On the Internet, everyone was already deeply impressed by these two poems.
Although these were all limericks and did not have any literary value or meaning, this was a skit!
The humorous lines, along with this tone, instantly blew up the entire Internet.
"D * mn, awesome! It rhymes quite well."
"That's right. I'm really impressed by this limerick.”
"Liu Xun's talent is really high, to be able to write such a script.”
"Haha, who said that without Teacher Li, Liu Xun can't do it? I think this show is not bad."
"That's right. I'm dying of laughter."
"I'm looking forward to it more and more!"
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At this moment, everyone was stunned.
Even the expressions of the five groups of guests in the lounge gradually became solemn. It was as if a huge rock had pressed down on their hearts. It was the same feeling as the previous episodes.
Although Li Daoming was already missing, Liu Xun did not seem to be affected at all. He could still attract the cheers of the audience.
This work, this talent, isn't it too amazing?
The five groups of guests looked at each other in disbelief. At the same time, a sense of powerlessness rose in the depths of their hearts. There was nothing they could do.
On the stage, the performance continued.
After hearing Yang Qing's words, Liu Xun said unhappily,""Why are you thanking it for bullying me?”
"Is it impolite?" Yang Qing said indifferently.”
Sun Zhouyi looked at the audience and said,""What kind of conversation is this? This is a poetry competition!"
Then, he let out an awkward grunt and turned to the two of them."Uncle, Auntie, let's not talk about those annoying things today. Let's talk about something happy.”
Hearing this, Liu Xun glanced at Yang Qing and said,""Did you see that? I told her at home that you can't write this paragraph. Even the United Nations can't control the Gulf issue.”
Instantly, Yang Qing's expression turned awkward. She said,""Then tell me."
Sun Zhouyi made an inviting gesture and said,"That uncle said, tell me about the good situation.”
Liu Xun took out the notebook again and stood up. He assumed the posture of a speech and said,"Leaders, comrades."
Sun Zhouyi looked over strangely and said,""Do you need to make a report?"
Liu Xun raised his head and asked,"Can't you say that?"”
Seeing this, Sun Zhouyi had no choice but to reluctantly say,"Ah, okay, go ahead!"
Liu Xun returned his gaze to the notebook. He paused for a moment and then said in a serious manner,
"Hello, everyone! Dongfang Dongfang was in a great state. There was a bumper harvest of food and the flood was chased away. The people lived and worked in peace and contentment, praising the country's leadership. Especially the people's army, which was even harder to find in the world. It was more chaotic overseas, and they schemed against each other all day. Today, the cabinet would step down, and tomorrow, the prime minister would be fired. After the financial crisis, he wanted to impeach the leader. Looking at the world, the scenery here was even better! Thank you!"
As soon as he said this, the crowd burst into applause again.
These few sentences were catchy, and when one thought about it carefully, it seemed to be true. Naturally, it made people smile.
The audience was laughing uncontrollably. There were a total of three segments, and each segment was quite funny. The most important thing was that all of them were rhyming. This required some writing skills.
Out of all the guests in " Comedy Show," Liu Xun was probably the only one with such talent, right?
The skit continued.
Sun Zhouyi frowned, organized his words, and said again,
"Uncle, Auntie, this talk show is actually talking, chatting, and chatting. It's just you sitting at home and chatting on the pit. Don't be nervous, okay?"
Just now, Liu Xun and Yang Qing's performance was indeed too public relations. It was like a leader giving a speech.
When Liu Xun heard this, he immediately heaved a sigh of relief. A smile appeared on his face as he said,"Then you should have told me earlier about your relaxation.”
At the same time, he and Yang Qing crossed their legs and placed them on the sofa.
Especially Liu Xun, who even took off his shoes during the conversation.
Sun Zhouyi looked down at the audience with a relieved expression. He thought to himself that the couple had finally understood. It had not been easy. However, when he turned around, he saw their actions.
Immediately, he was stunned!
So you two are like this at home? But thinking about it carefully, it seemed that he was the one who had caused the death. Wasn't it just him reminding the two of them to treat this place as their home?
Sun Zhouyi looked at Liu Xun's feet and was stunned.
Fortunately, Yang Qing couldn't stand it anymore. She said to her husband in disdain,"Put on those shoes."
Liu Xun pointed at Sun Zhouyi and said,"Tell him to relax."”
Yang Qing continued to complain." Why did you relax your feet when I told you to relax? It stinks. Don't. Sweaty feet."”
As he spoke, he picked up the shoes and put them on Liu Xun again.
Liu Xun was a little embarrassed and said to Sun Zhouyi,""You can't take off your shoes?"
Sun Zhouyi was embarrassed by this farce. He could only nod and say,"Ah, alright, alright."
What could he do when the two elders were like this?
Everyone was amused by the couple's actions. Liu Xun and Yang Qing could be said to have perfectly portrayed a rural couple who had never seen the world.
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