His right hand reached into the Treasure Purse and took out a square iron-red stamper. The stamper was emitting a faint, old glow. It had five faces, and one of them was a ghost-headed eagle. The five faces were engraved with dense patterns, and the patterns were surrounded by the sounds of dragons and tigers. The head of the eagle looked like a bird, and a small Taoist priest seal talisman was inserted into it. Eight big words were written on it," Heavenly Official Blessing, No Taboo!"”
What was this? This was the legendary grave robbing magic tool, Hair Hill Seal!
This was the legendary Hairmound Seal! But now, Li Erha didn't plan to use him as a magic weapon!
Instead, it was a brick! Of course, the Hairmound Seal was much more expensive than a brick. When it hit a person, it was also much more painful than a brick! This was the most convenient melee weapon that the husky could find!
This item was given to Er Ha by Hei Shang. At this moment, Er Ha held it in his hand. It was heavy and felt very stable. That's right, it felt like he was holding a brick.
With the brick in hand, the world was mine. With the hair mound in hand, ten thousand corpses could not be opened! This was not empty talk.
The husky threw away the Judge's Pen and put down the Hundred Treasures Purse. He rolled up the sleeves of his black shirt and raised the Hairmound Seal like a warrior holding a brick.
The huge black shadow panted heavily. The black wind whistled as it slowly stepped forward. A thick, stinky black hair blew against its face, almost suffocating the husky.
Not far away from the black shadow, the phone was spinning wildly.
"Look! Oh my god, the streamer picked up a strange seal. That seal was similar to a brick!”
"Streamer, why did you lose your food bag?”
"Streamer, stop fooling around! Hurry up and run, you look like you want to fight with him!”
" F * ck me, I'm not watching anymore. It's too cruel. The streamer will definitely be torn apart by the evil spirits…"
"Who, who, I won't watch it anymore. It's too scary. The streamer's brain has gone haywire and wants to play hand-to-hand combat with the evil ghost!”
"Downstairs, tell me tomorrow how many pieces the streamer has been torn into. I can't bear to watch anymore. The streamer is really good at courting death!”
“……”
At this moment, the black shadow slowly approached, and the ground trembled slightly. The black shadow stood upright like a black bear, waving its forelimbs. Its huge feet stepped on the grass and crushed the fruit phone. In the next moment, sparks flew everywhere. The huge force actually crushed the phone into powder...
Douyu's backstage turned black, and all the Douyu staff members who were watching the live broadcast were completely dumbfounded. Xiao Dao was so anxious that his face was covered in sweat." Check it for me! Is our signal receiver broken? Why is the screen black?!"
"No!" An old technician answered," It's not broken, Brother Dao. Our machine is not broken!”
Xiao Dao's forehead was covered in sweat." What's going on?!" Someone, someone, let me take a look!"
The program's deputy director said carefully," Brother Dao, the host's phone must be broken. In this situation, we can't receive the signal only if the terminal's signal acquisition device is broken!”
"Is that so? Ah." Xiao Dao stomped his feet."Hey, call the female streamer who danced last time up and let her live stream for a while. I'll go and inform Young Master that something has happened to the streamer!"”
The program's deputy director hurriedly said," Alright, Boss. However, the checks have been very strict recently. I'm afraid it'll be classified as an 'A' category!”
"She can dance anything. Hurry up and call her to hold on for a while. I'll go inform Young Master!”Small Saber Jun hurried downstairs.
Back to the main topic.
In the Ghost Forest, the wind was howling. Erha held a brick in his hand, and his black shirt fluttered in the wind. He had the aura of Wu Erlang beating a tiger in Jingyang Gang. However, Erha was not beating a tiger, but a spirit that was even more ferocious than a tiger!
The husky spat out a mouthful of saliva and cursed the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerate. As the saying goes, young people are frivolous for once. Who the hell would spoil others!! Back then, the founder had spent a lot of effort to get a spiritual grape to suppress the fate, which led to the collapse of the Heavenly Temple. If there was a spiritual grape guarding the Heavenly Temple back then, who could invade the Heavenly Temple?
Today, I, Li Erha, am in luck. No matter what I say, it won't work. I have to defeat it head-on!!
The black shadow stopped five meters away from Erha. In the dark night, it was impossible to see one's fingers. The huge figure was two heads taller than Erha! The human power was there, and the cold wind whistled.
