After an unknown period of time, perhaps the man and donkey felt a little stiff.
The husky said," Hey, let's change positions! I feel so tired!"
The donkey thought for a moment." That's true. I feel like the wind is blowing into my mouth when I open my mouth. It's so cold!”
"Put your mouth over there first and let This Penniless Priest's neck come out of your mouth!”
"Don't even think about it! Humans were the most cunning! You want to lie to the divine donkey? No way! Why don't you let go of Running Donkey's life and son first? How can I let go of your neck with you holding on like this!”
"Donkey, I'm a human. I'm more respectable than you. If you don't believe me, you can ask me what kind of person I am! They all stuck up their thumbs and called me a promising young man!!”
"Trash! Don't say anything nice. I've been around for a long time. You humans go back on your words. Do you really think I'll be at ease with you?”
“……”
Alright, let's continue the stalemate. Actually, this position was very comfortable from the husky's point of view. This was because the husky was lying directly in the donkey's mouth, and the donkey was still standing in a human position.
Although the divine donkey was a spirit grape that fed on ghosts, its existence was similar to cheating!
However, after all, Divine Donkey Jun was not from an acrobatic troupe. It was very uncomfortable to maintain this position. After another two hours, it was almost five in the morning.
The donkey whimpered." Moo, moo. Let's discuss something!" I'll let go of your neck halfway, and you'll let go of mine halfway, okay?”
"Get lost!" Er Ha was excited. Er Ha, if you don't offend me, I won't offend you. If you offend me, I will definitely offend you. When This Penniless Priest asked you to open your mouth just now, why didn't you agree? Now you're begging me, no way!
The husky put on a stern face and looked righteous." Heavenly Lord Immeasurable! This poor priest has lived long enough. Bite me to death. If you bite me to death, I can return to heaven and earth earlier and be reincarnated…"
"I don't mind if you die, but let me go first, okay? If that thing really breaks, my happiness will be gone. I just came of age this year! You bastard, can you bear to see me become an incomplete spirit grape?”
"Is there any use in saying so much? Open your mouth first!"
"Moo, moo-okay, I'll open my mouth first, and you let go immediately!”
"Good!"
"Deal!"
"Four donkeys are hard to catch!"
"Three!"
"Two!"
"One!"
“……”
With a swoosh, the husky rolled on the ground and dodged more than three meters away. Meanwhile, the donkey's four hooves moved, and it instantly completed the normal appearance of a human standing on all fours. Under the dim moonlight, a man and a donkey stood in the forest, looking at each other.
Li Erha took a step forward and looked at the 1.78-meter-long black donkey in front of him. Li Erha smiled and said," I didn't expect the spirit to look like this!”
The black donkey rolled his lips, revealing his white teeth. He bared his teeth." Stop whining for me. I haven't forgotten about the last time you slashed me with a knife!”
Li Erha nodded and gestured. From time to time, he rubbed his hands. No matter how one looked at it, it seemed like Li Erha wanted to sell the donkey. His green eyes made the black donkey's heart jump.
"Hey!" The donkey reminded him," Don't look at me like that, okay? No matter what, I'm still a donkey. Don't look at me like I'm looking at food. I'm different from those meat donkeys that are raised in captivity!”
The husky nodded seriously." That's right. It definitely tastes different!"”
" Moo!" The donkey let out a loud cry and rushed forward to fight the husky to the death.
Erha jumped up and rode the donkey upside down. He grabbed the donkey's tail with both hands and the donkey jumped around crazily. Erha was like the bravest bullfighter as he kept his balance on the donkey's back.
In the small forest, dust instantly rose up, and countless trees began to crack…
The divine donkey's temper flared up, and it wanted to turn the world upside down! This was incredible. In just an hour, a forest that was as big as three mu of land had become ruins. There were broken trees and broken branches everywhere. As for the donkey, it was lying there sick. The donkey had no energy left.
The husky wasn't any better. It vomited so much that its stomach acid was coming out. The husky rode the donkey upside down and grabbed the donkey's tail." Give, give, give it to me. Stop, it's so bumpy…"
" Moo, moo!" The donkey cried out, breathing heavily." Stop talking nonsense to the donkey. You're holding my tail!"”
The morning dew fell on the donkey and Er Ha. Er Ha thought that it might be time to go back, but the donkey thought,'Damn it, I have to run away quickly. If someone sees me in the daytime, I'll have to send them to the market to sell!'
The donkey and the husky decided to compromise, but before they did, they had to distinguish their priorities!
The husky said," Donkey, why did you come here to do evil?”
