Su Han continued when he saw that everyone was almost done laughing.
"I have a friend called Eggy. One day, he met a man who wanted to commit suicide and jump off a building, so he quickly went up to stop him.”
Eggy: " Brother, don't take things too hard. Don't do anything stupid. Think about your wife at home. If you die, she'll become a widow. How pitiful!”
"Then, do you know what that brother said?”
Everyone shook their heads.
He looked puzzled.
"My wife ran away with someone!"”
Puff!
Everyone burst into laughter.
"F * ck, this is really too tragic.”
"This brother jumped off the building for a reason!”
"Yeah, if it were me, I would also feel very uncomfortable!”
The audience looked sympathetic.
Su Han continued," That's what Eggy said too. He said brother, so it's indeed a little hard to take things too far…If it were me, I would also feel very uncomfortable and depressed. But a real man knows when to yield. Without this one, there's still the next one. Don't be sad. It'll pass slowly. Besides, don't you still have brothers and friends? Ask them to come out and have a few drinks. They won't feel uncomfortable anymore!”
"She ran away with my brother!”
As soon as he said this.
Everyone burst into laughter again.
"How tragic! It's too tragic!"
"Damn it, my wife ran away with my brother. If it were me, I would also want to jump off the building!”
"Yeah, so pitiful."
The men present sighed.
"After hearing this, Eggy was also embarrassed. He said to that brother," I'm not going to let you go. Cough cough…I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to open your wound, but you have to think about the child. After all, the child is innocent. He can't be fatherless since he was young!”
The man replied,"The child is theirs. I just want to be a father!"”
……
As soon as he said this.
Everyone burst into laughter.
"Awesome! What a tragedy!"
"F * ck, if it were me, I would have jumped off the building long ago!”
"This story tells us that marriage is risky. It's better to be single!”
"Yeah! You have to be annoyed by your girlfriend when you're in a relationship. You have to pay a sky-high betrothal gift before you get married, and you have to worry about whether the child is yours after you get married.”
"After listening to Teacher Su's words, I suddenly feel that those who have girlfriends are not good! I'm proud to be single!"
"My mother has been single for twenty years.”
……
Su Han smiled and continued,"Ahem…this incident tells us that if you have a girlfriend or boyfriend, you must be wary of a third party stealing your family's corner.”
"Of course, if you're single and have friends of the opposite sex, how can you control this degree so that you can maintain an appropriate distance without causing the other party's partner to be disgusted?”
Everyone nodded.
Many people did have many friends of the opposite sex. This was indeed a problem that many people were more concerned about.
Under everyone's expectant gazes.
Su Han smiled and gave them some advice.
"Based on my many years of life experience, I have concluded the following three points!”
"First, you can drink together, but you can't get drunk together! Right?"
The crowd burst into laughter.
What Su Han said made sense.
They were speechless.
"Second, we can have dinner together, but we can't have breakfast together!”
This was the best.
More and more people laughed and revealed ambiguous smiles.
Some of the female audience members even blushed.
"Third, we can go to the movies late at night, but no one can know about it!”
When Su Han finished his three sentences.
Pa, pa, pa…
The applause was thunderous again!
"Hahaha, Teacher Su's words are too incisive!”
"Brilliant, truly brilliant! I suspect that Teacher Su is an experienced driver!”
"This isn't a car heading to the kindergarten at all!”
"Old driver, you're very experienced!”
"Filthy…too filthy!"
"You dirty old turtle, don't lead us innocent children astray!”
The scene was filled with joy.
"Do you know why you're still single?" Su Han said seriously. It's because you're not thick-skinned enough!”
"Don't say that I don't have any ideas for you. I have a great idea here. I guarantee that everyone will be able to get rid of being single in minutes and get one…or even several girlfriends!”
Everyone was curious.
Was this for real?
There was such a unique skill?
Everyone stared at Su Han, wanting to know this wonderful method from him.
"This method is…"
"Go to the streets and ask any girl you see.”
"Hello, beautiful. Can I sleep in the same urn as you?”
"Look at how simple and crude this method of flirting is! It completely eliminated the need for the middleman to earn the difference in price, and it was done in one step!”
"Trust me, as long as you use this trick to hit on girls, it will definitely be effective!”
Shhh...
Shhh...
Shhh...
After hearing Su Han's words, everyone booed loudly.
"I almost believed it!"
"I don't believe you! You old man, you're so evil!”
"Teacher Su, will this method really work? Don't lie to me!"
"Hahaha…too awesome!"
"After listening to you, I was beaten up 34 times when I went out!”
"To be fair, Teacher Su's move is really feasible. I didn't lie to you because I did the same thing before my legs were broken!”
" Hahaha…A bunch of fools!"
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