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50 I don’t have the guts

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"I can't stand it," Mu Yunshu said mockingly. I can't stand you."

The host quickly changed the topic.

"Aiya, let's take a look at the support rate online. Good friends, the support rate on the Internet now, the auntie has already surpassed the uncle.”

Mu Yunshu immediately became smug and said,""Look at my popularity."

Lin Feng retorted without hesitation,"That's infuriating." I didn't answer too many questions either."

Mu Yunshu continued to mock him.”

the host replied.

"Yes. Good, dear friends, then our Q A session is over. Then, in the next segment, he would give the two athletes a final statement, telling them about his love for the Olympic flame, so that he could get one last vote for himself. Who's first?"

Just as Lin Feng was about to get up, he was stopped by Mu Yunshu.

"Sit down. It's none of your business.”

"Ah, auntie, please go first."”

Mu Yunshu swaggered over to the microphone, and for a moment, she looked intimidating.

She coughed and recovered her emotions. Then, she spoke with an extremely confident voice.

"Thank you to Capital TV, thank you to Central TV for the live broadcast, and in the future, I will very likely thank CCTV. Today, on this special occasion, I want to reveal a secret that has been hidden for many years.

I was a premature baby and was fated with fire since I was young. When I was three or four years old, I started playing with fire. I once caused a fire at home. When I was five or six years old, I accidentally fell into a brazier. To this day, I still have a birthmark on my buttocks. When I was in my teens, I boarded a train and came to Huojiatun. After being introduced by a cook, I got to know this black soil that made me fire in my previous life.

From then on, I lived a life of misery and suffering. I spent a lot of time wondering why I came to the human world in such a hurry. Why did I form an indissolvable bond with fire? Today, I finally understood that I was born to be an Olympic torchbearer!”

As soon as she finished speaking, the audience applauded and shouted," Good!". The host also applauded. Just as he finished thanking the auntie, Mu Yunshu immediately interrupted him to show that she had not finished speaking.

"Last night, my mother warned me!”

When Lin Feng heard this, he immediately said hurriedly,"Hey, hey, hey, you can't say that. Your mother has been gone for 30 years!”

Mu Yunshu did not get angry when she was interrupted. Instead, she replied directly,""Can't I go to my dreams?"

Hearing this, Lin Feng was helpless and did not dare to say anything. The image of a henpecked husband was once again played out.

The live audience also laughed and continued to listen to Mu Yunshu.

"My mom said, Xiao Yun, you are the only one who can carry the Olympic torch. Because you were born next to a fire!”

Lin Feng couldn't stand it anymore. He lowered his head and said shyly,""Aiya, mom, your mom should say that you were born on a rocket!”

"My mom also said that your dad and I will take away anyone who fights with you for the position of torchbearer!”Mu Yunshu said angrily when she heard that her husband was not giving her face.

Hearing this, Lin Feng was so scared that he collapsed on his seat and pretended to be frightened.

The host laughed and applauded Mu Yunshu's statement. After the applause, he immediately walked up to the uncle and let Lin Feng speak.

Lin Feng waved his hand and replied awkwardly,""What's the point of stating this? You're risking your life. I'm not going to do it. This was too ruthless and scary. She even brought up her mother!”

When Mu Yunshu heard this, she extended her hand confidently and called out from time to time,""You go!"

Lin Feng wasn't stupid. He didn't dare to reply and said directly,"I don't have the guts to do that. How about this? I'll forfeit and let my wife go. I'll just clean up and do some charity.”

The host repeated in surprise,""Uncle, you forfeited?"

Lin Feng waved his hands." That's right. I don't have the guts."”

Hearing that the uncle had forfeited, the host could only follow the rules and go to the microphone to announce the final winner.

"I will now announce the final candidates for the village committee for this year's Olympic Games!”

When he said this, Mu Yunshu stood up excitedly and waved at the audience, as if she was 100% sure that she would be the winner.

Lin Feng, on the other hand, was sitting in his seat and clapping.

However, in the next second, Mu Yunshu walked away, feeling wronged. This was because the host's next name was Hei Tu.

This frightened Lin Feng. He quickly chased after her and saw Mu Yunshu crying.

Hei Tu, who Lin Feng was playing, was an honest man. At this moment, he appeared to be very henpecked and loved his wife very much. He hurriedly advised him to stop.

"Honey, honey, are you going home?"

"I'll become a monk!" Mu Yunshu said anxiously. I can't take it anymore. You can't play like this. It's already been half a year since they promoted me. Why did Old Li say that I've already accepted the gift? Don't embarrass me.”

Lin Feng immediately understood and hurriedly said,"Husband, husband, calm down, calm down. It's an honor for either of us to be the torchbearer.”

Mu Yunshu said aggrievedly," No, I can't take it. What am I supposed to do if you become popular?"”

Lin Feng quickly promised," Why would I be popular? I can't be popular. Be obedient. Be good."”

Mu Yunshu was still worried." You're famous now. Don't bully me like how I bully you!"”

At this moment, everyone understood.

He was truly afraid of the Black Earth Uprising.

Finally, after Lin Feng's repeated reassurance, Mu Yunshu felt better.

However, he still asked with a sobbing tone,"Then do you still care about me?"

"I do!" Lin Feng quickly replied.

"Are you trying to fool me?" Mu Yunshu asked.”

"Vaguely!" Lin Feng replied again.

"Are you going to serve me?" Mu Yunshu asked, still sobbing. Are you afraid of me?"

The skill subconsciously answered both questions."I'm not only afraid of you, but I'm also afraid of your mother.”

After saying that, the crowd burst into continuous laughter as if they had agreed on it.

When the comedy artists backstage saw this, they applauded one after another. They all expressed that it was awesome. The burden was actually waiting for everyone here.

It was indeed a chain of events.

Mu Yunshu struck while the iron was hot.”

"Try it," Lin Feng said sincerely.”

Lin Feng said as Mu Yunshu used it.

"Drink some water, shut up, rub your legs, and kiss the old ghost!”

This time, she really went up and kissed him, causing waves of screams.

Finally, they managed to coax him back. At the end of the program, the host asked Lin Feng to give his acceptance speech. Lin Feng was immediately unhappy.

"Host, when I went on another Xiao Zhou's show in the past, I was always asked to perform at the end. After I finish my acceptance speech, will you let me perform too?”

Zhou Dawei and Mu Yunshu were stunned at the same time. The script was not like this, but his good professionalism made him quickly cooperate.

"Alright, then I'll leave the stage to you.”

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