"Let's introduce ourselves first," Sun Zhouyi continued.”
"How?" Liu Xun asked curiously.”
"According to your family's habits." Sun Zhouyi smiled.”
"Then I'll say it first." Yang Qing interrupted.”
"Alright." Sun Zhouyi nodded.
They were performing an interview-type program, which was originally meant to chat about daily life.
Yang Qing stood up from her seat and introduced in a nervous tone,""My name is Bai Yun."
Liu Xun also stood up and continued,""My name is Hei Tu."
"I'm seventy-one," Yang Qing said before she sat down.”
"I'm seventy-five," Liu Xun said.”
Yang Qing didn't stop and continued to speak quickly,""I'm a rooster."
Liu Xun followed her introduction and said,""I'm a tiger."
Yang Qing pointed to the right and said,""This is my husband."
At this moment, Liu Xun had already followed Yang Qing's rhythm and blurted out,""This is my mother."
"Puff!"
Everyone burst into laughter when they heard that. Before they could react, they heard the last sentence.
There were also many people laughing on the internet. Some people just happened to drink water, but they all spat it out.
"F * ck, it was clearly quite calm at the beginning, but this joke came so unexpectedly that I almost laughed out loud.”
"Me too. Mother? This is really funny."
"You guys are still alright. I just had dinner with my family when my wife spat a mouthful of vegetable soup on my face.”
"Haha, looks like Liu Xun's program is not bad!”
"Indeed. Although it's a little uncomfortable without Teacher Li, it should be worth a look.”
"It has just started. Everyone, wait patiently. Liu Xun won't disappoint us.”
"That's right. Actually, it's not that we can't watch it with just Qingqing and Liu Xun.”
..
At this moment, Liu Xun realized that he had said something wrong and corrected him awkwardly,""My wife."
Yang Qing smiled and said,"There's a difference in seniority."”
Sun Zhouyi invited them to sit down and said,""Please sit down, please sit down. Uncle, Auntie, you're too nervous. Don't be nervous. Let me tell you about this talk show. It has a topic to talk about.”
Liu Xun pretended to understand and added,""Yes."
Sun Zhouyi described,"Today's topic is 'Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow.' I think we should change the rules. This time, uncle, you go first.”
When Liu Xun heard this, he immediately sat upright and said solemnly,"Yesterday, I stayed at home to prepare. Today, I came here. Tomorrow, I'll go back.”
Her words drew another round of laughter.
In the end, Liu Xun concluded,""Very simple."
It meant that this topic was not difficult at all.
Sun Zhouyi was stunned and explained with difficulty,""No, uncle, I didn't ask you to talk about yesterday. I asked you to talk about the past.”
Yang Qing understood and immediately said,""The day before yesterday, the two of us received a notice from the village. Thank you!”
Sun Zhouyi's face turned pale. He said with a bitter face,"Uncle, aunt, I said yesterday, today, and tomorrow, not yesterday, today, and tomorrow.”
In the end, even he did not know how to explain.
"The day after tomorrow?" Liu Xun asked doubtfully.”
Sun Zhouyi looked at the audience and felt that it was difficult to speak. He squirmed his mouth and said,"Not the day after tomorrow."
When everyone saw his expression, they all laughed.
"What day is it?" Yang Qing asked.”
Sun Zhouyi thought for a moment and said again,"It's not a day. What I mean is us. About this, recall the past, comment on the present, and look forward to the future. Do you understand?”
Liu Xun nodded and came to his senses. He called out,"Ah, that's the past, present, and future!”
"That's not yesterday, today, or tomorrow!" Yang Qing said in a reproachful tone.”
At this moment, Liu Xun also teased,"Yes, there's something wrong with you asking this."”
Without waiting for Sun Zhouyi to speak, Yang Qing added,""Yes, I didn't ask that."
The husband and wife began to criticize him.
Sun Zhouyi faced the audience and complained,"I made a mistake, I made a mistake. Then who will say it first?”
"I told you, I'm still prepared," replied Liu Xun.”
As he spoke, he took out a notebook from his pocket.
"Ah?" Sun Zhouyi asked in surprise. Are you ready?"
After saying that, he stretched out his head and looked at Liu Xun's notebook with an extremely serious expression.
Liu Xun narrowed his eyes and paused for a moment before saying,
"The spring breeze of reform is blowing everywhere. The people of the East are really hardworking. They worked together to cross the century.”
As soon as he finished speaking, the entire venue instantly erupted into an uproar. The applause was enthusiastic. It was obvious that they were shocked by this limerick.
In the east of this world, the historical process was similar to that of his previous life. They had both experienced a reform, and two years ago, some areas had also experienced large-scale floods.
Liu Xun's limerick summarized all these events.
The host, Sun Zhouyi, was also a little shocked."This is a poem!"
Yang Qing saw that her husband, Liu Xun, had received cheers from the audience and said impatiently,"It's my turn."
As he spoke, he took out a notebook from his pocket.
"Aunty, you've prepared it too?" Sun Zhouyi asked in surprise.”
Yang Qing nodded slightly and said,"Yes, I'll stand and talk."”
At this time, Sun Zhouyi walked around the sofa, wanting to see what Yang Qing had written in her notebook.
As soon as he walked over, Yang Qing said,
" The spring breeze of reform blows through the door. The people of the East are in high spirits. The people of the Gulf are very upset. The United States and Britain are bullying people together. Thank you!"
It was another limerick, and it described the international situation in the East very vividly.
In an instant, thunderous applause and cheers rang out.
Although the show's opening was indeed very dull, the following lines and plot were filled with laughter. It seemed that this was another classic!
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