"Uncle, you were there when Auntie signed the book, right?" Zhou Dawei asked.”
"I didn't sign the book!" Lin Feng said with certainty.”
Zhou Dawei was stunned when he heard that.”
Lin Feng spread his hands and said,"It's all for free."”
"Then what did the auntie say about the sea of people?" Zhou Dawei asked.”
Lin Feng immediately stood up and followed Mu Yunshu's actions and gestures. However, the words that came out of his mouth were completely different.
He said excitedly," Oh my, when I heard that it was a free gift, the whole village went to snatch the books. When I went back, they all pasted the walls. That guy was on the left, right, left, and right floors. Later, when I went to the toilet, I saw such a thick stack of books.”
Lin Feng and Mu Yunshu smiled at each other and high-fived to celebrate their tacit cooperation.
However, everyone below the stage was about to go crazy from laughing.
Damn, where did this tacit understanding come from? He couldn't even get close to it!
Zhou Dawei looked at them meaningfully and said,"Alright then, Auntie, give me the earphones.”
As he spoke, he took Mu Yunshu's earphones.
Mu Yunshu heard the reaction below the stage and thought that Lin Feng was just as she had said, so she praised him.
"Your IQ is quite high."
At this moment, Zhou Dawei finally couldn't stand it anymore and took the initiative to explain.
"Hey, it's like this. Just now, I asked the uncle and aunt the same question, but your answers were completely different. Hey, I'll put on my headphones and listen to music.”
Mu Yunshu panicked when she heard that. She quickly asked Lin Feng,""What did you say? How did we get here?"
"I came here by tractor," Lin Feng answered truthfully.”
"Where are my clothes?" Mu Yunshu asked again.”
Lin Feng raised four fingers and said,"I rented it for 41 days."
Mu Yunshu asked in exasperation again,""Where's my book?"
Lin Feng made the same gesture as before and explained,"I did it according to your gestures. Didn't you say that the walls were all pasted? Finally, there's reading in the toilet?"
Mu Yunshu was furious. She pushed Lin Feng hard and scolded,""I told you not to throw the truth out. Why can't you remember?”
Lin Dong helplessly said.
"Then you can't do anything about it. I can't hear you if you let that thing buckle you up. If this child has learned to be bad, you can scold him.”
Lin Feng walked up to Zhou Dawei and patted him on the shoulder."Little Zhou."
Zhou Dawei took off his headphones and nodded."Hey."
Lin Feng waved his hand and gestured,"Put it on."”
Zhou Dawei replied and put on his headphones again.
Then, Lin Feng took advantage of the fact that he couldn't hear him and immediately criticized him.
"You've learned to be bad. This move of yours is too sinister. No wonder you can't sleep. You're too scheming.”
Zhou Dawei didn't know what he was talking about. When he saw his hand gesture, his thumbs up, and his face full of praise, he thought that he was praising him, so he replied.
"Hey, thank you!"
The audience cheered again, followed by applause and cheers.。
The way he used the earphones was too good.
At this moment, whether it was the guests in the backstage lounge or the comedy managers standing there, other than laughing heartily, the admiration on their faces grew even stronger.
As the saying goes, outsiders watch the show, while professionals watch the tricks.
They were professionals in comedy, so they could tell that the plot just now was extraordinary.
Through a small earpiece, she managed to draw out so many funny points and burdens. This script was indeed well written.
Naturally, as the person who wrote this script, Lin Feng was once again highly praised by many industry insiders.
Other than the industry insiders, the audience felt that it was too funny.
In the middle of the stage, the show continued.
After Lin Feng finished criticizing Zhou Dawei, he had already returned to his seat.
" All hosts are like this," Mu Yunshu reminded impatiently." How about this? From now on, you're not allowed to make a sound. Not a single sound. Do you hear me?" Do you remember?"
Lin Feng nodded repeatedly.
Mu Yunshu was anxious and dissatisfied with his attitude. She said,""Say something."
"I thought you didn't allow me to speak?" Lin Feng said with a bitter face.”
Hearing this, Mu Yunshu's face fell. She complained,""It's too difficult to work with you. I've never had a tacit understanding in my life.”
After saying that, she ignored him and turned to Zhou Dawei."Little Zhou, take it off."
Zhou Dawei heard the sound and responded before taking off his headphones.
"Let's continue chatting," Mu Yunshu said with a smile.”
"Alright, then I'll ask you another question, Uncle," Zhou Dawei said. What's wrong? Uncle."
Halfway through his sentence, Lin Feng pointed at Mu Yunshu and covered his mouth with his hand, implying that his wife would not allow him to speak.
Mu Yunshu also noticed Lin Feng's actions and tried to smooth things over.""He has a stomachache."
However, after she finished speaking, Lin Feng still covered his mouth with his hand and did not say a word.
Mu Yunshu glared at him." I said your stomach hurts."”
Hearing this, Lin Feng finally reacted and quickly covered his abdomen with his hand.
"Why are you drooping?" Mu Yunshu was dissatisfied again.”
After saying that, she grabbed Lin Feng's hand and moved some distance up.
Lin Feng was a little confused.”
Seeing this, Zhou Dawei said with some emotion,"Aiya, auntie, your upbringing is really strict. Wherever you make uncle feel pain, he will feel pain!”
Everyone burst out laughing!
At the beginning of the show, Lin Feng had already shown his henpecked side. Mu Yunshu did not say anything. She only needed to look at him and Lin Feng would obediently submit.
He did not expect Lin Feng to be henpecked to a whole new level.
In the live broadcast room, bullet comments flooded the room, covering the entire screen. They were all teasing the two of them.
"Awesome. It's only today that I realize that this is what it means to be afraid of your wife!”
"D * mn, I used to think that my wife was strict with me. Now that I look at it, I'm so f * cking happy.”
"You'll feel pain wherever I tell you to. That's amazing. This is the highest realm of being henpecked by your wife!”
"Mourning for Lin Feng, haha!"
"I only need to be home before nine o'clock every night. I have three hundred yuan as pocket money every month. If I do something wrong, I'll just kneel on the keyboard.”
"I really envy people like you who have wives. For people like me, I can only quietly ask for a booty call.”
"F * ck! Upstairs, you have a lot of acting to do. Are you here to act tough again?”
This book comes from：m.funovel.com。