Journey to the West: Laozi tricked the Three Realms
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On this day, Lin Ran invited a group of demon kings and got drunk.

Just as he was sleeping soundly, Lin Ran suddenly felt a faint sense of danger and swept his soul.

He laughed!

He saw two ghosts, one holding the Ghost Banner and the other holding the Soul Summoning Rope, trying to seduce his soul.

Perhaps they realized that Lin Ran was not to be trifled with, the two ghosts had both reached the Golden Immortal realm.

If it was the Monkey Sun from his previous life, his soul might have been stolen away.

However, the current Lin Ran was much stronger than the damn monkey back then. These two ghosts used all their methods but were unable to move Lin Ran.

"Trash!" Lin Ran suddenly sat up and looked at the two ghosts with a lightning-like gaze.

"Not good!" When they realized that Lin Ran had woken up, the two Golden Immortal state ghosts reacted quickly and ran away.

However, with a flick of Lin Ran's finger, the two of them froze there.

He had originally wanted to kill these two ghosts with a flick of his finger and then go seek revenge from King Yama.

However, just as Lin Ran was about to kill the two ghosts with a flick of his finger and use this opportunity to go down to the underworld to play, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration and thought of something even more fun.

With a snap of his fingers, Lin Ran removed the immobilizing spell on the two ghosts.

"Do you want to die or live?"

The two ghosts looked at each other and knelt down in front of Lin Ran,""If you want to live, please spare my life, Great Immortal!"

Of course, they did not want to die. Right now, they were already ghosts. If they died, their souls would really dissipate.

" Very good." Lin Ran nodded." The second question, do you want to be a ghost or a living person?”

The two ghosts were stunned. One of the ghosts smiled bitterly and said,"Exalted Immortal, you might not know this, but the two of us have been dead for an unknown number of years. Our physical bodies have long turned into nothingness, and our soul imprints have been sealed in the Life and Death Book.”

"Of course I know that." Lin Ran nodded." But since I've asked, I naturally have my ways to bring the two of you back to life. However, I also have my request. After returning to the sun, the two of you must follow me for 100,000 years.”

100,000 years was not a short time, but compared to being a ghost forever and being at the mercy of others, the two ghosts were not stupid and would naturally make the right choice.

Sure enough, the next second, the two ghosts kowtowed to Lin Ran at the same time,""Exalted Immortal, as long as you can save the two of us from the pain of eternal oblivion, the two of us are willing to follow you forever.”

"Very good!" Lin Ran nodded.

" Pa!" Lin Ran threw out a large book. It was densely packed with male faces, from the east to the west, from the yellow to the black, there was everything.

"You can choose any two faces!”

"Just these two!" The two ghosts were skeptical and chose the two Chinese.

"Next is the moment to witness a miracle!”Lin Ran directly grabbed a handful of soil from the ground and mixed it with the water from the Water Curtain Cave. The system activated, and a faint pain came from the depths of his soul. A mysterious power circulated, and in the next second, two male bodies appeared.

" This..." The two Golden Celestial Stage ghosts were stunned.

After he reacted, he looked at Lin Ran in shock,""You are Mother Nuwa's…"

As everyone knew, only Mother Nuwa knew how to create humans from earth.

However, as Golden Celestial Stage powerhouses, these two ghosts still had a certain understanding of Nuwa's creation of humans.

Even the legendary Goddess Nüwa needed to use the Nine Heavens Breathing Earth and the Heavenly River Water, as well as the vital essence, to create humans.

However, Lin Ran could create a human with just a handful of soil and some water?

Could it be that the Lin Ran in front of him was even more awesome than the legendary Nüwa?

At this moment, the two Golden Celestial Stage ghosts cursed Hades in their hearts.

Seizing the soul of an existence that was even more powerful than Mother Nuwa…wasn't this courting death?

If not done well, the entire Netherworld would suffer a calamity.

What the two ghosts didn't know was that Lin Ran didn't know anything about the exquisite Dao of creating humans. He was only rewarded by the system, so he naturally knew it.

"What are the two of you standing there for? Hurry up and try it out to see if it suits you.”Lin Ran said.

At this moment, Lin Ran was also a little excited.

Damn it, making a baby! If word got out, how awesome would it be!

" Oh." The two ghosts reacted and rushed into the two physical bodies with a perturbed mood.

Time suddenly fell silent.

Lin Ran stared at him without blinking.

Suddenly, a body sat up from the ground and looked at his hand in disbelief. In order to make it feel real, he slapped himself twice again and felt the burning pain.

The figure laughed foolishly." Aiyo, I'm alive! I'm alive! I'm really alive!"”

At the same time, another figure stood up.

The two mighty powerhouses at the Golden Celestial Stage looked at each other and began to fight like barbarians. They punched each other and hugged each other tightly.

Seeing this scene, Lin Ran was filled with a sense of accomplishment!

At the same time, Lin Ran was also curious about how Hades would feel when he found out about this.

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