In the middle of the stage, Liu Xun smiled and said,""Did you walk with a limp last year?"
Li Daoming nodded and said,"Crippled."”
"Did you feel numb after stomping twice?" Liu Xun asked again.”
Li Daoming nodded again and said,"I'm numb."”
"Why?" asked Liu Xun.
Li Daoming's face flashed with an expression as if he had already seen through everything. He said excitedly,
"You're bluffing. This time, you don't have to bluff me. I'll walk two steps by myself. Don't you like to look at cripples? I'll walk two steps for you, walk two steps, walk two steps, okay? But I'm fine now. I can jog, and I can step up. Hey, I'll give you a big jump ~~~ Hey, I'll flip for you, okay?”
Speaking of excitement, he even deliberately took two steps and jumped twice to show that there was nothing wrong with his legs. He was fooled by Liu Xun.
Suddenly, Liu Xun shouted,""Stop! See, not only is his head not good, but he also has mental problems. Friend, can you take the test?”
Li Daoming waved his hand and said indifferently,"No problem. How do I test it?"
Liu Xun smiled and said,"Is your brain muddled if you don't speak loudly?"”
Li Daoming immediately denied it and said,"I'm awake!"”
"How's your breathing?" Liu Xun continued to ask.”
"No problem." Li Daoming said with a dull expression.”
Liu Xun saw this and said leisurely,"Then can you shout?"”
Li Daoming nodded and shouted," Alright, how about this? I'll cooperate with you. I'll cooperate with you completely. My goal is to expose you!"”
Liu Xun chuckled and said,"Alright, take a deep breath."”
Li Daoming was not afraid at all and shouted,"Come!"
Beside them, Yang Qing stood near them and watched quietly.
Liu Xun commanded," Inhale as much as you can. Howle and shout!”
Li Daoming opened his mouth,"Ah-------"
Liu Xun continued," Don't breathe. Don't breathe if you can. Stop!" Are you confused?"
Li Daoming could no longer stand steadily. His legs staggered and he almost fell, but he still held on and said,
"I'm not confused!"
"You're not confused?" Liu Xun smiled playfully. Stop right there."
At this moment, Yang Qing quickly pulled Liu Xun aside and asked curiously,""Why is he confused?"
Liu Xun looked at her, then looked down at the stands and explained,""He's out of oxygen. He's shouting like that. With his physique, even someone like you will fall.”
Suffering from lack of oxygen? When this explanation came out, everyone smiled knowingly.
As expected, it was the second episode of " Selling Crutches ". This rhythm was exactly the same as the previous episode.
However, as he continued to perform, he revealed a new joke and a new joke, making people feel that it was novel and interesting.
Obviously, this time's work was also very good. At least from the looks of it, it was not inferior to " Selling Crutches " at all.
On the stage, Liu Xun revealed a teasing expression and said,""If you're not confused, what are you grabbing for?”
Li Daoming covered his forehead and said stubbornly,"I'm seeing stars."
Liu Xun continued to bluff." You're playing with stars. Your brain is obviously low in intelligence now."”
When Li Daoming heard that, he was immediately unhappy and said,"Don't do that. Just my brain cells alone are about two pounds more than yours!”
Liu Xun glanced at him and said," How about this? I'll give you a test. I won't take the equipment. I'll take my wife and set the questions for you."”
Li Daoming smiled slightly and said,"I won't refuse anyone."”
"Answer whatever my wife says," said Liu Xun.”
Li Daoming expressed his understanding and said,"It's just learning."”
At this moment, Yang Qing followed her husband's words and said,""Are you ready?"
"Alright." Li Daoming nodded.”
Suddenly, Liu Xun shouted," Wrong. My wife said 'are you ready', and you said' are you ready'. This is called copying words."”
Li Daoming was stunned for a moment before he reacted and said,"Ah, alright, alright, I understand."
"Are you ready?" Yang Qing continued.”
"Are you ready?" Li Daoming quickly answered.”
However, the next moment, Yang Qing said,""The old man is wrong again."
In an instant, Li Daoming was stunned and defended himself,"No, I haven't."
That sentence just now was a total of five words. He was obviously following what Yang Qing said. What was wrong with that?
At this moment, Liu Xun shouted again,"" Wrong, she said 'the old man is wrong again', you have to say' the old man is wrong again'.”
After a moment, Li Daoming finally reacted. Then, he shouted in dissatisfaction,"What are you trying to do? If you want to do something, do something to the intelligence test.”
Liu Xun looked at him with a faint smile and said,""Like this? Alright, I'll give you a brain teaser that a three-year-old child can answer.”
Li Daoming waved his hand and said generously,"Don't mess with a three-year-old child. If you have the ability, you can mess with a four-year-old.”
"Can a four-year-old like you do it?" Liu Xun asked suspiciously.”
Li Daoming patted his chest and said,"I don't even care if I'm five years old."”
At this moment, Liu Xun turned to look at his wife and mocked,""Look, he's only at this age. Why should we be afraid of him?”
Then, he opened his mouth and asked,"Please listen to the question. Under what circumstances is one plus one equal to three?"”
When this question came out, not only was Li Daoming in the skit stunned, but even the audience and netizens in the live broadcast room were also stunned.
Under what circumstances was one plus one equal to three? F * ck, under no circumstances could it be equal to three!
There had never been a joke like the one in his previous life in this world. If it were the friends of Duan Ling Tian in his previous life, they would probably be able to give ten thousand answers!
Hence, everyone's curiosity was piqued. They wanted to know the answer to this question.
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