When he said this, the audience couldn't help but burst out laughing.
The audience in front of the television was also overjoyed.
The live broadcast room was even more lively.
"6666, there's nothing wrong with this conclusion.”
"Haha, I'm laughing so hard.”
"As a henpecked husband, I give Lin Feng full marks for courting death.”
"Simply brilliant!"
"I've learned another trick. I'll tell my wife tonight and see her reaction.”
"Hehe, don't try. As soon as I finished speaking, my wife slapped me. She thought that I wanted to divorce her. F * ck!"
"Sigh, I really envy you guys who have wives. Like me, I can only silently ask for sex online.”
"F * ck, you bastard upstairs!"
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On the stage.
Mu Yunshu also looked at Lin Feng angrily. It was as if she would have made Lin Feng look good if they were not on stage.
Hearing this topic, Zhou Dawei said,"Actually, I heard that there are some problems with the relationship between uncle and aunt.”
Mu Yunshu quickly denied it and said," Rumors, absolutely scandals. A leader without news is not a leader. A celebrity without scandals is not a celebrity. It's hard to be a person, but it's hard to be a woman."
Lin Feng lowered his head again and added,"A famous old woman rolled her eyes and thought for a while."We took a private plane here."
Hearing this, Zhou Dawei immediately felt a little guilty. He immediately said,"That's too expensive. We can't afford it.”
However, Mu Yunshu waved her hand and said heroically,""There's no need to report it. It's just a small sum of money. Hehe, now, I have money. Looking at the clothes I'm wearing, I'm quite rich. Heh, I'm too rich.”
As she spoke, she showed off the light yellow coat she was wearing.
When Zhou Dawei saw it, he immediately said in surprise,"Is this mink fur?"
Mu Yunshu immediately denied it and said,""Wrong, mink fur."
Zhou Dawei exclaimed,"This is especially expensive, right?"”
Hearing his tone, Mu Yunshu smiled smugly and said nonchalantly,""It's not expensive, 40,000."
Zhou Dawei was a little shocked and quickly said,"40,000 yuan isn't expensive? Auntie is really willing to spend money on herself."
Mu Yunshu remained indifferent and said,""Women should be more ruthless when they attack themselves.”
Everyone laughed when they heard this classic line.
"Yes, these words are very incisive. Women have to be more ruthless when they attack themselves.”
"What can I do? It's over. I'm afraid that after watching this skit, my wife's online shopping cart will be emptied!”
"F * ck! Your sister, that's really possible.”
"Brother above, hurry up and lock up your AliPay. Don't let your wife get her hands on it!”
"May God bless you, Amen!"
"Ami, the Heavenly Venerate of Immeasurable.”
"I remember the last time this happened was on 11/11 last year.”
"Haha, luckily my girlfriend isn't watching the live broadcast.”
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The moment these classic lines came out, it immediately caused a sensation.
The performance continued.
Zhou Dawei was stunned for a moment before he suggested,"Then I'll ask Uncle again. You can listen to some music!"”
"Alright," Mu Yunshu said with a smile.
Then, he took off Lin Feng's earphones and said,""I'm asking you. It's your turn."
Lin Dong tidied his hair, pointed at his earpiece and said,"This sound is quite loud."
When Mu Yunshu put on her earphones, Zhou Dawei asked,""Uncle, I heard that you took a private plane to Shanghai this time?”
Lin Feng thought that Mu Yunshu had told him everything, so he said,""Ah, it's the Dalabricks tractor.”
Everyone present laughed when they heard this. This was obviously different from what Mu Yunshu had said!
At this point in the show, the plot slowly unfolded, and the audience gradually understood.
The time slot of this program was one year after the last interview.
During this one year, White Cloud and Black Earth's lives had changed drastically.
Hei Tu, played by Lin Feng, still maintained the mentality of an ordinary country bumpkin.
However, Bai Yun, who was played by Mu Yunshu, had already inflated his ego. He was treating himself as a big shot.
They clearly came by tractor, but they insisted on saying that they came by private plane.
This kind of plot setting was also in line with the mentality of those who became famous overnight. The audience watched with great interest.
On the stage.
Zhou Dawei seemed to be lamenting and said,"How cold would that be!"
Lin Feng pointed at his clothes and said,"She's wearing a lot. She's even able to withstand the wind. Look at her clothes.”
As he spoke, he took the initiative to pull on Mu Yunshu's clothes.
"Aunty, this dress is very expensive, right?" Zhou Dawei asked.”
Hearing this, Lin Feng raised four fingers and said,""It's so expensive. It's rented for 41 days.”
Rented? Everyone laughed. The couple's answers were very different. They were completely different!
Those who didn't know better would have thought that they didn't come together.
"Rented?" Zhou Dawei asked in confusion.”
Lin Feng nodded his head affirmatively and said,"Ah!"
Hearing this, Zhou Dawei was confident. He said to the audience,"How is it? It's effective, right? You still have to ask that? Ah, uncle, let me ask auntie again.”
Lin Feng reached out and removed Mu Yunshu's earphones.
"Why is everyone laughing?" Mu Yunshu asked suspiciously. I think there's something fishy here. Watch my hand gestures later.”
"Understood," Lin Feng promised.”
Mu Yunshu was relieved after receiving Lin Feng's assurance. She smiled and said,""Go ahead, Little Zhou."
"Hey, Auntie, let's talk about your book." Zhou Dawei asked.”
Mu Yunshu laughed." Storytelling? That's a lot to talk about. Where should I start?"”
"Let's start from the day we signed the book for sale.”
Mu Yunshu was stunned for a moment, as if she did not know how to make it up.
"On the day of the book signing.”
Then, in a flash, she seemed to have thought of an excuse and said in an exaggerated tone,
"That fellow, that scene was quite big. It was really loud. The gongs and drums were deafening, the firecrackers were ringing, the red flags were fluttering, and there was a sea of people. I was squeezed under the table, and that pile of books fell over.”
As she spoke, she made a few gestures, hoping that Lin Feng would understand what she meant.
"Ah, then I'll ask Uncle again." Zhou Dawei nodded.”
Mu Yunshu reached out and took off Lin Feng's earphones.""I want to ask you about my book."
Before he put it on, he did not forget to look at Lin Feng. His meaning was obvious. Don't tell the truth.
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