On this day, Lin Ran ended his trip to Jambu State and took a boat to the West Ox State!
As soon as he stepped onto the land, a loud and clear singing voice came from the wind.
"Look at the chessboard and axe handle on the mountain. They're already rotten."
"I'm still chopping trees, tinkling"
" Clouds and mist float by the cliff, I walk slowly."
"Selling firewood to buy wine to drink, who can relieve my pride?”
"On a cool autumn night, I lay my head on pine roots"
"Looking at the bright full moon until dawn"
……
" When I'm free, I'll quietly come to the place where they give lectures to listen to and read a passage of 'Huangting'"
This song seemed to have a strange power that calmed one's mind and cleansed one's soul.
Li Jing and his son, who had been following Lin Ran, were shocked. Their eyes were filled with ecstasy.
"I've hit the jackpot!" The two of them roared in their hearts.
The song contained the laws of the Great Dao. If they could grasp it well, they might be able to use this opportunity to break through to a higher level!
All these years, she had been by Lin Ran's side and worked hard all day. At this moment, all her hard work finally paid off!
Just as the two of them were about to comprehend it without caring about anything else, an angry voice came from beside them.
"Who the f * ck sings so badly that it dirties my ears? Get out here!”
"Clang!" All the insights instantly vanished, and Li Jing and his son almost fainted.
On the other side, Patriarch Subhuti, who had transformed into a woodcutter, was also unable to catch his breath. His face was red from holding it in. When he reacted, he wanted nothing more than to strangle Lin Ran to death.
Suppressing his anger, Patriarch Subhuti appeared and walked in front of Lin Ran.
"Little brother, greetings!"
"Courtesy my ass!" Lin Ran opened his mouth and spat on Patriarch Subhuti's face. His eyes were wide open, and he looked like he would fight if he did not agree."You old fellow, your singing is so bad, yet you still have the cheek to show it off. Fortunately, you met me this time. What if you scare the children at night?”
"Even if it can't scare the children, it's not good to scare the flowers and plants!”
"To put it nicely, this is noise pollution. To put it bluntly, this is murder!”
Lin Ran stood at the highest point of morality and a series of questions gushed out, making Li Jing and his son dumbfounded!
"What this monkey said seems to make sense. His singing doesn't seem to be very good.”A thought involuntarily grew in his heart.
Patriarch Subhuti was still Patriarch Subhuti after all, he wasn't fooled by Lin Ran.""Little brother, you might not know this, but my singing was given to me by an old immortal. If I can sing it a few times a day, not only will I be immune to all diseases, but I can also prolong my life and produce blessings!”
"I don't believe you!" Lin Ran looked disdainful." In my opinion, you're just a conman. You want to lie to me? I won't fall for it."”
"Uh." No matter how good Patriarch Subhuti's temperament was, he couldn't help but feel a little angry."Little brother, I'm telling the truth. The mountain in front of you is called the Mountain of Spiritual Platform and Heart. There's a cave on the mountain called the Crescent Tristar Cave, and there's a Bodhi Patriarch who lives there. He was the one who taught me this song. If little brother doesn't believe me, you can go and check it out. I see that little brother's appearance is extraordinary. Perhaps the immortals will take you as a disciple and teach you spells!”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for activating the mission.”
The system's voice sounded in Lin Ran's mind.
"Option 1: Accept Patriarch Subhuti's suggestion and head to Mount Innerheart's Bodhi Cave to learn from him. Lifespan of a thousand years."
" Option 2: Refuse Patriarch Subhuti's invitation once. Reward: Universe Creator.”
" Option 3: Refuse Patriarch Subhuti's invitation three times. Reward: The Tathagata Divine Palm.”
"I choose three!" Lin Ran thought.
"No!" After making his choice, Lin Ran rejected Patriarch Subhuti's invitation,""What immortal? In my opinion, you're all in cahoots. You want to lie to me. I'm warning you, if you dare to say another word, believe it or not, I'll blow your head off.”
"..." Even Patriarch Subhuti couldn't protect Lin Ran, who was an untouchable person.
Fortunately, Li Jing and his son reacted at the critical moment and pulled Lin Ran back."Great King, we've been searching for so many years, but we haven't found anything. Why don't we go and take a look?”
"Bullshit!" Lin Ran slapped Li Jing's head, causing him to stagger."This time, I've lost a lot of good spring scenery. Why don't I sleep and dream about the fragrance of the grass?”
"Sleep your ass!" Li Jing, his son, and Patriarch Subhuti cursed inwardly.
"Since little brother doesn't believe me, then I have nothing else to say.”Seeing that Immortal Shows the Way was not going to work, Patriarch Subhuti decided to retreat and think of another way.
"Wait, did I let you go?" At this moment, Lin Ran called out to Patriarch Subhuti.
"Little brother, is there anything else?" Patriarch Subhuti thought that Lin Ran had changed his mind and smiled.
" Of course," Lin Ran nodded seriously. Under the expectant gazes of Patriarch Bodhi and Li Jing, Lin Ran slowly said,""The song you sang was too awful. Weifang, if you go out and cause trouble in the future, I've decided to teach you a song.”
"Singing?" Patriarch Subhuti was stunned.
" That's right." Lin Ran nodded." This song is easy to learn and suitable for both young and old. The name of this song is Meow Like a Cat." Let me remind you in advance, if you can't learn it, I'll beat you up!”
"Plop!"
Patriarch Subhuti staggered and nearly fell to the ground.
After a full six hours, Patriarch Subhuti finally returned to the Three Stars Cave, swaying. At this moment, he looked like he was out of his mind, and his mind was filled with thoughts of 'meow meow'.'
"I've met my nemesis!”Patriarch Subhuti finally murmured, his eyes filled with lingering fear!
It was worth mentioning that the song Meowing Like a Cat later spread throughout the Three Realms and became an extremely effective means of punishing those immortals who made mistakes!
It had even reached the point where everyone's face would turn pale at the mention of cats!
Patriarch Subhuti spent three whole days waking up from the nightmare of meowing like a cat.
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