Coo, coo!
The sounds were like the cries of ghosts, constantly harassing the surroundings. Leaves fell one after another, and Erha felt a chill at the back of his head. He could not delay any longer. He had to end this quickly.
Li Erha looked up and shouted," Bastard, hurry up and surrender!!”
As soon as he said that, the husky turned into a shadow and threw a brick at him.
" Howl!" With a strange cry, the monster nimbly dodged the brick. It bent its waist and crashed into the husky's waist!
Li Erha saw that he couldn't dodge the five-meter distance. What should he do? What should he do? It had already dodged the brick!
Li Erha grabbed it. He felt as if he had grabbed a strand of black fur. F * ck!
"Ah!" The screams of people echoed in the small forest.
A similar "Awooo" sound rang out in the forest.
In the middle of the forest, the chaotic battle continued. From time to time, a few bitter curses could be heard.
" It hurts! F * ck, don't hit me. My waist is about to break…"
"Moo-shh! Stop pulling, if you pull again, I'll become bald!!”
In the next moment, time strangely calmed down. Time and space instantly froze. People and monsters seemed to have stopped moving.
The husky muttered," You, you can talk…"
The black shadow said incoherently," Moo, moo, moo…Nonsense, even a spirit can speak!”
The wind blew gently, and the dark clouds in the sky dispersed. The moonlight shone through the gaps in the forest, and Li Erha finally saw the monster in front of him clearly.
It had a big furry head, a pair of big eyes with clear black and white teeth, a wide forehead, long ears, shallow white fur on the front of its chest, a short back and waist, a short hip, a slightly large belly, upright forelimbs, half-sitting hind legs, a tail sweeping on the ground, and a shiny black fur all over its body…
Wasn't this a donkey?？
The monster also saw the husky's appearance clearly. He was handsome, elegant, and extraordinary. He could play with bricks with the city enforcement officers and could rob tombs and fight zombies to the death. He was simply the perfect man…
A man and a donkey were in an awkward position.
The donkey opened its mouth wide and was about to bite Erha's neck. Erha grabbed the donkey's long rope and strangled its life. Erha's eyes were filled with stubbornness. It had a fearless spirit that would rather die than live in shame. Instead, it looked at the donkey with fear in its eyes. Mother, this, this really can't be bitten!
The husky's neck was already turning elegantly in the donkey's mouth." Bite on it, green-guts. Believe it or not, I'll break this thing of yours! I'll make you unhappy for the rest of your life!"
The donkey's entire body trembled as if it was trembling. It seemed to be very unused to talking. When it spoke, it brayed three times, mixed with 70% human speech.
"Moo-moo-moo!"
"Brat, I know your identity. You are a Taoist priest, so you also know my identity. I am a spirit, so we should mind our own business.”
Li Erha put his neck in the donkey's mouth and said in a carefree tone," Don't talk so much nonsense! Bite if you dare! Immeasurable Heavenly Venerate! Today, I've killed demons and killed demons. It's a worthy death to die here! Why would This Penniless Priest be afraid of a hammer? Threaten me! Bite me! This Penniless Priest will risk his life with you!!”
"Moo-"
"I can't!"
"Bite it! Immeasurable Heavenly Venerate! This poor priest will die with you!"
"Bastard, don't be arrogant. You have something on me, so I can't do anything to you now. However, I have the ability to reach the heavens and the earth…"
"Pah! Donkey, I'm not afraid to expose your background. I saved you and you can only be sold for 3,000 yuan in the market. With your body, you still want to act tough. Do you think you're a Siberian tiger?”
" Moo moo--" The donkey was so angry that it was trembling." Shabby, don't be so shameless. There are so many Taoist priests who want to see this divine donkey, and it's hard to come by in their entire lives. How dare you insult this donkey? This donkey will fight you to the death!"”
"Don't flatter yourself. Isn't it just a spirit tablet? Do you believe that I have a thousand ways to make you into spiced donkey meat? There's a saying that says dragon meat in the sky and donkey meat on the ground. Aiyo, this is delicious, this is delicious…"
"I'm going to kill you, bastard!"
"Stupid donkey, bite me if you dare! I'll tear your happiness apart!”
“……”
After all, it was so boring to be alone all the time. Taking the lead to carry the spirit could also be used for filming. At the critical moment, cutting off the donkey's hooves could also prevent dumplings…
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