Li Erha pointed at the north building of a small courtyard and then pointed at the funeral parlor in the south.
"This is my accommodation. I have a lot of empty rooms over there. I can clean one up for you later! You can stay with me for now, but I warn you, don't talk in front of ordinary people, especially don't sing in front of people. If you scare people, I'll send you to the market and sell you Spiced Donkey Meat!”
The donkey shook his head as if he didn't care, but his big eyes were full of joy. It was obvious that the donkey was very satisfied with having his own house. Compared to hiding in the forest every day, the donkey preferred a house.
The husky jumped down from the donkey and opened the door while sighing." Sigh, I've been busy all night and brought back a useless person. I don't have anyone else…"
"What are you talking about?" The donkey bared his teeth." Have you figured it out? I'm a spiritual spirit, and I'm very cool, okay? So many rich and powerful people, including Taoist priests from Maoshan, want to treat me like an auspicious beast at home, but I'm not willing. I'm your partner, and you scold me every now and then. What's wrong?”
The husky opened the door and said without looking back," Don't even think about it, Donkey. My phone was crushed by you. I have to go online and buy a phone first. Otherwise, it'll be a problem for my next live broadcast!"”
As he spoke, Erha turned on the computer and started fiddling with it. On the other hand, it was the first time for Donkey to come to a human's room. He was curious about everything he saw. The 1.78-meter-long black donkey stood there and carefully touched the sofa with its front hooves. With a crack, the sofa became flat again. The donkey was excited and carefully sat down on the sofa. Swoosh! The donkey stuck out its tongue and said," This feels so much better than sitting on the grass…"
Donkey laid down on the sofa. That feeling made him lose his mind." Oh, it feels so good. I've never felt so good before. I want to sleep with this in the future..."
The husky pursed its lips. What a useless donkey. It turned around and left." I'm going out to get a Shunfeng express delivery. My phone is here. Don't go out if there's nothing else."”
" I know-" Donkey squinted his eyes. He felt so good. It seemed that the sofa felt really good. Of course, the quality was also good. With Donkey's physique, the stainless steel sofa did not collapse. This sofa manufacturer was really a conscience in the industry.
The donkey glanced at the table and grabbed a can of beer with his hooves. He took a sip and spat it out on the floor. He cursed," What lousy wine? Why is it so awful…"
" Tick, tock." At this moment, the landline telephone in the house rang. The donkey was stunned and picked up the phone.
Tianxuan's voice came from the other end of the phone.
"Second brother! I've already resigned. Anyway, I have nothing to do recently, so I went to the driving school to register. I want to get a driver's license. Are you interested in getting a driver's license together?”
In the house, the donkey's eyes were filled with ridicule. Hmph, bastard, you actually don't follow the rules. A Taoist actually has a girlfriend! What's the difference between you and a monk eating meat!!
Donkey coughed and said," Driver's license. Er Ha said he's very busy recently, so he won't be going…"
Tianxuan's voice sounded from the other end of the line." Who are you? Why did you answer Second Brother's call…"
The donkey stretched its neck and began to sing." I, beauty and wisdom coexist, might and heroism are one. I am the elegant and unrestrained Brother Donkey. I just recently worked with Erha, so it's normal that you don't know me.”
On the other end of the phone, Tianxuan seemed surprised, but she was more surprised than happy.
"Brother Donkey, is there another woman by Second Brother's side? Do you know what kind of girl he likes? Why do I feel like Second Brother is ignoring me…"
The Divine Donkey's mouth clicked. He placed his forelimbs on the table and stood there with an ecstatic expression. He started to make up nonsense." You've asked the right person. Your Brother Donkey is nicknamed the relationship expert. I know Erha the best! To put it this way, I even know the color of the pants that Erha wears. To be precise, Erha is a coquettish person. He is usually silent, but if you stay with him for a long time, you will realize that he is actually very slutty. The girl he likes the most is the kind with a very hot body, long legs, a small waist, and very big breasts…"
Tianxuan seemed to be enlightened." Brother Donkey, Second Brother is back. Remember to tell him about me. I know what to do. I will work hard…"
At this moment, the husky's footsteps could be heard from outside the door. The donkey quickly stopped his ecstatic posture and hung up the phone." Alright, I got it. Good luck. I wish you a successful f * ck…"
The next moment, the donkey hurriedly jumped onto the sofa, looking very obedient.
The husky came back with a new Fruit Six-Plus in his hand." Hey, isn't my phone cool?"”
The donkey rolled his eyes and said listlessly," Nothing much!”
The husky said," What's your name again? I've been forgetting to ask!”
The donkey swept its tail." Just call me Ruffian Donkey!”
The husky pinched its fingers and looked at the donkey seriously. This name was a perfect match for the donkey!
The husky took out canned beef and drinks from the fridge." Ruffian Donkey, let me tell you something. When I received the delivery just now, I heard from the courier that there was some movement in their warehouse recently. They keep losing packages! I suspect that there's some kind of sneaky activity over there, so I want to take you there for a walk. If you can catch a ghost and draw a talisman for me, that would be the best!”
The donkey's big head stood up anxiously and stared at the canned food and drinks in Er Ha's hands."Hey, Brother Er Ha, don't you think you should give me some when you eat?”
The husky pointed at the fridge." Go get it yourself. You're not a pet. Who's going to spoil you?!"”
Ruffian Donkey shook his head." No, no, I've been a vegetarian since I was young. I can't have meat or the smell of blood!”
The husky was stunned. It had forgotten that this was not a greyhound, but a ruffian donkey. The husky blinked." You want to eat grass?"”
Ruffian Donkey shook his head." I'm a spirit. How can I eat grass?!"”
"That's right!" The husky nodded." Indeed, you're a spirit grape. What does a spirit grape eat? Don't you eat ghosts?"”
"Are you stupid? To me, ghosts are like chocolates to you. They're just snacks. Have you ever seen anyone treat snacks as food?”
"Then what are you eating!"
" I eat tea leaves and drink white wine. The best tea leaves are the best tribute tea, Tieguanyin. As for wine, it's 30-year-old Moutai. I like it…"
“……”
The husky thought for a moment and took out a box of aged tea leaves from the back cabinet. Then, he pulled out a bottle of Red Star Erguotou." Eat, drink…"
The donkey rolled its eyes." Sigh, you're abusing animals!”
"You're not an animal anymore, you're a spirit!”
"You abused the spirit! I'm going to the Monster Bureau to sue you!"
"Go, go. If you walk on the street like this and say a word, you might be beaten to death as a monster!”
"You bully people, no, you bully donkeys!”
"What are you shouting about? This Penniless Priest is very poor, okay? Don't talk so much to me. Eat, go catch ghosts after you're full!”
"Wuuuu-"
“……”
In the end, Ruffian Donkey still ate the lousy tea leaves and drank the Erguotou wine. Although they were all inferior, how did the saying go? Our Brother Donkey will forget about the past and will not lower himself to the level of a husky.
Alright, it was actually because the husky promised that after the live broadcast captured this ghost that stole blood and food, he would have money. At that time, he would buy the donkey 30-year-old Maotai and the best tribute tea Tie Guanyin. Only then did the donkey compromise.
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