On the stage, the performance continued.
Hearing Mu Yunshu's words, Lin Feng said unhappily,""Why are you thanking it for bullying me?”
"Is it impolite?" Mu Yunshu asked indifferently.”
Zhou Dawei looked at the audience and was a little speechless."What kind of conversation is this? This is a poetry competition!"
Then, he let out an awkward grunt and turned to the two of them."Uncle, Auntie, let's not talk about those annoying things today. Let's talk about something happy.”
Lin Feng glanced at Mu Yunshu and said,""Did you see that? I told her at home that you can't write this paragraph. Even the United Nations can't control the Gulf issue.”
Instantly, Mu Yunshu's expression turned awkward.""Then tell me."
Zhou Dawei made an inviting gesture and said,"That uncle said, tell me about the good situation.”
Lin Feng took out the notebook again, stood up, and said,""Leaders, comrades."
Zhou Dawei looked over strangely and said,"Do you need to make a report?"
"Can't you say that?" Lin Feng asked.”
Seeing this, Zhou Dawei had no choice but to say reluctantly,"Ah, okay, go ahead!"
Lin Feng returned his gaze to the notebook. He paused for a moment and then said seriously,
"Hello, everyone! China was in a great state. They had a bumper harvest and chased away the flood. The people lived and worked in peace and contentment, praising the country's leadership. Especially the people's army, which was even harder to find in the world. It was more chaotic overseas, and they schemed against each other all day. Today, the cabinet would step down, and tomorrow, the prime minister would be fired. After the financial crisis, he wanted to impeach the leader. Looking at the world, the scenery here was even better! Thank you!"
As soon as he said this, the crowd burst into applause again.
These few sentences were catchy, and when one thought about it carefully, it seemed to be true. Naturally, it made people smile.
The audience was laughing uncontrollably. There were a total of three segments, and each segment was quite funny. Most importantly, they all rhymed. This required some writing skills.
Lin Feng was probably the only one with such talent among all the guests of " The Comedian ", right?
The skit continued.
Zhou Dawei frowned, organized his words, and said again,
"Uncle, Auntie, this talk show is actually talking, chatting, and chatting. It's just you sitting at home and chatting on the pit. Don't be nervous, okay?"
Mu Yunshu and Lin Feng had indeed been too strict with their actions just now. It was as if they were giving a speech to a leader.
When Lin Feng heard that, he immediately heaved a sigh of relief. A smile appeared on his face as he said,"Then you should have told me earlier about your relaxation.”
At the same time, he and Mu Yunshu crossed their legs and placed them on the sofa.
Especially Lin Feng, who even took off his shoes during the conversation.
Zhou Dawei had just revealed a relieved expression to the audience. He thought to himself that the couple had finally understood. It had not been easy. However, when he turned his head, he saw their actions.
Immediately, he was stunned!
So you two are like this at home? But thinking about it carefully, it seemed that he was the one who had caused the death. Wasn't it just him reminding the two of them to treat this place as their home?
Zhou Dawei looked at Lin Feng's feet and was stunned.
Fortunately, Mu Yunshu could not stand it anymore. She said to her husband in disdain,""Put on those shoes."
Lin Feng pointed at Zhou Dawei and said,"Tell him to relax."”
Mu Yunshu continued to grumble." Why did you relax your feet when I told you to relax? It stinks. Don't. Sweaty feet."”
As he spoke, he picked up the shoes and put them on Lin Feng again.
Lin Feng was a little embarrassed. He said to Zhou Dawei,"You can't take off your shoes?"
Zhou Dawei was embarrassed by this farce. He could only nod and say,"Ah, alright, alright."
What could he do when the two elders were like this?
Everyone was amused by the couple's actions. Lin Feng and Mu Yunshu could be said to have perfectly portrayed a rural couple who had never seen the world.
On the stage, Zhou Dawei continued to ask with a bitter face,"Uncle, Auntie, let me ask you something. You haven't watched our show before, right?”
Lin Feng smiled and said,"I've seen it. Isn't your surname Zhou?" The one who told the truth?"
Zhou Dawei was quite gratified. He nodded and replied,"Yes, yes!"
At this moment, Mu Yunshu said,""Aren't you Zhou Dawei?"
Zhou Dawei did not expect the couple to know him. He smiled and said,"Yes!"
"The people in our village like you very much," Mu Yunshu continued.”
"Really?" Zhou Dawei exclaimed in surprise.”
"Everyone is praising you. They say that you're great at hosting that show.”
Zhou Dawei laughed and said,"Is that so?"”
She didn't expect him to be so famous and popular in the countryside.
However, Mu Yunshu changed the topic and said,""She just looks a little ugly."
"Puff!"
At the scene, many people were laughing their heads off!
The Internet also started to get excited.
Zhou Dawei's smiling face was completely frozen, and he could not speak for a long time.
The problem was that he couldn't be angry at the two elders. He could only hold it in.
"Why are you like this?" Lin Feng complained.”
"Tell me the truth," replied Mu Yunshu truthfully.”
"What kind of truth are you spouting?" Lin Feng scolded.”
Then, he turned to Zhou Dawei and said,"I'm sorry, that's not what she meant. My wife said that she meant that everyone liked the show you hosted. Aiya, the whole village loved watching it. That fellow said that your hosting was special.”
Everyone laughed even harder when they heard this.
Zhou Dawei had originally nodded his head, wanting to take this step down and let go of this awkward scene. However, when he heard this, the expression on his face was extremely interesting, and it made him even more embarrassed.
Lin Feng realized that he had said something wrong and corrected him,"No, she cried like she was laughing."
This time, Zhou Dawei was completely speechless. He said to the audience,"Does their village praise people like this?”
Mu Yunshu wanted to add, but she shouted,""You."
However, before he could say anything, Zhou Dawei stopped him and quickly said,"Alright, alright, let's stop talking. Let's talk about you two. Now, let me get to the point. When did you get married?”
Hearing this, the two of them looked at each other. Lin Feng said first,"We met at 68."
"It's probably during the rainy season," Mu Yunshu said.”
Zhou Dawei was speechless again. He complained helplessly,"It wasn't easy for her to stop reciting poems and change to singing.”
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