous. Go, bring it out!”Huang Lei also handed the chopped pepper bacon to Yu Siyang.
He Jiong washed the chopsticks and followed him to the courtyard with the rice pot. The tables under the small awning were quickly prepared."Sigh! Teacher Huang, shouldn't we say something?”
"Speak! Of course! I guess the audience has all eaten by now. I'll take this opportunity to officially announce that our "The Life I Aware of" is back!”
Yu Siyang joined in the fun and shouted twice.
"Ring, ring, ring-"
"Ring, ring, ring-"
At this moment, the phone rang in the mushroom house.
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