On the stage.
After the farce, the host continued to ask,"Please listen to the question. Who is the fastest person in history?”
Mu Yunshu quickly stood up and said,""Cao Cao!"
"Hmm?"
When she finished answering, everyone was puzzled. Why was it Cao Cao? Lin Feng, in particular, looked at Mu Yunshu in confusion.
"Because speak of the devil!" Mu Yunshu explained. That's why Cao Cao ran the fastest!"
With this answer, basically no one present could maintain their image. They all held their stomachs and laughed.
There was nothing wrong with this answer.
On the stage, Lin Feng said," What? Cao Cao is not an athlete."”
Mu Yunshu explained seriously,""He didn't say athletes, he said history. Isn't history Cao Cao?”
Lin Feng and the host were instantly helpless after hearing this explanation. In the end, they chose to cancel this question.
After voiding it, the host continued to ask,"Another netizen asked, what kind of exercise starts with a gong and ends with a gong and a drum, and there's a certain degree of danger?”
"Monkey show!" Lin Feng hurriedly answered!
" Monkey show isn't considered a sport," Mu Yunshu said helplessly." It's a form of art."”
"Styles and styles are not separated! Playing monkey tricks was dangerous. If he didn't do it well, the monkey would scratch him!”Lin Feng answered confidently.
When Lin Feng's reply was over, Mu Yunshu could not stand it anymore. She instantly felt extremely disgusted. She felt that Lin Feng was lowering her standards.
As for Lin Feng, he seemed to feel that he was a little unrefined, so he immediately accommodated him and hoped that his wife would not mind.
However, Mu Yunshu's mood was obvious. She did not want to pay attention to him for a moment, and she looked exhausted.
At this moment, the host spoke again." A netizen surnamed Qi is very happy to have a son. He wants the two elders to help him come up with a very nice name."”
Hearing the name, Lin Feng was delighted. This was his strength. He immediately raised his hand and stood up."Qi Delong!"
When the host heard this, he answered for the netizens,"Elegant but not loud!"
Mu Yunshu stood up and said,""Qi Dongqiang."
The host commented,"It's loud and not elegant."”
At this moment, Lin Feng seemed to have understood something. He immediately stood up and answered,"Qi Delong and Dong Qiang!"
" Hahahahaha!!!"
After hearing Lin Feng's funny answer, the audience burst into laughter.
In an instant, the applause drowned out all the voices in the venue, especially the laughter that had never stopped. It erupted again at this moment.
The happiest person was the director backstage. When Lin Feng finished saying that Qi Long was the strongest in the East, the viewership ratings had already reached a terrifying 6.991 points. It was about to break through 7 points.
Such a high viewership rating had already completely crushed the viewership ratings of all the satellite channels.
Although this might be temporary and the viewership ratings would plummet after the show ended, it was enough.
One had to know that if the viewership ratings were a little more terrifying, he might even break a new record. At that time, he would definitely be able to become the best director of a variety show in China.
This was the reputation he had dreamed of.
As his fame rose, his life would change again. Even the leaders of the major satellite channels would have to be polite to him when they saw him. All of this was uncertain.
At that time, there would be no need to look at other people's expressions. Everyone would have to look at their own colors. Whichever family they wanted to have higher viewership ratings would be higher.
Just thinking about it made him happy.
………………
The performance continued onstage.
Mu Yunshu was completely helpless against Lin Feng after this question. She did not even complain because she felt that it was lowering her status.
The host, Xiao Zhou, didn't think much of it. It was a question and answer anyway. The more real it was, the better.
Then, he continued to ask,"Next is the guessing segment. May I ask what the word is?”
Lin Feng was the first to stand up and answered,"Guang!"
The host nodded to confirm, then asked,"What about adding the word 'wood'?"
Just as Lin Feng was about to speak, Mu Yunshu hurriedly answered,""The bed!"
"What if we add another one?" Xiao Zhou smiled.”
Lin Feng did not give Mu Yunshu a chance to react. He stood up and shouted,""Double bed!"
Mu Yunshu was speechless.”
"A three-seater bed!" Lin Feng replied with a smile.”
Mu Yunshu looked helpless and tired as she asked,""What about adding ten wood?"
At this moment, Lin Feng seemed to have thought of something. He rolled his eyes and said,"Then it has to be called a kang!"
After he answered, the crowd burst into laughter again.
This time, everyone once again worshipped Lin Feng's comedic mind. A skit revolving around the Olympic theme could actually come up with so many jokes and so many burdens.
In the previous scene, Gong Feiyue and Huang Hong's skit was also about the Olympics. However, compared to Lin Feng's skit, the difference was not small.
There was no comparison at all. As the saying went, there was no harm without comparison. Thinking back to Gong Feiyue's works, whether it was the live audience, the audience in front of the TV, or those watching the live broadcast, they all understood.
Gong Feiyue's work was completely blown up!
On the stage.
The host, Xiao Zhou, was also amused by Lin Feng. He continued to ask with a smile,"Next, I'll act out an action. Guess what exercise I'm doing!”
With that, he began to do a set of Taiji Fist exercises.
After this exercise was done, almost everyone knew what exercise it was. It was obviously Taiji Fist.
In the early morning, whenever one walked to the entrance of a residential area or the square, they would see a group of elderly people practicing Tai Chi here.
Therefore, everyone was very familiar with this set of fist techniques.
However, after the host finished, Lin Feng hurriedly stood up to answer.
When everyone saw Lin Feng answer first, they thought that it was just a simple transition and that there would be no laughing matter. Suddenly, Lin Feng said,"This is mahjong!"
"Puff!"
After Lin Feng's reply, some of the people who were drinking directly spat out the water from their mouths. Their eyes bulged as they laughed, completely ignoring the water that flowed out from the corners of their mouths.
It was too f * cking funny. Taiji Fist was said to be playing mahjong. This was simply f * cking funny to the next level.
Mu Yunshu stood up and said unhappily,""Why don't you know anything about this? This is obviously Taiji."
"Yes, Tai Chi."”
"He's very obvious. He's just playing mahjong," Lin Feng said with certainty.”
The emcee couldn't take it anymore. This was clearly Taiji Fist, alright? He hurriedly asked,"Why are you playing mahjong?"
Lin Feng repeated the host's actions and said,"Look, this is not shuffling, stacking cards, drawing cards, looking at cards, drawing cards, looking at cards, and it's a tie. He even touched himself!
The crowd burst into laughter.
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