I, the Little Demon King of the crosstalk world!
37 I’m too much of an artist! 1/6

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"If you're willing to die, I'll be willing to bury you!" Zhang Ran laughed viciously.”

Zhang Ran's evil smile was enough to let people know how wicked he was to entrust his wife and children, but it was not annoying.

In an instant, the audience's appetite was whetted, and they laughed very proudly.

"What kind of words are these?!" Guo Qilin said helplessly.”

"If you don't care, what am I afraid of?!" Zhang Ran said with a rude expression.”

Guo Qilin continued to be puzzled." I'm gaining knowledge. What's the big deal?!"”

Zhang Ran raised his hand.”

He covered his face.”

The audience laughed again. They were completely convinced by Zhang Ran's performance.

Zhang Ran pointed at Guo Qilin." You're not the current Guo Qilin. You're seventy-five years old! He was a crosstalk artist, a master of crosstalk! Old artist!"

Guo Qilin was at a loss for words. Her face was full of excitement."Okay, okay, okay. That's my future!”

"Old artist! He was performing crosstalk on the streets every day! He'll do crosstalk no matter what!"

Before Guo Qilin could react, the audience laughed.

Zhang Ran laid the foundation well. He was an old artist! A crosstalk master performing crosstalk on the streets?

"I'm an old artist!" Guo Qilin asked. Why are you performing crosstalk on the streets?"

Zhang Ran: " You love the people like your own children and share happiness with them. You're not allowed to enter the theater.”

"I think it's mainly because the theater doesn't allow people to enter!" Guo Qilin complained.”

Zhang Ran's face was full of excitement as he praised Guo Qilin sincerely,""The audience is willing to listen to crosstalk on the street. Pay up, 3.5 yuan, 3.5 yuan, or even 3.5 yuan!”

Guo Qilin: " Actually, that's fine too. He's a real old artist."”

Zhang Ran nodded." That's very comfortable. It's not for the money. It's just for a good body."”

"Every day, there will be someone watching you perform crosstalk. He comes every day and is very excited about you!”

"This person is dressed very differently and has been listening to you for ten days. When the performance ended, he came over.”

Zhang Ran imitated the accent of a wealthy businessman from the south."Monk Guo Xian, your explanation of the appearance of monks is very good.”

"Old artists have to be cold and aloof.”

"You should learn this style."”

Zhang Ran imitated an old artist and bowed.""Grandpa, you're too kind. Come and play often when you're free.”

The audience was speechless.

Guo Qilin gritted her teeth.”

Zhang Ran continued to imitate the rich businessman's accent."You sound very good. Let me tell you, I'm not one of you. I'm a wealthy businessman from Nanyang, New Jiapo. I have more than 800 acres of rubber forest, 20 ships, and 50 companies! There are also seven big banks!"

"This is the big boss!" Guo Qilin couldn't help but sigh in admiration.”

"I really like you," Zhang Ran continued,"I'm going back to Xinjiapo soon!" "I hope to bring Nai along and perform crosstalk at my place. The annual remuneration is 10 million US dollars. A total of five years, 50 million US dollars!”

Guo Qilin was stunned. She was praising him just like Teacher Yu back then, which made Zhang Ran very satisfied.

"But I have a request. I'm only responsible for you! You can't bring your family members ~ Are you willing?”

Zhang Ran pointed at Guo Qilin and changed his role."You're dumbfounded when you hear this. If you perform crosstalk, you'll get 10 million a year, 50 million in five years, and when you're 80 years old, you'll have 50 million USD!”

"If you can't finish spending it, you'll die!"

"Ah?" Guo Qilin felt that something was wrong, but she didn't know what it was.

The audience laughed.

Zhang Ran continued to comment,"50 million? How much is that?!" You're so beautiful!"

Zhang Ran bowed and imitated the old Guo Qilin.""Aiya, Old Master! I'm willing to go, I'm willing to go!"

Zhang Ran imitated the wealthy businessman again.”

"You can't bring your family members along. The old artist Guo Qilin was never happy! Back then, Guo Qilin was only five years old, and he had already arranged a betrothal for her when she was only forty-five years old!……He was 46 years old and was born in the year of the horse!”

Guo Qilin was anxious." What horse? This is too big."”

"After that, you had two failed marriages. One was taken back by her husband, and the other was married to your disciple.”

Guo Qilin pushed Zhang Ran and complained,"What kind of people are these around me!”

The audience burst into laughter.

"You didn't get to know a retired air stewardess until you were seventy-five."”

"Retired air stewardess?" Guo Qilin was dumbfounded.”

"It's beautiful!" Zhang Ran praised. Amazing! The stewardess likes your crosstalk, so she wants to register and get married with you. After the performance ends tonight, the two of them will have a good meal and go to the bridal chamber!”

"At this time, the old merchant wants you to go to Xinjiapo! I told you to do crosstalk! Leave immediately! What do you think we should do?"

"I can't not earn this 50 million!”

"But what about the wife you just married! What about our family?"

"You don't have any relatives or friends in the country. You don't even have a close friend! I, Zhang Ran, am the only friend left. What do you think…"

"Who are you entrusting this daughter-in-law of yours to?”

Guo Qilin was dumbfounded after hearing this!

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