Yang Fan had Little Monkey Zi do his hair as if he was his idol. Then, he sat upright in the living room and planned to wait quietly for Hu Changsu and the others to arrive.
Zhang Ershan held the side dish that he had just picked from the ground and could not help but say to Yang Fan,"Brother-in-law, everyone is busy. Do you have the cheek to sit here like Fo-er?”
"Do you need me to light two sticks of incense for you? You can blow on it when you have nothing to do. At least it can relieve your boredom.”Zhang Ershan once again activated the skill,'If you don't court death, you won't die'.
Yang Fan silently carried Qi Qi to the side to avoid being splashed with blood.
Unexpectedly, Yang Fan did not immediately fly into a rage. Instead, he smiled and said to Zhang Ershan,"Sure, I'm bored. Is there incense in the mushroom house? Come and play with me for a while."
Zhang Ershan was dumbfounded. He could not help but reach out and touch Yang Fan's head."You don't have a fever. Why are you talking nonsense?”
"Sis, what's wrong with my brother-in-law?" Zhang Ershan looked at Little Monkey Zi blankly.
Little Monkey Zi was also at a loss. However, according to her many years of understanding of Yang Fan, this was definitely not an ordinary matter!
"Just go and get it. Why are you talking so much nonsense?”Little Monkey Zi glared at him. Zhang Ershan immediately put down the scallions in his hand and went to look for incense obediently.
Yang Fan stopped Zhang Ershan and said,"Come back."”
"What? Brother-in-law, what can I do for you?" Zhang Ershan asked nervously. His brother-in-law was not normal today, so he waited on him a little more slowly.
"Give me the green onion first." Yang Fan snatched the scallions from Zhang Ershan's hand and then seriously peeled them.
Zhang Ershan was dumbfounded again. He could not help but mutter,"Sis, are you sure my brother-in-law doesn't need to take some medicine?”
This Yang Fan suddenly stopped bullying Zhang Ershan. Zhang Ershan was still a little uncomfortable.
Not to mention Zhang Ershan, even the others were not used to it. One by one, they focused their gazes on Yang Fan in unison, planning to see what Yang Fan wanted to do!
"Hurry up and find Xiang. Won't you know when Xiang comes?”Little Monkey Zi urged.
"That's true." Zhang Ershan blinked and said.”
"Teacher He, Teacher Huang, is there incense in the mushroom house?”
"Is electric mosquito coil okay?" Mr. He weakly raised the electric mosquito coil and looked at Zhang Ershan quietly.
The corner of Zhang Ershan's mouth twitched fiercely. Big Brother, are you kidding me?
Mr. He was just saying that. He didn't really intend to directly give Zhang Ershan the electric mosquito coil.
After a while, Mr. He took out a bunch of incense sticks for Bodhisattva from the house. He didn't know what the mushroom house was used for.
However, at least he found the incense.
Zhang Ershan tentatively placed the incense on the table in front of Yang Fan and said,""Brother-in-law, the incense is here. Do you want me to light it for you?”
"Light it." Yang Fan said as he peeled the onions. He knew that he had finished the last onion in his hand. Then, he raised his head and shouted at Qi Qi, who was standing at the side,"Qi Qi, come here."
Qiqi was playing with the doll that Zhang Ershan had brought over. When she saw her father calling her, she hurriedly ran over with the doll and called out sweetly,"Daddy."
"Qi Qi, do you know who the doll in your hand is?”Yang Fan asked.
Qi Qi looked at the doll in his hand and said happily,"Little Swallow Gege!"
"Yes, that's right. It's Little Swallow Gege. Then, does Qi Qi like Little Swallow Gege?”
"I like it."
"Do you want to be a little swallow?"
"Yes! Daddy, osmund, osmund must be a swallow, osmund, osmund must be a swallow.”Qi Qi's eyes sparkled. She liked the lively little swallow Ge Ge!
"Hmm, then do you still remember that Little Swallow and the others were once drugged by someone and all their money was stolen? Later on, Little Swallow and the others went back to settle the score with the thief and stuffed a bunch of Bodhisattva cigarettes into his nostrils?”Yang Fan said with a smile.
Zhang Ershan's heart turned cold!
He finally knew why Yang Fan had asked him to take the incense. He wanted Qi Qi to follow suit and use his nostrils as an incense burner to recreate the scene!
"Brother-in-law, these incense sticks are damp and can't be lit!”Fortunately, Zhang Ershan's hands were not so fast, and he did not light the incense immediately.
But even so, it was still too late.
Qi Qi smiled as she approached Zhang Ershan and said in a childish voice,""Uncle is the best to Qiqi. Uncle, can you play with Qiqi?”
"…How can I say that it's not good?"”
"No!" Little Monkey Zi and Yang Fan said in unison.
Zhang Ershan let out a long sigh." Forget it, forget it. I'll go all out for Qi Qi!"”
It was not like he had never experienced this kind of scenario when he was acting. Couldn't he just pretend that he was on set?
As long as Qi Qi was happy, anything was fine!
Qiqi happily pulled Zhang Ershan to the side to play. Soon, Zhang Ershan's screams came from the side.
Yang Fan couldn't bear it and covered his ears!
"It's not easy for Zhang Ershan to live until today.”Old Hu's amazed voice came from the door.
Yang Fan was amused." Old Hu, you've reminded me. I'll give Zhang Ershan personal accident insurance tomorrow."”
Zhang Ershan was speechless.
Hu Changsu was speechless.
Liu Nihuang was speechless.
Wu Feiliu was speechless.
The others were speechless.
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