At this moment, whether it was the live audience or the netizens in the live broadcast room, they were all looking at the stage without blinking, waiting for those familiar figures to appear.
Not long after, Li Daoming, who was dressed in a rustic manner, took the lead and walked onto the stage. As he walked, he shouted,
"Last year, I bought crutches and was so cowardly that I lost my job and my partner. I don't believe that. If others can make me suffer, I can't let others fall for it.
Those from the south and those from the north, pay attention! Pay attention to your legs! See if there's anything wrong with it! If you're not sick, take two steps! When you get out of your illness, I'll sell it to you! It turned! It turned!"
The moment he said that, everyone was stunned. Then, their eyes lit up and they looked at the stage with even more excitement.
Listening to his lines and looking at his outfit, how could everyone not understand that Liu Xun's work today was to continue the skit " Selling Crutches " and perform the second part of " Selling Crutches "?
The audience, who were already looking forward to it, became even more expectant. One by one, they waved their light sticks crazily and screamed.
Even crosstalk master De Gang, who was standing at the edge of the stage, had a change in expression. He looked at the stage in astonishment, his eyes flashing with surprise.
Although he didn't really understand skits, there were some places where crosstalk and skits were similar. The skit," Selling Crutches," was too exciting. In time, it would definitely become a classic.
If he wanted to continue this skit, the difficulty would not be a little bit.
As the saying went, the greater the expectations, the greater the disappointment. If things went wrong, it might even have the opposite effect. The gains would not make up for the losses.
Therefore, De Gang, who knew the difficulty of this, did not hide his curiosity and interest.
As everyone's thoughts changed, Liu Xun and Yang Qing, who were dressed in rustic clothes, pushed a wheelchair from the other side of the stage.
It was still that familiar Great Hoodwinker, still that familiar honest big sister.
"Whoosh!" The crowd below the stage shouted and clapped.
Yang Qing pushed the wheelchair and shouted to the surroundings,""There are many ways to get rich. Last year, I sold crutches, this year, I sold cars, I sold cars, I sold cars-"
Li Daoming, who was on the other side, also shouted,"I'm selling crutches."
At this moment, Yang Qing noticed him and quickly pulled Liu Xun, saying,""Hey, isn't this the chef?"
Liu Xun took a look and his eyes lit up."Alright, this wheelchair has a market.”
Yang Qing didn't believe him.”
Liu Xun chuckled." Alright then. Didn't he fool you badly last year?" Look at how I convinced him to get into the car today.”
Hearing this, everyone burst out laughing.
Liu Xun, this scammer, was going to start fooling people again.
With the foundation of " Selling Crutches," everyone had a strong sense of immersion in the skit this time. They hadn't even acted out much of the content yet, and they were already watching eagerly. They all wanted to know how Liu Xun managed to trick them into becoming crippled this time.
On the stage, Yang Qing was a little worried and advised,"Hurry up and go home!"
"No need." Liu Xun waved his hand.”
As the two of them spoke, they were already discovered by Li Daoming.
Li Daoming glared and immediately shouted,"Stop!"
Liu Xun smiled and spoke in the tone of an old friend,""Friend."
However, Li Daoming said hatefully,""I've been looking for you every day and every month for a whole year!”
" Don't be agitated." Liu Xun pretended to be dumb and smiled." We never leave our names behind when we do good deeds."”
Li Daoming was furious and shouted,"What am I excited about? You've made me suffer, don't you know that? My wife ran away and fired my job. Let's go find a place to reason! Let's go!"
At this moment, Yang Qing panicked and tried to dissuade him,""Aiya, then brother, don't. We'll give you the money and you give us the crutches. Let's go home.”
Liu Xun waved his hand and stopped his wife." Move aside."”
Then, he said to Li Daoming,"Excuse me, have you been using this crutch for the past year?"”
Li Daoming was furious and shouted,"Why am I using crutches? I'm not sick at all!"
Liu Xun revealed a nervous expression and said,""It's over. What I was worried about has finally happened!”
Yang Qing thought that it was difficult to explain the matter to her husband because it had been exposed. She immediately scolded her husband,"Didn't you believe me when I told you not to sell crutches? Let's see what you do this time."
Liu Xun pointed at Li Daoming and shouted,""I said he's finished. Wife, with your eyesight, what obvious changes have you made in the past year? Look up."
Yang Qing glanced at Li Daoming and said in surprise,""In terms of change, the head is even bigger than last year.”
Liu Xun clapped his hands and said to Li Daoming,"Right! Because you didn't insist on using crutches for a year, your virus has rapidly increased. Your legs have two big tendons, like two freeways. The virus is rapidly moving up at a speed of 180 kilometers per hour.
You're finished. The merciless disease is devouring the healthy cells in your brain. A brand new vegetative person is about to be born!”
At the end of this sentence, Liu Xun even pretended to be in a vegetative state, which amused the audience.
Because Li Daoming had suffered a loss last time, he had a look of disbelief this time. He used a dialect and said playfully,
"Hoodwinked, continued hoodwinked, hoodwinked! Do you want me to take two more steps?”
When the skit reached this point, the professional comedy actors backstage had their eyes flashing. They were both appreciative and a little worried.
Without a doubt, Liu Xun's work had caught the peak of " Selling Crutches ". Although there was still a lot of content that had not been revealed, no matter what happened later, at least once the beginning was revealed, the work would definitely not be bad.
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