"Actually, all of you missed a great opportunity to make a fortune!”
Su Han said with a pained expression.
A great opportunity to make a fortune?
Just as everyone was puzzled.
He continued,"If you had taken out 1000 yuan since 1990 and bet on them losing every national football match, you would have a huge sum of 4.59 million yuan today!”
"What stocks, business, financial management? Stop joking! What else was more stable than investing in the national football team?”
"Not every kind of milk is called Terunsu, and not every team is called Terunsu!”
"Great Xia's national football team has been professionally losing for 30 years. It has always been imitated and has never been surpassed!”
"We don't score goals. We're just football porters and national football financial management! You deserve it!"
As soon as he finished speaking.
Hualala!
Thunderous applause erupted from the audience!
Even many male audience members stood up excitedly.
"This is awesome!"
"F * ck! Well said!"
"Awesome, brother, you really dare to say that!”
“666! I'm impressed. He hit the nail on the head!"
"Hahaha, not all milk is called Delunsu. Not all teams can lose!”
"Host, you're making me laugh to death. Hahaha…I really can't stop.”
"F * ck, you made me laugh until my stomach hurts. Host, you're too bad!”
……
The entire studio burst into laughter, and the sound almost shattered the ceiling of the recording hall.
How disappointing the national football team had been all these years.
The fans knew it very well.
The greater the hope, the greater the disappointment.
Every time he had high hopes for them, he would be hurt by them.
To put it bluntly, he was a piece of mud that did not climb the wall.
After so many years, even the most loyal fans were tired.
Although everyone was cursing.
However, they really wanted the national football team to be good and to be able to hold their heads high for once.
Su Han ridiculed.
It simply said what everyone was thinking.
The more he scolded, the more he wanted the national football team to be better!
Su Han, the initiator.
However, his face was calm, as if he was making a fuss over nothing.
He pointed at the audience with a disappointed expression and sighed.
"Your audience this time is not good. Your jokes are too low. I'm almost suspecting that you're all shills hired by the program team.”
Hahaha…
The audience laughed again.
They had been invited to be the scapegoats.
However, she had completely become Su Han's fan now.
And he was a hardcore fan!
"Actually, I don't want to ruin the Great Xia men's football team either. After all, they have made great contributions to our country!”
Su Han changed his tone and became serious.
Oh?
Great Xia's national football team had made a great contribution to the country?
Why didn't we know?
The audience was curious.
All of them pricked up their ears, not wanting to miss a single detail.
Su Han said slowly.
"Looking at the international political and economic environment,
In recent decades, our country's economy has developed rapidly, our comprehensive national strength has increased rapidly, and our international status has increased significantly.”
Everyone nodded.
"But internationally, there is a rumor that Great Xia is a threat!”
"The strength of Great Xia made the surrounding countries more or less afraid. At this time, a great fire brigade appeared, and that was the Great Xia National Football Team!”
"A few years ago, the uncivilized behavior of a few tourists from Great Xia in Deca caused dissatisfaction among the local media. 5. In one fell swoop, the anger of the Deca people was appeased!”
"Also, our compatriots from Hong Kong are at odds with the mainland because of buying some milk powder and selling some apples. Moreover, the national football team is taking the overall situation into account. They would rather kick the door frame than win!”
"There's also the Yilake Country. Other countries are still at war and in deep waters. Watching two games is their only joy. He had to lose out of consideration for humanity!”
"Katavia is the host country of the next World Cup. It's so embarrassing to be eliminated this time.”
"Goguryeo, they are a small country with poor citizens. They are so poor that they can only eat pickled vegetables imported from Great Xia. Their fragile self-esteem needs to be carefully protected.”
"Yilan Country, Heilan Country, Wuke Country, we have a good relationship with them.”
"The Great Earth, Dalika, Hongras, these countries are so miserable. We didn't even talk about them in geography class.”
"The little brothers from South Asia always say that we bullied them and they lost!”
"The tycoons of West Asia are still counting on them to sell oil to us.”
"The little black brothers in the north are supporting us at the United Nations every day.”
"Look at the national football team. They put in a lot of effort. For the sake of the face of the various countries, they are always good people!”
"On the other hand, the representative teams of gymnastics, table tennis, and diving don't know how to look at the big picture at all.”
"These guys get gold medals every day and go around torturing others internationally, creating the impression that Great Xia is too strong!”
"In the end, we still have to rely on the national football team to come and apologize one by one!”
"At present, our peaceful development has not come easily. A large part of the credit comes from the national football team!”
"It was they who braced themselves and worked hard
Carrying the infamy alone!"
"We did not fail our mission. We kept losing and created a good external environment for our country!”
"Especially since the 21st century, a few countries have been promoting the so-called threat of Great Xia to suppress us!”
"It's the national football team that bravely stands up every time and smacks them in the face with their losses!”
"So, who is the ambassador of peace for Great Xia?”
"It's the national football team, the national football team, the national football team!”
"As long as they are here, the threat of Great Xia will always be a false proposition!”
Su Han didn't stop at all and told this series of jokes in one breath.
Everyone was stunned.
Everyone was dumbfounded!
The emcee's eloquence was too awesome!
Invincible!
In an instant, thunderous applause sounded.
Pa, pa, pa…
The audience.
Even all the staff in front of and behind the scenes stood up.
They spontaneously applauded Su Han!
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