Yang Fan looked at the empty living room and picked up the phone helplessly.
"Hello, this is the mushroom house. What would you like to order?”This phone was the exclusive phone of the mushroom house and the guests. Other than the guests, no one would call this number.
When the woman heard this familiar voice, she smiled."Yang Fan, long time no see!"
Yang Fan was slightly stunned." It's you. What did you order?"”
The female guest didn't know whether to laugh or cry." Yang Fan, we haven't seen each other for so long. Don't you have anything else to say?"”
Must it be so official? This would give people the feeling that they were not very familiar with each other!
Yang Fan wiped his hair with a towel in one hand and held the phone in the other."Yes, long time no see. How much weight have you gained?”
'Ding…from Liu Nihuang's distress points 159…'
"You're still the same as before. Forget it, forget it. I'll just order.”The female guest was almost angered to death by Yang Fan's words. Who would ask a girl how much weight she had gained the moment she opened her mouth?
"Why didn't you do this earlier? Tell me, what do you want?”Yang Fan put down the towel in his hand and asked.
"I want some sugar and oil. I have two friends sitting beside me. You know one of them.”After Liu Nihuang asked for Yang Fan's permission, she handed the phone to her companion.
"Yang Fan, you've finally made a comeback. I've been waiting so long that the flowers have withered.”Hu Changsu said excitedly.
Hearing this familiar voice, Yang Fan was amused."Old Hu, you are at most a grass. At most, you will wither a little. It's not your turn to thank me.”
"Hahahaha, why can't it be my turn? I'll get to go bald sooner or later.”Hu Changsu was the best at self-deprecating.
Yang Fan was amused again,"This is the truth."”
"Hey, Yang Fan, are you starting to go bald? I heard that taking care of a child is very tiring. I haven't seen you for five years. Would he be covered in grease and suffer from severe baldness?”
Hu Changsu was very rude in front of his true friends, especially when this person was the famous troublemaker Yang in the entertainment industry.
Therefore, he spoke without any scruples!
Yang Fan rolled his eyes." You can go home. If you insist on coming, then eat air!"”
After saying that, Yang Fan directly hung up the phone!
At the same time, she couldn't help but rub her hair with a towel to make it loose.
However, she had just washed her hair. How loose could her hair be?
"Little Monkey Zi, where's your hairdryer? Let me use it." He had just finished washing his hair and Old Hu was coming.
Wasn't he at a disadvantage?
Anyone with wet hair would feel that there were not many hairs on their head, right?
They hadn't seen each other for five years, so they couldn't lose their momentum at the beginning!
He could imagine that when Old Hu came on stage, he must have done his hair for a long time and blown it high. He had just taken a shower and his hair was still wet. He was at a disadvantage.
Little Monkey Zi turned on the hairdryer speechlessly and blew on Yang Fan personally. At the same time, he said with a look of disdain,"Go ahead and be smug!"
"What do you mean by smug? This is clearly Old Hu bullying us too much!”
Little Monkey Zi was speechless again." You're the one who went too far. You hung up on him."”
"He said I was bald!"
Little Monkey Zi was speechless.
"Good job, I support you!" What a joke, he actually dared to call his handsome husband bald. He couldn't tolerate it, he definitely couldn't tolerate it!
Yang Fan instantly smiled. As expected of his wife!
Teacher Huang was busy making breakfast in the kitchen. When she saw that Yang Fan and Little Monkey Zi were actually having fun, she couldn't help but feel a little anxious.
"Yang Fan, who's here?"
"There should be three people. One is Liu Nihuang and the other is Hu Changsu.”
"What about the other one?"
"I don't know…"
" Ding…from Teacher Huang's distress points 99…"
"What did you order then?"
"Sweet Oil Daddy."
"What else?"
"I don't know…"
" Ding…from Teacher Huang's distress points 123…"
"Then when will we arrive?"
"I don't know…"
" Ding…from Teacher Huang's distress points 159…"
"So, you answered a phone call, and all you heard was a sweet and oily shit, and then that's it?”Teacher Huang was speechless. This, this call was picked up by Yang Fan. He didn't know what to say.
"I also know that there will be three guests this time, and I know two of them." Yang Fan corrected him very seriously.”
Teacher Huang: "…Mm, okay, I got it. Yang Fan, in the future, let Peng Peng do the work of answering the phone. He's more experienced.”
Yang Fan was speechless.
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