The way the two of them dressed was enough to shock people, but looking at their advertisement for marriage, it was a little unsatisfactory.
What good things could a slacker's brain think of?
Tian Xin's requirements for marriage were at the kindergarten level. He was handsome, treated her well, and could go to the ends of the world with her. It was too LOW.
Looking at Li Jiaojiao's, he couldn't bear to look at her anymore.
This guy looked extremely confident, but the conditions for choosing a spouse were so simple that it made one's hair stand on end.
There were only four words on the huge page.
Male, alive.
Was this the meaning of spreading the net and focusing on nurturing?
Those pitiful men thought that they had entered Jiaojiao's fish pond, but they did not expect Jiaojiao to be the Sea King and control the entire ocean.
The two girls saw Dewey twitching his lips and shaking his head, and they came over with some dissatisfaction.
"Am I not good at writing?"
"Did I write it wrong?"
Dewey hissed." There's nothing wrong with it. It's just that it's too ordinary. How can girls like you compare with those vulgar people?" It doesn't suit your status and temperament. I think we can raise the conditions a little more and be more specific.”
In order to shock the audience, Dewey spoke against his conscience. Anyway, no one would like these two guys. He praised them a little higher and offered them harsh conditions. It could be considered as saving the majority of single young men.
Was this considered a merit?
Tian Xin's fat face turned red. She counted her fingers and swayed them delicately. Her little voice was as sweet as ancient brown sugar.
"Brother Wei, based on your understanding of me, what kind of man do you think is worthy of me? Help me change it."
"I think you deserve the best man, but Hou Zhinan doesn't deserve you. Since you trust me, I'll rewrite it for you!”
"Alright!"
Dewey took out an autograph pen and wrote a new copy of the paper according to Sister Furong's criteria.
Sister Furong was a narcissist. Although her own conditions were not very good, she could not find a single qualified person among more than 7 billion people in the world.
After Tian Xin read these marriage criteria, tears welled up in her eyes.
"Brother Wei, you understand me!"
Dewey wrote this.
Sweetie's global marriage criteria:
1. A virgin. Only a spotless, pure virgin can be worthy of the best of me.
2. Tenderness. Those above adulthood and below 20 years old were illegal, and those too old were not wanted. Only boys of this age were the most precious.
3. High I like the feeling of being a little bird and leaning on people. If you are very handsome, you can drop to 180 and above. If you are below 180, you are disabled. I won't explain.
4. Talented. They knew English, knew how to use computers, could sing and dance, and were multi-talented. The children they gave birth to would be more outstanding.
5. Handsome. He had broad shoulders and a narrow waist. He had fair skin and long legs. The more charming he was, the better. If he wasn't handsome enough, he might have a change of heart.
6. The best in the hall, the best in the kitchen. He must know how to cook, and he must know how to cook all eight major cuisines. He must make me fat, but he must not think that I'm fat.
7. Kind, upright, and humorous. When I'm angry, you have to make me happy. When I'm unreasonable, you have to give in to me. You don't have to scold me or hit me back. You have to treat me like a little princess forever.
8. Rich. I want to have a successful career and give me the most prosperous life. I want to buy bags and clothes during normal times. I want small gifts during festivals.
9. To be added…
[Note: Vile type, glasses type, acne type, beard type, hemorrhoid type, smelly foot type, queen type, sloppy type, reckless type, extravagant type, etc. Please take a detour if you have bad habits or bad qualities!]
Dewey had almost finished writing.
Looking at Chen Liang and Li Qiang, the two of them were already kneeling.
"To be able to become companions with Sister Xin, I feel like I must have saved the Milky Way in my previous life. Thank you for thinking so highly of me.”Li Qiang was a little touched. Any one of these could punch him 500 meters underground.
"Xinxin is such an outstanding woman, but she actually dated me online. So I'm so outstanding.”
Because of these marriage conditions, Chen Liang automatically raised his rank. His inexplicable confidence made him feel that he was unprecedentedly powerful. He was really a logic genius.
On the other hand, Li Jiaojiao didn't care.
"A man like this is just a vase. What I pursue is something on the spiritual level and something higher. You're too tacky.”
Du Wei almost knelt down in front of Li Jiaojiao.
Your conditions are so f * cking low that it's enough for a man to live. What the hell are you pursuing!
"But you didn't show it in your conditions. Let me help you be more specific!”
Li Jiaojiao didn't object. She might also feel that it was a little unreasonable to have only four words on such a large board. Compared to Tian Xinxin's large board, it was obviously not attractive enough.
Dewey wrote down Feng Jie's marriage conditions to Li Jiaojiao. Not only were the two of them comparable in terms of appearance, but even their confidence was like they were born from the same mother. However, Feng Jie was size S, while Li Jiaojiao was size XXXXXI.
Chen Liang and Li Qiang finally got up from Tian Xin's side. When they turned around and saw Li Jiaojiao's conditions for marriage, they offered their knees and even their skulls again.
Although Li Jiaojiao only had seven conditions for marriage, two less than Tian Xin, these seven conditions were simple but critical. Moreover, they were quite harsh. Dewey actually used a few must-have conditions.
Li Jiaojiao took a glance and the corners of her mouth curled up crazily. Her apple muscles were about to explode.
"It's not bad. Such a man is barely worthy of me!”
Dewey: Pah!
Little Jiaojiao's universal marriage criteria:
1. Must be a graduate of an internationally renowned university. Must be a PhD student. Must not skip a grade, repeat a grade, or transfer schools. Those who returned to school after working outside were exempted.
2. Must be an economics graduate. Non-economics majors must be proficient in economics or have a strong interest in economics.
Third, they must have an international outlook, but they have no plans to live abroad or even migrate.
4. 176- 183 cm in height. The more handsome he was, the better.
5. No history of childbirth. None of his past girlfriends had a history of abortion due to their own reasons.
6. Must be registered in a city, and it would be best if it was a coastal area. Those with strong assets would be prioritized.
7. Age: 18-30. He had one to two years of work experience and a wealth of social practice experience, working in a state agency.
After getting the approval of these two, Dewey only wished them to be alone for the rest of their lives.
Dewey dragged the sound system, Chen Liang and Li Qiang were like Old Tortoise, each carrying a big sign, following the two evil-looking women with confident steps, and the group of demons and ghosts set off.
Those who didn't know better would think that they were there to stop Tang Sanzang from going to the West to obtain the scriptures.
Along the way, many people turned their heads, but there were not many complaints from the passers-by.
Everyone knew that they were going to perform when they saw their lineup and equipment. Since it was a performance, it was acceptable for them to dress up.
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