Dewey and his group arrived at the square. The square was a magical place where people could always gather. These people didn't go to work, school, or eat. They could be seen here every time.
Once the two signboards were erected, the two beauties stood on either side, posing in all sorts of confident and seductive postures, looking down on all living beings.
Chen Liang and Li Qiang each held a stack of flyers in their hands and distributed them to everyone they saw, regardless of whether they were men, women, old or young.
"Come, come, come. Pay attention. The beauty is looking for a husband. See if there are any families that meet the requirements.”
"Auntie, do you have a son? Does your son have a girlfriend? Take a look."
"Oh, you have a son-in-law? Did you find the right son-in-law?"
"Little friend, take it back and show it to your father. If your father is a virgin, he can marry our goddess Xinxin.”
"Brother, eh? Brother, don't run, take a look!"
"Miss, your boyfriend is not bad. Do you want to find a partner?”
……
Chen Liang and Li Qiang, these two fellows, could cause a group of people to complain just by handing out flyers. A few of them almost started fighting. Dewey was secretly pleased.
The original intention of coming here was to collect points, not to cause trouble. If the two of them continued to talk nonsense, it would probably not be easy to end it.
So Dewey picked up the microphone and shouted.
"People from the south, people from the north, people walking on the streets, people shopping in the market, all look over here. Today, there's a big sale of beautiful women. One is a fish and the other is a talent. They're all the best in the world. Take a look, take a look. If you like them, you can bring them home! Come and take a look at our marriage criteria. If you meet the requirements, come and register with me. If your wife can carry you, then carry you home!”
Dewey's voice was loud enough that everyone in the square and even the surrounding area heard him. Many people surrounded him.
Before they could see the words on the signboard, everyone was shocked by the looks of the two beauties.
Dewey first listened to the audience's complaints about Tian Xin. This was related to the success of her styling and whether she needed to improve it in the future.
When an old lady saw Tian Xin, she was shocked and quickly bowed." Great God, I finally found you. My grandson has been acting up recently. Can you come to my house and dance?"”
Dewey spat. This old lady was an expert.
"What did you say? This was fashion, this was personality, not dancing to the gods!”
Tian Xin rolled her eyes and almost knocked over a group of people.
"Did the bottom of a pot wipe your eyes? If you didn't say anything, I would have thought you were a panda wearing clothes.”
"This neon green is too dazzling. I can't even look straight at it. Miss, do you have a neck?”
"Little miss's figure is too round. She can bounce up when she falls, right?”
"Ordinary people can't control it. They don't dare to turn off the lights at night. Otherwise, who would know if it was a human or a ghost?”
Every now and then, there would be a notification that the points had been credited. Dewey was delighted. This year's audience was too mischievous. Every word was a critical hit.
Listening to everyone's mockery, Tian Xin was not only not angry, but also had an inexplicable sense of superiority.
"Sour grapes when you can't eat them. You people deserve to be single for the rest of your lives. None of you meet my conditions.”
Everyone looked at the signboard and exclaimed.
"Does this woman have some misunderstanding about herself? Is there a diamond on her?”
"Oh my god, eight or nine. If I had satisfied any one of them, I wouldn't be here watching the show.”
"Sister, where can I find such a good man? It's long gone extinct on Earth, right?"
"Aiyoyo, only my son can meet this standard. It's a pity that he doesn't like you. Even if he likes you, I won't agree!”
"Even the popular young man Hou Zhinan had to self-mutilate himself after reading this marriage criteria. Are you sure it's written about humans?”
Ding ding!
Sure enough, the advertisement was more concentrated. It seemed that Dewey had succeeded. This was all thanks to the great Sister Furong. If it weren't for her god-like confidence, how could she have written such a shocking standard?
While Tian Xin was complaining non-stop, Li Jiaojiao was not idle either.
"This woman…how should I describe her figure? This is the first time in my life that I've seen all the strengths and weaknesses of a person appear at the same time. It's too amazing.”
"Her breasts are so big, but why is her stomach bigger than her breasts?”
"It's an S, but it's still an S. I'm at a loss for words.”
"Wow, this amount of hair, uh…they say that women have long hair but short knowledge, but this woman is extremely smart.”
"This tooth can be used as a weapon, right? After being bitten by her, he felt that there was not much hope of survival.”
……
"Let me count. There are a total of seven requirements and five must-haves. Is there a need to be so stuck?”
"The conditions for marriage are good. It directly killed my thoughts of bowing down to life in the cradle.”
"I didn't expect a woman who I didn't even like to have such high expectations for others. You instantly feel superior, don't you?”
"The universe is looking for a marriage partner. I suggest you go to an extraterrestrial planet to try your luck.”
"Confidence is a good thing. Overconfidence is shameless!”
……
Just accepting these points was not enough to satisfy Dewey's appetite. Why not maximize the benefits of such a rare opportunity?
Dewey picked up his phone and took a video.
Tian Xin and Li Jiaojiao's enchanting figures, various expressions, and shocking marriage standards, as well as the lively atmosphere at the scene, were all recorded.
He moved a small stool and sat between the two beauties. As he received everyone's comments, he used his phone app to edit the video.
But which one was better for the background music? The songs that he had written before," Fly to Someone Else's Bed " and " The Wood Man " didn't fit this funny atmosphere, and the theme of " Poisonous Perfume " was wrong.
After thinking about it, Dewey had an idea. Why not use Love at First Sight!
After searching for Hou Zhinan's MV for Love at First Sight, Dewey couldn't help but feel impressed by his professional production. It was a pity that all the good steel was used on the back of the knife.
In Hou Zhinan's music video," Love at First Sight," the plot was about the handsome Hou Zhinan and a beautiful female lead meeting by chance and hugging each other in the end.
Although the scene was very pleasing to the eye, Dewey's evaluation was only one word: water.
One word, too watery.
These three words were extremely weak.
Dewey couldn't hold back his desire to create. He asked Chen Liang to bring his laptop over and started creating in the square.
He re-created the video he shot on the spot and Hou Zhinan's Love at First Sight, giving it a new life.
Hou Zhinan was very handsome in the music video. The makeup, styling, lighting, and post-production effects made him look like he had ten levels of beauty. When he was placed next to Tian Xin and Li Jiaojiao, it created a strong visual impact. This was a huge explosive point.
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