Lin Feng changed the names of the songs from the other world to Chinese. There were two songs in the Chinese music industry. The names of the songs were " Looking at Each Other in 98 " and " About the Rainy Season."
These two songs were both classics of this world.
Then, Zhou Dawei continued to ask,"Who pursued whom when they were in love?"”
At this moment, Lin Feng chuckled.
Mu Yunshu also said with some difficulty,""Don't talk about this."
Zhou Dawei thought that the two of them were unwilling to say it, so he said understandingly,"This is personal!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Feng smiled at him and said,"Actually, Little Zhou, you should have this kind of judgment. At that time, I'll use modern words to say that the young man was quite handsome and chased me.”
As he spoke, Lin Feng was still smiling, and his face revealed a smug expression.
When Mu Yunshu heard that, she was immediately unhappy. She frowned and said,""Why don't you tell the truth? Let everyone see that old face of yours that looks like a shoehorn. Do you think I can chase after you?”
Instantly, everyone laughed until they stopped breathing. Could a face be described like that? Where did this joke come from?
Lin Feng's eyes widened.”
"What's wrong?" Mu Yunshu looked at him and asked.”
Lin Feng waved his hand and said solemnly,"This is called shoehorn face? This is an authentic pig kidney face!"
In an instant, the sound of tables being slammed could be heard in the stadium, in front of the television, in the live broadcast room, and in countless places. Countless viewers were also laughing their heads off.
In the live broadcast room, bullet comments filled the sky like snowflakes.
"Haha, I can't take it anymore. I'm dying of laughter.”
"Shoehorn face? Pig kidney face? I just want to know, which village would describe people like this?”
"You don't say. This kind of adjective is really f * cking vivid.”
"What the f * ck pig kidney face? Why do I feel like it can't compare to a shoehorn face?”
"That's right. I've gained knowledge again. In the future, I can scold people without saying that they're ugly.”
"Actually, I just wanted to say, can you give me a dozen pig-kidney-faced people like Lin Feng?”
"Hmph, in your dreams. Brother Lin Feng belongs to me.”
"Wow, shocking. A cute girl with a big dick actually appeared in the live broadcast room!”
"Amazing! Can I carry such a cute girl away?”
"Alright, stop fooling around. Continue reading.”
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Then, everyone stared at the screen without blinking, not wanting to miss a joke.
The rest of the people were the same!
In the beginning, if everyone had thought that " Help Me or Not " was an accident, then now, everyone realized that they were wrong.
Lin Feng and Mu Yunshu had used their practical performance to slap them in the face. They had no choice but to admit that the classics could continue!
Moreover, many people had also placed their attention on Lin Feng because of these two skits. After all, from the subtitles, it could be seen that the script was written by Lin Feng.
Although not many people really paid attention to this point, there were always people saying it on the bullet screen.
Once they said this, others would be curious and more people would pay attention to Lin Feng.
On the stage.
At this moment, Zhou Dawei heard Lin Feng's description and concluded,"It's not even as good as a shoehorn."
Then, Mu Yunshu waved her hand again and started blowing.""When I was young, I was definitely not bragging. I had willow leaves, curved eyebrows, and a cherry mouth. Anyone who saw me would be happy to look at me.”
Lin Feng sneered and said,"Hmph, forget it. Second Brother Wu has cerebral hemorrhage.”
"Hahaha!" Everyone laughed and clapped.
The lines were indeed very funny. Most importantly, Mu Yunshu was very beautiful, so the lines she said seemed like nonsense.
This contrast made people feel even happier.
Zhou Dawei played the role of a peacemaker and said,"Uncle, uncle, that's not right. Actually, aunties look quite energetic now.”
" Not anymore," Mu Yunshu said nonchalantly." My hair has turned white, and my wrinkles have grown. My two white teeth were gloriously laid off last year."”
Only then did people notice that a few of their teeth had been blackened by the picture. At a glance, it was as if they had fallen out.
Lin Feng couldn't help but laugh when he heard that. He said,"Hahaha, what a joke…。”
"Why are you still here when you know you're going to be laid off?" Zhou Dawei was also surprised.”
Then, he paused and continued,"Uncle, Auntie, forget it. I can ask them one by one. I'll ask Auntie first.”
Then, he walked to Mu Yunshu's side and stood there for the interview.
Mu Yunshu glanced at him and said,""Are you asking me?"
Zhou Dawei bent down and asked,"Auntie, how did Uncle chase you back then?"”
Mu Yunshu looked at Lin Feng and said softly as if she was telling him a little secret,""He is. He takes the initiative to get close to me and chats with me when he has nothing to do. He either mows the grass for me or reads poems for me. He always finds an opportunity to make eyes at me!”
"Huh?" Zhou Dawei exclaimed,"You're even making eyes at me!"”
At this moment, Lin Feng denied with a serious expression,"Don't talk nonsense. I remember that I gave you a pen, a table, and even a big black pot. When did I give you a wink? Oh right, what was a wink?”
In the end, even he found it strange. What was a leer? When did he give it to her?
Zhou Dawei was about to explain,"Autumn eyes are for young men and women."
However, before he could finish, Mu Yunshu interrupted him.
She said with a look of disdain,"Why don't you know what leering is?" Why are you so uncultured?"
"What is it?" Lin Feng asked with a confused face.”
Mu Yunshu leaned over and explained seriously,"" Autumn's Spinach!"
"Oh!" Lin Feng suddenly understood and said.”
With this random explanation, coupled with their serious expressions, everyone could not help but laugh.
How could he explain his eyes like that? He had really gained some knowledge!
In the end, Lin Feng nodded and admitted,"Yes, every year."
It wasn't until this moment that the audience reacted and revealed knowing smiles.
In the live broadcast room, bullet comments flew up again.
Backstage, Director Gu Hong listened to his subordinate's report. The number of viewers for the live broadcast on the internet had increased, and the viewership ratings were also increasing. He clenched his fists tightly.
"Continue to observe. Once this episode is over, report the data to me immediately.”
Then, he began to give orders to everyone.
"Everyone, you must pay attention. This is a live broadcast. There can't be any mistakes.”
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