Me! Being funny makes you stronger.
27 Isn’t it infuriating?

Su Huohuo

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The moment these words came out, the entire crowd exploded!

"Hahaha…I'm dying of laughter. So it was all your bragging, host. I almost believed it!”

"It's too funny, especially that sentence about wanting to get along with you guys as ordinary people, but I didn't expect to be alienated in return…This sentence is too funny!”

"Stop pretending. I'll lay my cards on the table. Actually, I'm also a rich man. I've once reached a strategic partnership with the Rich Goose Company, and I've also had long-term business dealings with the trillion-dollar National Communication Group!!”

"What's with the host's brain? Why do you have so many strange jokes? This show is so good!"

"That's right, this trip was really worth it! With such a funny program, I don't even want to pay for it. I want to watch it even if I have to pay for it!”

"Well said. Host, I want to applaud you again. After all, it's ten yuan per round!”

"Hahaha…"

The entire recording studio was filled with a joyous atmosphere, and the audience's emotions were completely aroused.

Waves of applause followed.

Su Han held back his excitement and tried his best to control the emotions on his face.

As a host, he couldn't smile. He even had to look serious.

This was because the audience would find it funny if he said it in such a serious manner.

Su Han adjusted his train of thought.

He continued.

"Cough cough, I'm sorry, everyone. I don't have any other problems, but I like to brag!”

"I knew it!"

The audience burst into laughter.

"Actually, I'm poor!"

Su Han's face revealed sadness.

"When I was young, I rode a broken bicycle and ate pickles and cabbages. I watched others drive big cars, eat meat and drink wine, and live in a big city. I was so envious!”

His face was full of longing.

"When I grew up, I worked hard and finally got to drive a car, eat meat and drink alcohol!”

His expression began to look proud.

"But when I turned around, I saw those people riding bicycles again, eating wild vegetables that they didn't eat when they were young, and they didn't drink anymore. They even lived in the mountains!”

"Don't you think it's infuriating?”

Su Han revealed a dumbfounded and puzzled expression.

"What are these pigs trying to do? Can you inform me in advance?"

"If I had known this would happen, I would have waited for them!”

"I'm so tired!"

Su Han had a helpless expression.

Let him finish.

The audience laughed again.

"Hahaha, well said, host! I also have deep feelings! These days, the rich did not like to live in the city anymore. They all ran to the countryside. He really did not know what they were thinking.”

"Who says so? We villagers are desperately trying to get into the city, but these city people are running to the countryside all day long. They still have to eat wild vegetables and live in private houses. They call it experiencing the countryside. These city people really know how to have fun!”

"Hahaha…you're absolutely right. I've seen people like this before. In the past, many city dwellers came to our hometown to experience harvesting rice and harvesting rice.”

"Hahaha…I've learned. I'll go back to my hometown tomorrow and wait for them. I don't want to work hard anymore.”

……

Accompanied by the laughter and discussion of the audience.

The leaders in the monitoring room were stunned.

Su Han was too good at this!

Where did he get so many interesting and funny jokes?

Moreover, the entire performance was off-script.

In other words, he made up all these jokes on the spot?

Amazing!

Chen Jianguo's initial worry had turned into gratification and satisfaction.

His old face was smiling like a chrysanthemum.

Sometimes, he would even laugh with the audience.

Although Hu Xin tried her best to maintain her emotions in front of the leader, her tightly clenched hands also showed that her heart was not calm.

As the director with the least experience in the station, she had placed all her hopes on Su Han's show.

If the show became a hit, no one would be able to shake her position.

If the show failed…

Then she would lose the general manager's trust, and even her position as the director would be replaced.

Fortunately…

She won the bet!

This newcomer who had just joined the company for a day had given her too many surprises!

Her judgment was right!

On the other hand, the director of the film and television department, Zhao Wenlan, had an extremely ugly expression on her face.

She really couldn't understand how a glib show could make so many live audience members laugh and clap.

Was this show really that funny?

As for Su Han, his performance continued!

"I wonder if any of you have any hobbies? I have many hobbies, such as eating, sleeping, bragging, watching movies, sitting on the street and watching girls grow up…cough cough…"

Shhh...

Eh…

When he mentioned long legs, Su Han almost let it slip on purpose.

The audience booed again.

"Ahem…I don't know anything about that. I don't know what the Japanese fever is, nor do I know what the 19 largest social forum is…They told me all of this!”

Su Han pretended to be innocent.

Immediately, the male audience members below the stage gave ambiguous smiles that they all understood.

"Cough cough, let's get down to business!"

"Actually, my biggest hobby is football. I watch the World Cup and various Premier Leagues. There are many great football stars in foreign countries who are called gods, such as Ronaldinho and Xiaomei. They are all football stars and have won the world's first place.”

Many male audience members nodded.

Football was the biggest sport in the world. It had the largest audience and everyone loved it.

Especially the star players that Su Han mentioned, they had always been sought after by countless fans.

"However, even the best team and players can't keep winning because there will always be people coming after them.”

"But…"

Su Han's tone changed.

"Our Great Xia national football team is an exception. For decades, their results have been very stable!”

Everyone held their breaths and waited for his next sentence.

"That is to keep losing steadily. Don't you think it's infuriating?”

Whoosh!

Everyone burst into laughter.

It was already an indisputable fact that the Great Xia national football team could not do it.

However, there weren't many who said it as sharply as Su Han.

Just when everyone thought that this was the end.

Su Han once again uttered the golden sentence.

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