"Haha, this stinky hooligan, what a nice way to put it. Isn't he just trying to take advantage of me?”
"This is f * cking amazing. I actually think that Han Zhe's tricks are very profound and intelligent!”
"That's amazing. This burden is really outstanding!”
The audience clapped until their hands were numb, but they still couldn't bear to stop.
Yue Yunpeng was extremely excited. This kind of scene was really hot. He had only seen it in the special show of his master, Guo Degang, and his master, Yu Gan.
Then there was Han Zhe.
It was too powerful!
"Aiya, did you finally touch the mountains and rivers of your motherland?”
Yue Yunpeng asked with a wicked smile.
The audience was also curious, including the female audience.
"Hmph, of course…"
Han Zhe said with an embarrassed smile.
"No more."
"I haven't touched it yet, but the security guards came over. Four people carried me out.”'
Han Zhe was still doing the gesture of inviting him out, and Yue Yunpeng ridiculed him with a smile.
"Uncle, that's because I threw it out for you, okay?”
"You're quite good at finding face for yourself.”
"Haha…"
Yue Yunpeng mocked Han Zhe without hesitation.
The audience couldn't help but laugh along.
This little fatty's laughter was too demonic and infectious.
"In the end, if he hadn't pushed me, I would have really thought that he was asking me out.”
Han Zhe explained and then continued.
"Kong Yunlong also came out after the auto show.”
Han Zhe changed into Kong Yunlong's character and said.
"Why are you looking for me?"
"What else could I be looking for you for? It must be something serious!”
"I'm preparing to start a business now. I want to find a wise person to show me. Do you have any connections with that fortune-teller?”
Yue Yunpeng chimed in.
"Ask him if he has it."
Han Zhe imitated Kong Yunlong's tone and smiled proudly.
"Then what you said, there must be. If I didn't know the master and avoid disaster for me, I would have been finished by now!”
"Right? Others might not know, but you guys don't know!”
Haha...
The audience burst into laughter, and Yue Yunpeng also ridiculed.
"This kid really deserves to die. You're still showing off!"
Han Zhe smiled and continued.
"We don't care about him, as long as he can find me someone.”
"I followed Kong Yunlong to a century-old shop!”
"Happiness Supermarket!"
The audience burst into laughter again. Han Zhe wanted to continue, but Yue Yunpeng hurriedly stopped him.
"Uncle, please wait. How could Happiness Supermarket be a century-old store?”
Yue Yunpeng questioned.
"That's right. There are still ninety-nine years before the hundred-year-old shop.”
Han Zhe smiled guiltily. Yue Yunpeng and the audience all laughed. This explanation was enough.
Han Zhe continued.
"When we get to Happiness Supermarket, there's a small shop that sells mobile phones at the entrance. It's only three square meters in size.”
"In the aisle, there is a folding stool and a sign.”
"It says fortune telling, good or bad fortune.”
Yue Yunpeng complained.
"Aiya, this master's life is too miserable!”
The audience couldn't help but laugh. Yue Yunpeng's ridicule was really on point and spoke the hearts of the audience.
Han Zhe glared at him and said as if he could not help but laugh.
"I'm indifferent to fame and fortune!"
Han Zhe continued,
"Master, Master, look at me.”
"I plan to start a career, so I'm looking for you to read my fortune.“
"Grandmaster opened his eyes and looked at me.”
" Give me 100 yuan once you reach out your hand."
Yue Yunpeng said unhappily.
"I didn't even calculate anything.”
Han Zhe said.
"What's the big deal? All success requires a price.”
"Here, 100 yuan!"
Han Zhe made a gesture of paying, and Yue Yunpeng said in surprise.
"Uncle, you're really giving it to me!"
Han Zhe said with a smile.
"That's right. It's definitely true.”
"Master, can you show me now?”
Han Zhe imitated the master's state and looked at the person from the corner of his eyes. Then, he pretended to be surprised.
"Aiya, your luck today is not good. You're going to lose money!”
"At least a hundred dollars!"
Puchi...
At this point, some of the audience members could not help but laugh.
"Aiya, he is indeed a master. How did he know?”
Han Zhe said in surprise.
The audience couldn't hold it in anymore and burst into laughter.
"Nonsense, didn't you give it to him?”
Yue Yunpeng complained.
"Master, what should I do now?”
Han Zhe turned back into his master form and asked.
"What do you want to do now?"
"I want to go home.“
"Let's go home!"
Yue Yunpeng complained directly.
"What? Why are you so obedient?”
Han Zhe frowned.
"Kong Yunlong and I walked back. After walking for about twenty minutes, I looked at him.”
"We've been deceived, haven't we?"
Yue Yunpeng complained.
"I just came back!"
Han Zhe continued.
"Kong Yunlong nodded and said yes."
"I said, don't just stand there. Let's go beat him up!”
"The two of us will go back and beat Master up like he did on the ground.”
Yue Yunpeng said with a smile.
"Amazing, you've even made a solar term.”
Han Zhe returned to his normal tone and continued.
"It seems that Master is also lying. You can't be trusted.”
Go home with Kong Yunlong."
"I need to be alone for a while and find the right direction in my life.”
"Otherwise, when would this be a stop?”
Yue Yunpeng explained.
"This is the beginning of worrying."
Han Zhe sighed.
"Sigh, in this world, so many people can succeed. Why is it so difficult for me to succeed?”
"Am I destined not to succeed?”
"I, Han Zhe, am also a man of seven feet tall. Am I destined to achieve nothing in my life?”
Yue Yunpeng explained.
"This is despair and sadness."
Han Zhe raised his head and pretended to be indignant. Then, his eyes suddenly lit up.
"Just as I was feeling discouraged, a big butterfly flew down from the sky.”
"Could it be that the heavens are telling me that I want to create a new glory and soar!”
Yue Yunpeng complained.
"Then you're thinking too much."
Han Zhe ignored him, his eyes filled with yearning as he continued.
"The butterfly is flying closer and closer to me. Aiya, it's really beautiful.”
" Whose f * cking underpants are these?!"
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