The Super Heavenly King of the Happy Comedians
6 Selling crutches!

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On the stage.

"My father," said Yang Qing helplessly.”

Liu Xun nodded slightly.

Yang Qing smacked her lips and said," If you ask me, don't sell this crutch. The streets are full of good legs. Who would buy that thing of yours?"”

Unexpectedly, Liu Xun curled his lips and said,""Nonsense, you're not selling it? Making this pair of crutches required labor and materials. He had not slept for a day and a night. Was he not going to sell it or lose money?”

Yang Qing sighed and said," Aiya, then the streets are full of good legs. Can they be sold?"”

At this moment, Liu Xun smiled."

"Don't you know me? He even called me the Great Hoodwinker. I can hoodwink the good ones, make fun of the bad ones, and pinch the sharp ones. The young couple is living quite well. I can hoodwink him to part ways. Today, I'm selling crutches. I can hoodwink him to cripple a pair of good legs.”

Instantly, the audience burst into laughter.

So it was a scam!

Was he fooled? How can you fool me?

This opening immediately piqued the curiosity of the audience.

Backstage in the recording hall, Yang Jinchi, who had fallen behind in the previous episode, frowned.

When Xiao Bao and Shen Yang heard this, they could not help but exclaim in surprise.

The others looked at each other in shock and saw the surprise in each other's eyes.

Although Liu Xun's program had only started for less than a minute, he had thrown out a few jokes in succession. Moreover, they were all good jokes. Just from the opening, one could tell that this program was definitely not bad.

Was this still the Liu Xun who acted awkwardly and had rubbish works?

Why did she seem like a different person after not seeing him for a week?

Not only was the performance impressive, but the performance was also very good, making people gasp in amazement.

Yang Jinchi's heart suddenly skipped a beat. He was ranked fifth in the previous episode and was in a similar situation as Liu Xun. If Liu Xun's performance was very good in this episode, then he would be in danger.

Xiao Bao, Hao Jian, and the others didn't have any other thoughts other than their initial surprise. They just put away their initial indifference and looked seriously at the stage.

At this moment, in the small lounge, everyone had complicated thoughts and different thoughts.

With just a few words, Yang Qing and Liu Xun's performance had shocked everyone, catching them off guard.

After all, neither of them were professional comics!

Both of them were idols. In other words, they were amateurs!

However, among the two, especially Liu Xun's performance, it was actually the quality and foundation of a professional comedy actor, especially when compared to his performance in the previous episode. How could this not surprise everyone?

When did he learn it? He couldn't possibly improve his foundation by leaps and bounds within a week, right?

Many of the people who had previously doubted that Liu Xun had come to " Comedy Celebrity Show " to cause trouble and called for Liu Xun to get out of the show were now all choked. All of them looked at the computer screen in disbelief, their mouths slightly agape, unable to close for a long time.

Now, Liu Xun had already used his actions to slap them in the face!

In the middle of the stage, Liu Xun did not know the change in everyone's thoughts. The performance continued.

Yang Qing laughed exaggeratedly.”

Liu Xun glanced at her and said,"Do you believe me?”

Yang Qing pursed her lips." I don't believe that you can trick someone into crippling his legs."”

"You see, this is my forte.”

Yang Qing pouted and smiled." I don't know what you're good at. My child's father is very interesting. I heard that he buys horses and sells bike covers. I heard that he buys motorcycles and sells safety helmets. I heard that he suffers from insomnia. I heard that he sells sleeping pills. I heard that he…"

Liu Xun waved his hand." Don't say anymore. This is called the market. Pay attention to the amount of advance."”

"You can make mistakes with that amount of lead." Yang Qing chuckled.”

Liu Xun spread his hands and said helplessly,"I made a mistake."”

Yang Qing pouted and said," I heard that someone smashed his leg while driving a four-wheeled motorcycle. He was greedy and made this crutch a long time ago. In the end, he smashed it too hard. After he was discharged, he was in a wheelchair. This crutch was not sold. Hahahaha-Aiya-"

Yang Qing laughed exaggeratedly.

If it was to be said that she was going all out in order to prevent Liu Xun from being eliminated, she had changed her goddess image from before. Not only did she act ugly in the skit, but she also exaggerated her expression and tried her best to act well in this program.

Wheelchair? As soon as he said this, the audience laughed again.

Liu Xun snorted and said,"Don't be anxious. I'll sell this pair today."”

Yang Qing didn't believe him." The streets are full of good legs. Who would buy them?"”

Liu Xun clasped his hands behind his back and said slowly,"Wife, let's find a good leg today and sell it to him. Let's see my ability to bluff."”

"Aren't you lying?" Yang Qing asked in surprise.”

Liu Xun chuckled. Help me shout."

Yang Qing looked embarrassed." I don't know how to fool you. You can do it yourself."”

"Watch my face, okay?" Liu Xun said. Hey, someone's here, shout-"

At this moment, Teacher Li Daoming appeared!

Dressed in a rustic outfit, he rode past on a bicycle.

At this moment, under Liu Xun's request, Yang Qing shouted unwillingly,""Ah, it's turning, turning!”

At the same time, Li Daoming's bicycle seemed to be affected. The track became more and more crooked.

Li Daoming stopped his bicycle and said,""Hey, hey, hey, why are you blindly commanding me? You know where I'm going and you want me to kidnap you?”

These words, especially when spoken by Fang Yan, instantly made people want to laugh.

The audience: " Hahahahaha!!"

Liu Xun reminded from the side,"Sell it!"”

Yang Qing immediately shouted,"Sell it! Sell it!"”

"What are you selling?”

"Turn around," Yang Qing immediately said.

"Join them," Liu Xun reminded again.

Yang Qing shouted,"They're being abducted!" Kidnapped!"

............

As soon as he said this, the audience below and in the live broadcast room immediately spat.

"Kidnapped? Hahahaha!"

"Aiyo, I'm dying of laughter!"

"Yeah, as expected of Da Qingqing. She's too good at causing trouble.”

"Your acting is really good!"

"This show seems pretty good!"

"That's right. I originally hated Liu Xun, but now I can actually watch?”

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