The donkey whimpered." Didn't I hear the news about this burial shop being haunted? This donkey thought that it must be a ghost that ate very well to be wearing a shroud and strolling on the street in the middle of the night, so this donkey came all the way here. Damn it, who knew that it was fake news!!”
The husky nodded." Donkey, why do you like to moo when you talk? Isn't moo the sound of a cow? Shouldn't a donkey be hissing?”
The divine donkey rolled its eyes and looked at the husky in disdain." Are you stupid? I grew up drinking milk!"”
" Pfff!" Er Ha almost got an internal injury from anger. F * ck, you grew up drinking milk, so you're learning how to bark like a cow. If you grew up drinking dog milk, you'd have to learn how to bark like a donkey!
The divine donkey was unhappy." You came to find me at such a short time just to find a ghost!”
The husky nodded." I needed a ghost to draw talismans for me. I couldn't find the ghost, so I found you!"”
"Do you often encounter ghosts?"
"This poor Taoist can encounter ghosts three to five times a week! It can be said that his ghost luck is prosperous!"
"That's good. You know that the spirit likes to eat ghosts the most. How about this, let's form a team. When we meet a ghost, you can beat it up.”
"No, no, absolutely not!”The husky shook its head." There's reincarnation in the Six Paths. If you continue to eat like this, you'll break the rules sooner or later! There are gods three feet above my head. If some messenger of death or immortal doesn't like me and kills me, it won't be worth it.”
The divine donkey licked its long face and rubbed Erha's hand in a fawning manner." Don't be like that. Good things take time. How about this? Let's make a deal. If I encounter those vicious ghosts that don't listen, I'll let them eat them. If they're good ghosts, I won't eat them. There are as many ghosts in this world as grasshoppers on the grass…"
"In that case," the husky rubbed his hands and frowned."It makes sense!"”
Divine Donkey was extremely excited." Then it's settled. We're partners!"”
The husky waved his hand and said," Wait a minute. If you're just purely eating ghosts and I'm spending a lot of effort catching ghosts, it doesn't seem fair to me!”
"Then what do you think we should do?"
"How about this, you can pretend to be my mount, and I'll be a Daoist priest riding a donkey. En, a Daoist priest riding a donkey. Wasn't Zhang Guolao riding a donkey upside down? If that was the case, Li Erha riding the donkey upside down was barely acceptable.”
"Is that so? I can temporarily agree to become your mount, but there is one thing. I have a big mouth. When I am talking, you are not allowed to interrupt me!”
The husky was delighted as he patted the shiny black donkey."Everyone has the right to speak. I naturally won't interrupt you when you speak!”
"Alright, it's a deal!" The donkey nodded and said," Get on, we're leaving! It's almost dawn. The fire truck will be here soon. There will also be a group of city enforcement officers with knives. My dear, I'm afraid of being chopped up when I see those people!”
The husky didn't waste any time. He got on his donkey and pointed to the east street." Go that way. I live there. It's very safe there!"”
"Good!"
Walking on the small path, the donkey opened its mouth wide." Let me sing you a song, okay…"
The husky was stunned." You can sing?!"”
"Of course, this donkey is talented and intelligent, and the songs I sing are very good!”
"Come, come, come!"
The divine donkey turned around and scared a cow to death.
The divine donkey turned its head twice, sending sand and stones flying.
The divine donkey turned its head three times, and all the men jumped off the building.
The true divine donkey turned its head four times.
The original divine donkey turned its head five times. It did not like beautiful women but liked monkeys.
The husky, who was riding a donkey, covered its head in pain." Stop! Stop right now, This Penniless Priest admits defeat!”
The donkey became excited." What are you shouting about? People without musical cells will never be able to appreciate my heavenly voice! I sang so well. You said that you don't care about my big mouth. I want to defend my freedom of speech. I haven't finished singing yet. What are you afraid of? Continue to argue. Sleep your ass. Get up and have fun…"
The divine donkey turned its head six times, and the water of the Yangtze River flowed back.
His true self, Divine Donkey Seven, turned around and was so frightened that a comet crashed into Earth.
With the divine donkey turning its head eight times, there was no need to worry about family planning.
The original divine donkey turned its head nine times, and men committed suicide;
The true divine donkey turned its head ten times, and the development of mankind came to an end.
The original divine donkey Eleven turned around, and a building collapsed behind him.
The original divine donkey turned its head twelve times, and the universe no longer had Earth!!
Li Erha was a little regretful. Damn it, I found a spirit. I thought it would be a good assistant to vanquish demons. Why do I feel like I've found a jinx? This spirit, it can't be mad cow disease, right? No, it must be mad donkey disease. I have to find a veterinarian to take a look at it.
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