"Then show me your tongue.”
Chen Liang nodded and flicked his tongue.
"Awesome!" Chen Liang exclaimed when he saw his photo.
Everyone looked over and couldn't help but suck in a breath of cold air. Chen Liang, who was flicking his tongue, looked brainless and wretched. He had a full personality and was instantly remembered by everyone.
It was like a puppet that had been injected with a soul.
The three of them looked at their own avatars with joy and urged Dewey to change one as well.
Dewey originally rejected them in his heart, but since he wanted to walk the path of being ridiculous, he had to live for the sake of being ridiculed. He had to sacrifice his face and follow the same path.
His conscience wouldn't allow him to do something as stupid as the three of them, but he could still do something handsome.
Facing the camera, Dewey lowered his head slightly to make his face look sharp and long. He rolled his cold eyes, tilted the corner of his mouth, and raised his middle finger in front of the camera.
After he was done, he turned back to look at the three divine beasts and saw that they were kneeling again.
"Brother Wei, you're so cool!"
"Brother Wei, you're so handsome."
"Brother Wei, do you have a long tongue?”
"Your grandfather, get up!”
Dewey shook his head and said," From this song onwards, we're no longer content with just being internet celebrities. We're going to officially enter the music industry. We have to have a proper group name. We can't be called wash, cut and blow anymore. Those who don't know better will think that we're hairstylists!”
"Then how about we call Little Tian Tian and her bodyguards?”Tian Xin crossed her arms and said with an infatuated look.
“OUT！”
" Protect you?" Dewey denied mercilessly." You can kill three people with your butt. Who can protect you?"
"What do you think about calling him a f * cking idiot? Isn't this our specialty?" Li Qiang suggested.
"This is your special trait, not ours!”Dewey almost rolled his eyes.
"Why don't we call it Wind Chasing Teenagers?”Chen Liang thought for a long time and finally thought of something that he felt was not bad.
"Chasing your ghost wind? Isn't the wind blowing up soil? Don't you think it's unsophisticated enough? F * ck!"
Dewey realized that it was better for him to use his toes to think of a team name than to let the three Godly Beasts think of one.
"Let me think about it first. I'll take a look at the three of you when you train!”
Dewey crossed his legs and began to enjoy their performance.
"I once loved such a man…"
The Three Divine Beasts stiffly started the fight. Du Wei frowned.
"Your expression! Send an emoticon! Yes, yes, pout your charming big lips!”
"Very good! There's an inner taste!"
"Chen Liang, interact with Xinxin and flick your tongue. Don't lick it, you pervert!”
"Li Qiang, you're not an audience member. When there's no lyrics, you have to dance. Scissorhands, let's go! That's right! Not bad! Perfact!”
Ugh--
When the three finished singing, Dewey threw up his lunch.
Although it was disgusting, this was the effect he wanted.
Seeing the three of them pouting, Scissorhands, and flicking their tongues, the name of a group appeared in Dewey's mind.
"Spirit Boy!"
Dewey couldn't help but join in and rehearsed " Poisonous Perfume " with the Three Divine Beasts.
After the four of them used their middle fingers, pouting lips, scissors hands, and tongues, the effect was so good that Dewey himself couldn't bear to look at it.
The sad and shocking lyrics, coupled with the performance of the four people, would definitely be another thunderous masterpiece.
After only one try, Dewey had a very strong feeling.
He would definitely live a long life in this world.
In order to create better music, the four of them stayed at home to practice. They did not go to the square to perform, nor did they go out to shock people.
The number of bad points brought by the works on P site decreased. At 10:08 a. m., Dewey entered a negative growth mode.
However, with more than 300 points at the bottom, he was not in a hurry. What he was doing now was for a greater return in the future.
Moreover,
Such days were really comfortable.
He had wanted to do another livestream at night to earn some pocket money, but he was caught up in the system maintenance and could not do anything.
Li Jiaojiao's trip here was not in vain. She became the audience for the four of them and became the first person to watch the complete version of " Poisonous Perfume " live.
"It's so touching. I'm such an infatuated woman. Unfortunately, no good man is worthy of me!”
"Aren't you too narcissistic? What's so good about you? Everyone is worthy of you, okay?"
Ding!
[Hint: Sh * t points 1.]
Tian Xin couldn't help but complain.
"Heh, ugly woman, look at you. You're fat and short. How can you understand my troubles?”
Ding!
[Hint: Sh * t points 1.]
"Who are you calling short? Who was fat? You're as strong as a wall. You have so little hair and bad teeth. What right do you have to say that I'm ugly?”
Ding!
[Hint: Sh * t points 1.]
"That's because you don't know how to appreciate it. Men like me!”
Ding!
[Hint: Sh * t points 1.]
"Men like cute girls, not big dinosaurs!”
Ding!
[Hint: Sh * t points 1.]
The two of them went back and forth, tit-for-tat. In a short while, they contributed more than ten points to Dewey.
Seeing the two ugly girls pecking at each other made Dewey crazy with joy.
"Brother Wei, who do you think is prettier?”
"You can be the judge. Who do you like more?”
Dewey was dumbfounded. No one was beautiful. How could he choose?
Although he couldn't make a choice, Dewey was a high-level animal. He relied on his brain to make a living, so he could easily shift the blame.
At the same time, he came up with a good idea to kill two birds with one stone.
"Why don't you two have a battle?”
"Head breaking? How?"
"What's the big deal? I can even make a single-word horse!"
Dewey was speechless. Not only was Tian Xin a bad student, but Li Jiaojiao was also a bad student. What kind of monster did he draw?
"How about this? We have nothing to do tomorrow. I'll give the two of you a day to unleash your charms and see who's the most popular?”
"Okay, how do we compete?"
"Who's afraid of who?"
"Let's have a large-scale marriage search. We'll see who's more popular with the boys and whoever wins.”
"This is possible!"
"No problem!"
The two of them were not afraid of each other and agreed happily.
Dewey admired him a little. Why was he so talented?
Not only did he get rid of the blame, but he also made people complain. It was killing two birds with one stone.
Imagine if Sister Feng and Sister Furong were on the same stage to seek marriage, what kind of grand occasion would it be?
In this world, Dewey made it a reality.
Because they couldn't broadcast live, everyone went to bed early.
The next morning, when Dewey woke up, he saw two marriage boards in the living room, as well as the flyers that Chen Liang had printed earlier. This was very professional.
Li Jiaojiao and Tian Xin had both washed up and dressed up.
Tian Xin was still wearing her favorite punk style. She wore her favorite fluorescent green fur coat, ripped pants, and stockings. Her long hair covered half of her face, revealing her charming smokey makeup. She was still as lethal as ever.
Li Jiaojiao's favorite older sister outfit exposed her exaggerated figure. She wore a short skirt with stockings and a deep V-shaped suit. She looked like a spirit with the letter S. The glutinous rice balls on her head made her look unique and could be said to be the finishing touch.
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