"If you guys are unhappy about anything, you can say it and let everyone be happy!”
Su Han said.
Puchi...
Hahaha…
The audience laughed again.
This host was too funny.
Pleasure Points 2
Pleasure Points 1
Pleasure Points 3
Pleasure Points 1
……
The audience reacted strongly!
Su Han continued while the iron was hot.
"We're all young people. I believe many of you have reached the age to talk about marriage, right?”
Everyone nodded.
Many of them were young people.
Many of them were single, but they couldn't find a suitable partner.
"I've done some research. In the process of dating, girls usually have a lot of requirements for boys. Most of them are material requirements.”
"In my opinion, love should be more noble. There shouldn't be so many material requirements, okay?”
Su Han acted as if he was very noble.
The audience booed.
"Cough cough, don't shush!" "Take me for example. I have no material requirements for girls!" Su Han said seriously.”
Hearing this.
Everyone pricked up their ears.
She wanted to know what Su Han's opinion was.
Who would have thought?
His next sentence took a sharp turn.
"Really, because I have nothing!”
Puff!
Everyone burst into laughter.
As expected!
It was still a familiar routine!
This guy!
You don't have anything, and you still have the nerve to ask for material things from a girl?
How shameless!
Just when everyone thought that Su Han was quite thick-skinned.
Then came the words that subverted her worldview.
"For example, I don't require a girl to own a house. Even if you do, I don't require you to add my name to the property ownership certificate!”
Su Han said proudly.
"Besides, if you have a mortgage, it really doesn't matter. Let's live a good life together. As for your mortgage…you can pay it back slowly!”
It was another twist.
"As for the car, I don't expect girls to have a car, but if you have one, I'll sit obediently. If you want me to drive, you can, but you have to pay first!”
How shameless!
"Besides, I don't interfere with a girl's private life. If you like to hang out with a lot of girls, go ahead.”
"Because I also like to hang out with a group of girls!”
The last sentence fell.
Pa, pa, pa!
Hahaha…
"Aiyo!"
"I can't take it anymore!"
"What a joke!"
"This is too f * cking funny!"
Accompanied by bursts of laughter, the entire venue suddenly rang out with warm applause.
Su Han's talk show was amazing!
The atmosphere at the scene finally heated up!
The few brothers who were about to fall asleep when they first arrived were now as if they had been injected with chicken blood. Their palms were numb from slapping!
Even the leaders in the monitoring room could not help but laugh when they saw this scene.
"This Little Su is quite something!”
Jianguo Chen looked at Su Han, who was speaking confidently on the stage, and nodded slightly to express his approval.
"Let's see what he has to say next. I think there's a chance!”
Hu Xin was also very excited.
After all, Su Han was her man.
Only Zhao Wenlan still had a look of disdain on her face.
In her opinion, this kind of trash show that only knew how to talk and tell funny jokes would not be popular at all.
If they had the funds to produce a show that was destined to fail, they might as well take out more money for their film and television department to purchase the film and television rights.
On the field.
Looking at the overwhelming cheers and applause, Su Han knew that he had a good start.
He immediately pressed his hand down.
"Alright, thank you for your applause. Actually, you can take a few less.”
Hearing this.
The audience was puzzled.
Didn't he want them to applaud just now?
Why did he want them to take two less shots now?
He looked at everyone's puzzled gazes.
"It's mainly because I'm afraid that the production team doesn't have enough money and the leaders will beat me to death!" Su Han said with a pained face.”
"Because every time you take a picture, I will say in my heart, 10 dollars, 10 dollars, 10 dollars again…My heart hurts!”
As soon as he finished speaking.
"Hahahahaha…"
Everyone burst into laughter.
Then, the applause became even more intense!
It couldn't be stopped!
Su Han, on the other hand, cooperatively revealed an extremely pained expression.
The applause lasted for half a minute.
Only then did it gradually stop.
Su Han wiped the non-existent sweat on his forehead and changed his expression to a serious one.
"All of you should know that I've walked step by step to where I am today. With my own fans and my own program, I can already be considered a successful person!”
As soon as he said this.
The audience booed again.
Su Han did not pause and continued,"Actually, I'm not an ordinary person!”
Everyone was stunned.
Could it be that this clown had another identity?
"That's right, I'm actually a big shot!”
Su Han raised his voice.
" I used to be a special forces soldier and studied psychology. I once broke into the intelligence system of the island nation and obtained ten top-secret documents, causing the war conspiracy to go bankrupt..."
"Then, he went to the battlefield to rescue 3,000 hostages and was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize, but he rejected it on the spot!”
"Later on, I participated in the presidential election of the M Nation and lost by one vote. In addition, I was the only legal heir of the four major financial groups in Asia, and my net worth was trillions!”
As soon as he said this.
Everyone gasped!
F * ck!
The host was so awesome?
More people did not believe it.
After all, wasn't this too ridiculous?
You're so awesome, yet you're here to be a host?
Wasn't a luxury car, a young model, a luxury yacht, and a private jet fragrant?
At this moment, the eyes of a few young people in the crowd suddenly lit up.
Where had they heard these words before?
He then carefully examined Su Han's face.
He was instantly excited.
F * ck!
Wasn't this the person who was about to shake?
At this moment, Su Han saw that the atmosphere had reached a peak.
Hence, she increased her volume.
He shouted.
"Sigh, I originally planned to get along with you as an ordinary person, but in exchange, I distanced myself from you.”
"Stop pretending. I'll lay my cards on the table."
"Actually, everything I said just now was all nonsense!”
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