On the stage.
Mu Yunshu pretended not to hear Zhou Dawei's sigh and said with a smile,""Hehe, he has a stomachache and is not feeling well. You can ask me.”
Zhou Dawei continued to ask," I read your book just now. In the foreword, you mentioned that the scene when you returned to the village after the show was particularly spectacular, right?"”
"How do you call it spectacular?" Mu Yunshu replied. That's quite a spectacular sight!"
Then, she stood up and waved the same hand gesture as before. She said in an exaggerated tone,"That scene is really big. It's really noisy. Firecrackers are ringing, red flags are fluttering, and there are a lot of people…"
Mu Yunshu wanted to continue making up stories, but Lin Feng could not bear it anymore. He stopped wearing his earphones and realized that his wife had gone overboard with her boasting.
Lin Feng jogged over and took the earphones from Mu Yunshu.
"Little Zhou, I beg you, I'll put this thing on.”
Immediately, the live audience who understood the plot cheered and applauded. The applause was thunderous and resounded like a waterfall.
Mu Yunshu was so angry that a hint of anger appeared on her face. Then, she pulled the headphones off Lin Feng's head and held back her anger.
"Everything I said was fake, wasn't it?”
Lin Feng said with a bitter face,"It's true."
"You can't stand it anymore, can you?" Mu Yunshu asked again.”
"Yes, I can." Lin Feng said awkwardly.
"Then why did you put on your earphones?" Mu Yunshu shouted.”
Lin Feng rubbed his stomach and said aggrievedly,"My stomach hurts."
Many of the audience members could not close their mouths from laughing. What the hell was this stomach ache? How could this be related to the stomach?
Especially Lin Feng's twisted expression, which portrayed the image of not daring to be angry and not daring to speak very vividly. He was simply a representative of being afraid of his wife.
Although these were all characters from the skit, everyone still felt that it was very realistic when they saw this scene. They smiled knowingly.
On the Internet, everyone started to laugh.
"Haha, your acting is too good."
"To be reasonable, there's really no one who's afraid of his wife.”
"Haha, I just wanted to see Lin Feng suffer. It's going to be interesting.”
"Goddess Mu Yunshu's roar made Lin Feng tremble!”
"There's no need to roar. With a glance, Lin Feng shrank into a ball.”
"Hehe, to be honest, Mu Yunshu and Lin Feng are really good at acting!”
"Of course. It's not like you guys didn't see the first two programs. The three of them's acting skills are definitely on the line.”
"There's nothing to say. The championship is already in the bag.”
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On the stage.
The skit continued.
Mu Yunshu said impatiently,""Why are you so annoying? Little Zhou, continue asking. Ignore him.”
Zhou Dawei nodded awkwardly and said,"Yes, I know that after you became a celebrity, you've seen a lot of things and participated in a lot of activities, right?”
Mu Yunshu was stunned for a moment before she replied.
"That's quite a lot! Hehe, from day to night, the two of us perform everywhere, give speeches everywhere, and even cut ribbons for people!”
"Then the appearance fee should be quite a lot, right?" Zhou Dawei asked in surprise.”
Just as Mu Yunshu was about to speak, Lin Feng said truthfully,""She's eighty, I'm forty."
Mu Yunshu shot him an angry glance, then chuckled.""After tax."
"Then where are they cutting the ribbon?" Zhou Dawei asked curiously.”
Mu Yunshu stuttered and said ambiguously,""They are all large and medium-sized enterprises."
At this moment, Lin Feng revealed,"The big pancake shop, the blacksmith furnace."”
Seeing that he was about to speak again, Mu Yunshu hurriedly held him back and said,""Hey, there's a big chicken farm in our area. I cut the ribbon there.”
Lin Feng continued to speak expressionlessly.
" Yes, the day after she finished cutting, the chicken farm had bird flu. At that time, more than 10,000 chickens died. In the end, she was given a nickname,'One Cut and Gone.'"
Did you cut it?
Puff!
This time, even many of the older audience members could not help but burst out laughing. Some of the old men even coughed from laughing.
A Cut of Plum was an ancient Chinese name. In modern times, a famous singer used this name to make up a familiar song.
Therefore, many people understood the joke and laughed.
No one had expected that such a poetic and meaningful word could be used in this way.
More than 10,000 chickens had been cut off. Wasn't it just cutting them off?
Immediately, Mu Yunshu glared at Lin Feng and said angrily,""Will you suffocate to death if you don't speak? Can you suffocate to death?"
Lin Feng lowered his head and said softly,"I can go crazy from holding it in."
Mu Yunshu looked at him angrily and said,""Why is it so annoying? Look at you, I don't even care about talking about you. I just want to save you face.”
Then, she said to Zhou Dawei,"I don't care about him. Just say that he likes to go out and sing for others. Can he sing with his voice? That day, he went to the old people's home in our village to sing. There were a total of seven old men sitting under the tree. When he shouted, six of them fainted.”
Hearing this, Zhou Dawei said in surprise,"Isn't there another one?"
Mu Yunshu said," The other one is the dean. He won't let go of my hand. That guy is shaking it with all his might.'Big sister, big brother's voice is too sudden. I can't stand it. Let big brother go home. People need money to sing, but his singing is killing me!''”
"Hahaha!"
The audience felt like they were about to cry from laughing!
People need money to sing? His singing was deadly?
How unpleasant was his voice to describe?
In an instant, a large number of people below the stage could not hold it in anymore.
If they were asked to describe a person's singing as unpleasant, they could only say two sentences at most, such as being tone-deaf, wailing like a ghost, and so on.
But now, they had learned another move and broadened their horizons!
Your singing is so deadly! What could be more ruthless than these words? Even if he flipped through the idiom dictionary, he wouldn't be able to find such a vivid adjective!
Lin Feng couldn't take it anymore. For the first time, he refuted his wife and said,
"Hello, you even went to the mental hospital to give a speech for a day and a night.”
"What's wrong?" Mu Yunshu glanced at him. The mental patient has been discharged!"
At this moment, Zhou Dawei finally interjected and said in surprise,"It's effective!"
Lin Feng spread out his hands and revealed the result."The doctor is crazy."
When everyone heard how the couple hurt each other, they all laughed and slammed the table. These words were simply too much! They were all the best golden sentences of the year!
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