"The moment I slammed the table, I started yelling. So what if it was small! So what if it was small! Is being small not enough to satisfy you?”
This joke came unexpectedly. The audience was dumbfounded.
"A lot of people looked at me strangely, and my girlfriend left on the spot.”
"Forget it, I won't look for it anymore!" Zhang Ran said indifferently. It's best if she leaves. I'll pursue my happiness!”
"Yes, child, you'll grow up!"”
The audience was speechless.
"Even Ms. Hunt is driving."
Zhang Ran almost burst out laughing.
"I mean lobsters are cheap. You can buy big ones." Guo Defu added.”
Zhang Ran forced himself to calm down. Old Guo was indeed worthy of his reputation. Once he entered the state, he almost couldn't take it.
"I will pursue my own happiness. I don't have any special hobbies. I usually just smoke, right?”
"Yes, some people like to smoke."”
"Smoking is good for the body!”
Guo Defu: Who did you hear that from?!"
"Let me ask you, does every cigarette package say: 'Smoking is harmful, but healthy!' Right?"
Guo Defu was speechless. What kind of twisted logic was this?
The audience cheered.
Guo Defu: " It would be perfect if you had studied, really.”
"Later, I saw a program on TV that said that smoking is prone to sudden death!”
"He's right."”
"I have a bad temper. I grit my teeth and stomp my feet!”
"You don't smoke anymore!" Guo Defu said.”
"I'm not watching this show anymore!" Zhang Ran said angrily.”
The audience laughed again. What did this mean? People say smoking is harmful, but you don't watch TV anymore!？
Zhang Ran's crosstalk continued.
"I thought about not staying at home all the time, so I drove out. There's an event at the gas station recently. One tank of gas gives me one point, and I can at least exchange it for a map.”
"I didn't expect this. He even bullied me at the gas station! I said give me a GPS. He said no. He needed 700,000 points to get a GPS!”
"I thought that even if Qin Shihuang lived until now and worked hard every day, he still wouldn't be able to get this GPS!”
Guo Defu, who was standing at the side, could tell that this was his joke. He complained,"Qin Shihuang didn't have a car back then!”
"That's right!" Zhang Ran continued. I'm not happy anymore! I said,"It's fine if you don't give me the GPS, but with my points, can you give me a map?"”
"Yes, that's right. I want a map.”Guo Defu replied casually.
At this moment, Zhang Ran's god-like acting skills came into play. He imitated the way the gas station staff looked down on others."You want a map? Tell me where you want to go and I'll show you the way!”
"You see? Are you looking down on me?" Zhang Ran looked at Guo Defu. You won't even give me a map!"
Guo Defu was also gritting his teeth."Why didn't he even give you the map!”
Zhang Ran jumped in and out of the characters with ease. He looked aggrieved."He said…how far can you ride this bicycle? I'll show you where you go! I was so anxious that I rolled up my sleeves and went up…"
Before the audience could react, Guo Defu interrupted Zhang Ran."You're a bicycle. Why did you go to the gas station?”
" Phew!" The audience suddenly understood and started clapping. They couldn't stop laughing.
Zhang Ran secretly gave him a thumbs up and said,"I'll go to the gas station to get some gasoline to replenish the bearings.”
"If you play like this, you won't get much even if I beat you to death!"”
"Yeah, I let them fight." It was very uncomfortable. I need to go to the hospital. There was still a hundred meters before he could walk any further. I took a taxi."
"As soon as I got in the car, the driver asked me where I was going. He asked me where I was going, and I said, just keep driving. He asked me, where are you going?"
"When I said I was going to Colombia, the driver stopped the car and said, get out!”
"Let me take a look. We've arrived at the hospital!"
The audience could not help but laugh.
"You're really wicked!" Guo Defu wiped the sweat off his forehead.”
"You're being wicked, aren't you, Teacher Guo Fu?" Zhang Ran raised his eyebrows.”
The audience laughed. Zhang Ran, you're really courting death. You even dare to tease Guo Defu. Guo Fu, without the word 'fortune', wasn't this immoral?
Guo Defu burst into laughter. He forced himself to keep a straight face and said,"Cut the crap. What happened to you at the hospital?”
"When I arrived at the hospital, the doctor said that I had to get an injection. When I saw the nurse, she was as stocky as a tiger! I lay there and asked her,"Nurse, does it hurt to get an injection?"”
"She said,'Don't worry. I've been in this business for more than twenty years!”
"Puff!" This mimicked the sound of a needle being pricked.
"There's nothing that doesn't hurt! I almost died from the pain!"
Guo Defu looked at Zhang Ran sympathetically. You eat lobsters!"
"Where is my happiness?!" Zhang Ran sighed. In order to make up for my broken heart, I walked into a restaurant called Guangdong Morning Tea…"
At this moment, in the middle of the audience, many old spectators were whispering. After hearing these few scenes, they all reacted.
"Wait a minute, although Zhang Ran's joke is old, I seem to have heard it all before!”
"Happiness! The moment he went on stage, he said that he wanted to pursue happiness. Could it be that Ms. Victoria had said that he wanted happiness?”
"Hey! It was becoming more and more similar! Listen, Guangdong Morning Tea! This must be a joke from Ms. Hunt back then!”
On stage, Zhang Ran was talking about Guangdong morning tea when he suddenly felt like laughing.
It was about to be the most fun part of his crosstalk!
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