"Haha, this is so fun. From the moment the word leopard print came out, I knew it wasn't that simple.”
"I'm really impressed by Han Zhe. How did this guy associate underwear with butterflies? I'm dying of laughter!"
"Deyun Society's crosstalk is really awesome. Han Zhe's level is not inferior to Guo Degang and Yu Qian's at all. It's too funny. I'm already thinking of booking tickets for the next special show!”
"I originally thought that without Old Guo, I would be much inferior. Now, it seemed that it was still the same. With Han Zhe's foundation, he had no problem doing such a large-scale commercial show.”
The crowd backstage was extremely excited. The audience's reaction was too enthusiastic.
Even they were honored to be part of this special performance.
During this period of time, the German Movement Society was in trouble.
Only now did everyone once again feel the pride of being a De Yun disciple in their heyday.
All of this was given to them by Han Zhe.
"When will I be able to have Uncle-Master's ability?”
Meng Hetang said enviously. His eyes were filled with stars of admiration.
"Don't even think about it. If we can have one-tenth of Martial Uncle Han's abilities, it would be considered as giving Master face.”
Zhang Yunlei cried and laughed, but his heart was moved.
When the Deyun Society encountered a crisis, he was anxious and rushed back to stand with his master, Guo Degang, and do his best for his master.
Unfortunately, he was not famous enough and he was not capable enough. Other than being anxious, there was nothing else he could do.
Zhang Yunlei blamed himself!
If he had the ability of Uncle Han Zhe, he wouldn't have let his master be bullied by those ungrateful wolves.
"If it were up to me, our Deyun Society was lucky to have Martial Uncle Han Zhe this time. Otherwise, those bastards would have destroyed it.”
Luan Yunping suddenly said, and everyone looked at him.
"What's wrong? What did I say wrong?"
Luan Yunping said matter-of-factly.
"With just the few of us, it's good that we don't burden Master. Help? It's more or less busy."
"I don't mean anything else. Let's work harder in the future. Don't always pin your hopes on Master.”
"Martial Uncle can share the pressure with Master, so we have to share it too.”
Luan Yunping's nickname in the German Sports Association was Luan Fumu. His words had always been unpleasant, making people speechless.
However, this time, his words left him speechless.
Everyone fell silent. They swore to themselves that they would work hard to win glory for the German Movement Society with Uncle Han Zhe as their goal!
On the stage, the performance continued.
"A pair of underwear fell from the sky. Does this mean that I'm going to be lucky!”
Han Zhe said seriously.
"So you have a date with farting?”
Yue Yunpeng complained.
Haha...
The audience burst into tears. This brain circuit was simply too strange. How did he come up with it!
"Get lost!"
Han Zhe scolded him with a smile and then said seriously.
"Annoying, I'm serious here. Don't talk nonsense.”
Yue Yunpeng complained.
"I can't tell how serious you are.”
Han Zhe glared at Yue Yunpeng and continued.
"No matter what, this is a sign from the heavens.”
Han Zhe said seriously.
"In the unseen world, freedom is determined by the heavens. It is something that was created in my previous life and cannot be missed in this life. I must cherish this fate.”
"All of a sudden, there's a small door at the intersection with a small pink light inside.”
"A skilled woman inside knocked on the glass at me.”
"Aiya, my fate has arrived!"
Haha...
The audience burst into laughter again. Han Zhe's expression was too provocative!
Yue Yunpeng could not help but complain.
"Uncle-Master, you're the most flirtatious one in the German Sports Association. You're too reckless. Is this still fate? Isn't this asking you to spend money?!"
Han Zhe looked at Yue Yunpeng angrily and said.
"Annoying! This is a very sincere relationship."
"No matter what, I want to go in.”
"As soon as I entered, I saw a female technician. She looked very ordinary, just like you.”
Yue Yunpeng pulled his hand and said.
"Don't you dare."
Han Zhe smiled and continued.
"The moment I entered, the woman greeted me.”
"Hello, sir."
"I'm happy to hear that. You're from the south, right?”
"Yes, I came from the south.”
"How is it? Are you used to our north?”
"Oh, not good. The weather in the north is too dry, and there are often strong winds.”
"Just yesterday, the leopard-print underwear that I hung outside was blown away.”
Haha...
The audience laughed and immediately connected it to the underwear that Han Zhe had picked up.
Han Zhe pretended to be embarrassed and stuffed something into his pocket.
"You still carry it with you, my uncle.”
Yue Yunpeng complained in disbelief.
"As a souvenir.“
Han Zhe smiled embarrassedly and continued.
"We were chatting when we suddenly saw a few police officers walking over.”
"I'm getting anxious. Hurry up and pretend to shave.”
"I grabbed a handful of soap foam from the laundry basin next to me and sat on the stool. Hurry, shave your face!"
"I don't have a knife here!"
"Cut the crap. Any knife will do."
"She took out a kitchen knife from the kitchen and shaved my face.”
The audience burst into laughter again. Han Zhe had described the panicking scene very well, and the audience was laughing so hard that they were about to cry.
"What are you guys doing?"
Han Zhe mimicked the role of a police officer, then switched to himself and smiled apologetically.
"Hehe, wash your hair and shave your face. It's not obvious that you're a little unlucky.”
"The police looked at me, still suspicious.”
"You didn't do anything illegal, did you?”
" Officer, look. If it was a pretty one, you could still doubt me, but this..."
Han Zhe clicked his tongue in disgust.
"Marilyn Monroegave me a flying eye. She slept with me like this for ten years. I feel so wronged that I feel like I'm sorry.”
Yue Yunpeng complained.
"Your mouth is too wicked."
"How can you talk about people like that!"
Han Zhe smiled and said.
"That woman thought so too. Once the police left, she was holding the kitchen knife in her hand and was about to go crazy. She glared at me until her teeth were about to bleed.”
"You're really a scumbag. I wanted to chop you up just now!”
Haha...
The audience laughed again.
Han Zhe continued.
"After I came out, I had to find a place to buy a band-aid. Just now, he used that kitchen knife to shave my face and cut me.”
"The moment I entered the pharmacy, the three boxes of band-aids didn't stick properly.”
"The doctor at the pharmacy was amused. Why don't I give you a night package?"”
The audience laughed, and Yue Yunpeng ridiculed.
"I told you to use sanitary pads."
Han Zhe refuted with a serious face.
"Don't give me that. Don't think I don't know!”
"It will suck all my blood dry!”
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