"Haha, I'm dying of laughter. Han Zhe looks so funny.”
"This bag is not bad. The Xizhimen Bridge in Beijing is too mystical. I almost couldn't get off the first time I went up.”
"This is called art comes from life. Han Zhe is really amazing. He uses the things around us commoners to draw materials and find burdens. Ordinary people can't do it.”
The audience's evaluation of Han Zhe was getting higher and higher. Now, Han Zhe was really at the stage where he could do whatever he wanted. No matter how he acted, he was likable.
"It wasn't until it was dark that I finally came down.”
Han Zhe sighed.
"Aiya, I almost starved to death up there.”
Yue Yunpeng complained.
Haha...
The audience burst into laughter. This was a pretty good baggage.
"I hate you!"
Han Zhe cursed in dissatisfaction and then continued.
"I found my classmate and good friend and got my bicycle.”
"Before I left, I said, aren't you going to give me a watermelon?”
Yue Yunpeng complained.
"Why? Why should they give it to you?!"
Han Zhe said with a smile.
"My friend is also very polite."
"What do you mean?"
Yue Yunpeng continued.
"Get lost!"
Han Zhe shouted.
Haha...
The audience laughed again. This contrast was really too funny.
"I looked at him. What do you think all of this is for?”
Han Zhe imitated the southern Chinese.
There was another burst of laughter because it was too funny.
"Alright, you used this sentence."
Yue Yunpeng continued.
"Let's go home."
Han Zhe said indignantly.
"You can't even bear to give me a watermelon. You deserve to die of poverty!”
Yue Yunpeng complained.
"It's just a watermelon. Do you have to do that? My uncle!”
Han Zhe snorted coldly, looking proud.
"Anyway, he won't be good."
"When I got home and lay on the bed, I couldn't sleep even though I was tired from watching the whole day.”
Yue Yunpeng asked.
"Why?"
Han Zhe said.
"It's too tiring to come down from Xizhimen Bridge. My legs and stomach keep cramping!”
Haha...
The audience laughed, and Yue Yunpeng also laughed.
"I thought you were thinking about some philosophy of life.”
Han Zhe said with a solemn expression.
"Of course."
"Now that I have a solution, the rest is naturally to go out and do it. I've decided to go out and apply for a job tomorrow!”
Yue Yunpeng gave a thumbs up and praised.
"Good! That's right, you have to do it."
Han Zhe said with a smile.
"There's a 4S shop not far from my house. I'll go there to apply for a job.”
Yue Yunpeng complained.
"How can there be a 4S shop for foot repairs!”
Han Zhe ignored him and continued.
"As soon as I entered, I saw the head waiter sitting at the bar counter, drinking tea.”
"Hello, foreman. I'm here for an interview.”
"That foreman is really something.”
Han Zhe imitated the manager and said.
"Hmm, not bad. I'll give you a chance."
"Please find a way for me to remember you within thirty seconds.”
Yue Yunpeng continued.
"Do you have a way?"
Han Zhe sneered.
"Of course!"
"I raised my arm and aimed it at the foreman's face.”
Han Zhe mimicked the sound of slapping his mouth. It sounded like a real hand hitting someone's face.
"I turned around and ran!"
"Just as I got home, I received an admission call.”
"Please come back immediately. I have something to tell you.”
"I thought about it for a long time…but I didn't dare to go!”
Haha...
Han Zhe displayed his cleverness to the fullest, causing the audience to laugh uncontrollably.
"Aiya, you've used all your cleverness here.”
Yue Yunpeng complained.
Han Zhe waved his hand smugly. He was not ashamed but proud. He really deserved a beating.
"Haha, this guy really needs a beating. I really want to beat him up!”
"You look like you've taken advantage of me. You're too bad!”
"My heart aches for the foreman.”
The audience burst into laughter, amused by Han Zhe.
"I was tired after beating him up. I calmed down and thought about it.”
Han Zhe said.
"You don't dare to look for a job blankly. You have to find someone who knows what you're suitable for!”
Yue Yunpeng asked.
"What sensible person?"
Han Zhe explained.
"That fortune-teller."
"I know your fate, I know your luck, I know what you're suitable for!”
"Yes, we're looking for a master!"
Yue Yunpeng complained.
"Where are you going to find one?"
Han Zhe thought about it and smiled.
"I know someone who definitely knows Grandmaster.”
Yue Yunpeng asked.
"Who is it?"
Han Zhe said.
"He's also from our side, Kong Yunlong!"
"That's our German Sports Association's expert!”
"How many times have I survived?"
"Riding a motorcycle against a car and setting off fireworks to blow yourself up!”
"If he didn't have Master's guidance, he wouldn't have lived to this day with his death-seeking personality.”
Haha...
The audience burst into laughter. Although they didn't know who Kong Yunlong was, the two things that Han Zhe said made them think that he was a guy who was seeking death.
Yue Yunpeng was very familiar with Kong Yunlong, and he could not help but laugh.
"What you said makes sense.”
Yue Yunpeng chimed in.
"That makes sense."
Han Zhe smiled and said.
"I'm looking for Kong Yunlong. He's not at home. When I called, he was at the auto show.”
"I'm amused. With your suicidal personality, you still want to go to an auto show. If you buy a car, you have to drive it to Yongding River.”
Yue Yunpeng said with a smile.
"He really can do it."
Han Zhe turned back into Kong Yunlong and said in a wretched tone.
"Martial Uncle, hurry up. There's something good here.”
"When I heard that it must be something good, I immediately went to the address he said.”
"Oh my god!"
Han Zhe's expression suddenly became particularly happy.
Yue Yunpeng hurriedly asked.
"What did you see? Why are you so excited?”
Han Zhe said with a smile.
"This is an advanced car show.”
"Not only are there cars, but there are also many girls standing there.”
"Most importantly, many of them are not wearing clothes. The ones they draw are called body painting.”
"There are flowers and birds, human statues, and the most amazing ones are landscape paintings.”
Yue Yunpeng chimed in.
"That's right, there's this."
Han Zhe said seriously.
"These are the mountains and rivers of our motherland.”
"I went up and said to the model politely.”
"Miss, can I touch the mountains and rivers of my motherland?”
P.S.: Today's 10 is for sure. It may be late, but it will definitely be full. I hope you can support me.
Gifts, flowers, and a wave of reminders, I'm extremely grateful!
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