Seeing the audience burst into laughter, all the staff members were in awe of Su Han.
"Teacher Su is too awesome!"
With just a few words, he was able to mobilize the atmosphere of the entire venue. This hosting skill was really too amazing!
As for Su Han.
He struck while the iron was hot. After putting the milk tea aside, he said seriously,"Speaking of girls, I'm thinking about the matter of young people falling in love.”
"Boys and girls have completely different thoughts before they fall in love. For example, when a girl is with a good male friend, she often has many strange thoughts.”
"The girls 'opinions of boys are mainly focused on one thing: Does this man like me?"
"For example, if this boy smiles at me, does he like me? This guy likes my Moments. Does he like me? He sent me goodnight for no reason. Does he like me?”
"Girls always have complicated thoughts. They're all wondering if the other party likes me.”
Hearing Su Han's words.
The girls in the audience couldn't help but nod. It seemed like that was indeed the case.
At this moment.
Su Han's tone changed.
"But us boys are not so complicated. Boys don't have so many questions, and their thoughts are especially simple.”
"As long as the girl I like doesn't explicitly ask me to get lost, she likes me!”
As soon as he finished speaking.
Thunderous applause erupted from the audience.
Most of them were taken by the men.
“666! Teacher Su, you're right!"
"Hahaha! That's what I think!"
"I was hit too! Did everyone think so?"
"Isn't that the case?"
"Hahaha, you guys are all funny, right? Why would you have such thoughts?"
"I'm dying of laughter. So that's what all boys think!”
"Hehehe, aren't you girls quite narcissistic?”
"So everyone here is a bootlicker! I strongly despise you!"
……
Su Han saw that the effect of the male and female topic program was not bad, so he continued.
"Now, girls are quite difficult to please. For example, when two people quarrel, the girl will always say, Every time I say I don't want to talk to you, it's because I want you to coax me!”
"Actually, I hate this kind of girl the most. She doesn't say what she wants to say and never knows what she wants to say. You still have to guess. If you don't guess correctly, she will be angry!”
"The scariest thing about being angry is that you can't admit your mistake! Because if you say that I'm wrong, then it's over!”
"Because girls will definitely ask you: Where did you go wrong? Tell me, where did you go wrong…"
Su Han's words received the unanimous approval of many men.
"F * ck! Isn't that my girlfriend?”
"What a divine prediction! Because my girlfriend said the same thing when she argued with me. Sometimes, she was clearly in the wrong. I wanted to reason with her, but she wouldn't listen. So I let her have her way and apologized to her first. Instead, she asked me what I did wrong…"
"Hahaha! Only then did she realize that the host was not only good at telling jokes, but also a master of relationships!”
"The single dog doesn't want to talk!"
"Teacher Su, what you said makes sense. May I ask where to get a girlfriend?”
"Wuwuwu…Why are we talking about such a heavy topic? The single dog has suffered a fatal blow!"
……
Su Han continued, ready to finish the topic of men and women.
"Although lovers have a lot of troubles in the past, this is nothing. What really makes them feel overwhelmed is the betrothal gift before marriage.”
"I know that betrothal gifts are a difficult hurdle for many lovers nowadays. If things go wrong, it might become the biggest obstacle between lovers.”
"So, I thought of a way to reduce the pressure on the majority of men.”
Hearing his words.
"There's such a good thing?"
All the men present pricked up their ears. Many of them had reached the age of marriage and were worried about the betrothal gift.
If Su Han could really help them solve it, then they really had to thank him properly!
Su Han smiled and said," I have a friend called Eggy. His father-in-law said that if he wanted to marry his daughter, he had to give a hundred thousand yuan as a betrothal gift."”
"When my friend Eggy heard this, he agreed without hesitation. If you say that it's fine with father-in-law, I'll definitely give you this 100,000 yuan betrothal gift! "But I don't have much money now. Can you give me 50,000 yuan first? I'll pay you in installments later. I'll return you 150,000 yuan later. That'll be 200,000 yuan in total!”
"When Eggy's father-in-law heard this, he felt that this was a good relationship! Originally, it was only 100,000 yuan, but now it was 100,000 yuan more. He immediately felt that his friend Eggy was very reliable, so he readily agreed!”
"After the marriage, my friend Eggy also kept his promise. He earned 5,000 yuan a month and sent it to his in-laws as soon as his salary was paid. After two to three months, his wife couldn't take it anymore and went to her parents 'house to make a scene!”
"Her wife cried out to her parents, You took away my husband's monthly salary. What is our family going to eat? Do we still want to live?"
"Just like that, not only did her wife convince her parents not to take money anymore, but she also got back Eggy's salary for the first two months!”
After saying this.
"Good!"
All the men in the audience cheered loudly.
"This plan seems to be feasible!”
"Teacher Su's friend is really a talent! This is called getting something for nothing!"
"He only paid 50,000 yuan to get a wife. This is a big profit!”
"Hahaha…I've learned. I'll do the same when I get back!”
"666, I envy you guys who have girlfriends!”
" The rich get married for life, and the poor witness it with their own eyes. Sob, sob, sob…"
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