At this moment, the netizens who had been clamoring for Liu Xun to get out of 'Comedy Celebrity Show', had already stopped moving. Their eyes were fixed on the screen, watching excitedly.
At the recording studio, the restless audience no longer had the intention to go to the toilet. Instead, they sat upright and looked at the stage, laughing from time to time.
Backstage, live, and in the live broadcast room, everyone was watching Liu Xun's performance without blinking, afraid that they would miss out on any details.
On the stage, Li Daoming stopped his bicycle and walked over with a silly expression."Hmm? What was going on? Who wants to abduct you?"
"No, he kidnapped her," Yang Qing said clumsily.”
Li Daoming immediately looked at Liu Xun and said,""Are you going to abduct them?"
Liu Xun glanced at him and said in disdain,""What's with your eyes? How can I kidnap someone like this? Are you buying it?"
The current Yang Qing was indeed a little ugly.
The audience couldn't help but laugh.
Li Daoming said in a dialect,""Hey, what's going on with you guys?”
Yang Qing laughed dryly.”
"Hehe, I'm just playing around!" Liu Xun also laughed.”
At this moment, Li Daoming looked at the camera and said in surprise,"This couple is selling their wife for fun during the new year?”
Backstage, after the staff checked the data, they immediately called the deputy director of Fang Dong Satellite TV and reported the good news,
"Leader, good news. Our show's viewership ratings have exploded!”
The deputy manager was also stunned. Then, he said happily,
"What is it? How many?"
The staff immediately reported,
"It's already past 2, and the viewership ratings are still rising. I think we have a good chance of winning the viewership ratings this week!”
The deputy manager looked excited and said,
"Good, good, good. As long as we win the viewership ratings, I'll give all of you a bonus.”
"Thank you, Leader!"
...........
At this moment, backstage of Mango TV.
When a certain deputy manager saw the viewership ratings, his expression immediately turned ugly and his brows furrowed tightly.
Their Mango TV's ace show," Everyday Ascension ", had actually been squeezed out of the top three?
And there was even an unknown Fang Dong Satellite TV in the top three?
Since when did Fang Dong TV get to ride over their heads?
However, even though he was angry, he had no choice but to turn on a computer and tune in to the program being broadcast on Fang Dong Satellite TV to see what they were up to.
In the end, the leader couldn't stop looking at the computer screen. He couldn't move his gaze away for a long time.
.........
The skit continued.
Li Daoming had already been successfully fooled by Liu Xun.
Especially that sentence,'Big head, thick neck, either a rich man or a cook.' It hit the nail on the head and successfully guessed Li Daoming's identity as a chef.
Immediately after, Liu Xun pretended to smile mysteriously and said,""Recently, do you feel that a certain part of your body is different from the past? Think, think hard!”
Li Daoming touched his head." I don't think so. I just feel that my face is getting bigger and bigger.”
Liu Xun snapped his fingers and said," Right, this isn't the main illness. Do you know why your face is so big?"”
"Why?" Li Daoming was confused.”
"It's because your peripheral nerves are necrotic," Liu Xun explained.”
"Then where did you hold it in?" Li Daoming was shocked.”
"Below the waist, feet up."”
Li Daoming finally understood.”
Liu Xun nodded.”
"No, there's nothing wrong with my legs." Li Daoming shook his head and said.”
A shrewd look flashed in Liu Xun's eyes as he pointed at him and shouted,""Two steps, two steps, if you're not sick, two steps, go!”
At this point, the audience knew that Liu Xun was definitely trying to trick them.
Instantly, everyone could not help but smile.
"Hahaha, this Liu Xun is too cunning.”
"Yeah, isn't this cheating?"
"He's too wicked. But, hehe, I like it.”
"Let's see how a pair of good legs got fooled!”
"I really didn't expect Liu Xun to be able to perform such a work.”
"Yeah, it's completely different from the previous episode. It's too funny.”
"Keep watching. It's not over yet.”
On the stage, Li Daoming was also frightened. He really thought that there was something wrong with his legs and walked stiffly.
"Alright, alright, two steps, two steps, two steps.”
" Stop!" Liu Xun suddenly shouted." Is there something wrong with your shoes?" One higher and one lower?"
"This is a pair of sneakers, follow me to death!" Li Daoming explained.”
At this moment, Liu Xun said,""That's right, your leg is sick. One of your legs is short!”
"That's not true!" Li Daoming didn't believe it. If I wanted one leg long and one leg short, the pants seller would have told me.”
Liu Xun laughed evilly." The pants seller told you. Do you still want to buy pants?" Who's as kind-hearted as me? How about this? I'll adjust it for you. Do you believe me? Follow my hand and raise your leg as high as you can. Lower it down as hard as you can, okay? Do you believe me? His legs were definitely sick, his right leg was short! Come, get up!"
Yang Qing blinked her big eyes and watched curiously.
Li Daoming nervously raised his leg and followed Liu Xun's hand movements as he lowered it with all his might.
He lifted his leg! Landing! He lifted his leg! Landing!
In the end, Liu Xun shouted and pointed at his leg.""Stop! Are you numb?"
Li Daoming was simply stunned. He echoed in disbelief,"Numb!"
At this moment, Yang Qing pulled Liu Xun aside and asked in surprise,""Hey, why is he numb?"
Liu Xun glared at her before looking down at the audience and explained sharply,""Nonsense, even if you stomp, you'll feel numb!"
..........
"Puff!" Standing at the edge of the stage, crosstalk master De Gang couldn't help but burst out laughing.
The live audience and the netizens in the live broadcast room also laughed out loud.
"Hahahahaha! Aiya, damn it!"
"Aiyo, I can't take it anymore. I'm dying of laughter!”
"This wicked fellow!"
"Who is playing the role of this person riding a bicycle? You were tricked by Liu Xun, weren't you?"
"Even if you stomp, you'll feel numb. F * ck, this phrase is a classic!”
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