"It's not like I haven't heard of Pan Jinlian's story!”
When Zhang Ran said this, the audience burst into laughter.
F * ck, this is murder!
"What kind of scheme is this!?" Guo Qilin was shocked.”
Zhang Ran put on a carefree look again."You're talking nonsense, you wicked thing. Aiya, this matter is so annoying!”
"As soon as he said that, the door opened and the eldest son came in.”
Guo Qilin finally reacted.”
"This eldest son is the cutest. I like him the most!" Zhang Ran said happily. The moment the child came in, she called out cutely," Daddy!"
"I slapped him. How dare you call me daddy? If you call me daddy again, someone will die! Did you know? Let me tell you!"
"In another four or five days, we'll have a visit. It's an old man. Call him daddy! It was an old man with a face as big as a bun. He brought a suitcase full of money. You're losing money by calling him daddy!”
"If you call him daddy, daddy will buy you candy.”
"Then there's no need to remind me. I'm only one month old and can't speak.”
Only then did Zhang Ran return to his original appearance. He said excitedly to Guo Qilin,"It's all ready. Get the car and bring the three of them back. We'll pick you up at the airport and order a table of dishes in the house. You sit on top, your wife sits beside you, the two children sit on each side, and I sit opposite you. Drink up!"
"Aren't you happy that your days are so prosperous?”
Guo Qilin completely reacted and said in a strange tone,"Beautiful!"
"Can't you make friends with him?" Zhang Ran beamed.”
Guo Qilin's eyes were filled with anger.”
Zhang Ran's face was filled with joy as he gave a thumbs up."Hand it over! Hand it over!"
At this moment, the biggest climax came. This was Guo Qilin's entire emotional outburst, and also the biggest outburst!
"I'll give your grandmother a grandson!" Guo Qilin shouted.”
The audience laughed like crazy!
All the preparations in the past had led to such a result. It was extremely real!
"I'll give your grandmother a grandson!"
"Who are you!" Guo Qilin said angrily.
"What are you doing!"
Guo Qilin slapped her own face and scolded,"Do you still want face? Your face is worse than my fart. Do you know where the shares are?"
"Guo, you're wrong!" Zhang Ran stopped the excited Guo Qilin.”
"You're scolding me with so many people!”
"I'm doing this with good intentions!"
"You?" Guo Qilin asked. Out of kindness?"
"Let's talk into the light!" Zhang Ran said angrily.”
"There's no point in talking to me!"”
"I'm not guilty!"
"You still don't feel guilty!"
"How much money did I spend for you!"
"You deserve it!"
"How tired have I been!"
"Who knows who you're doing this for!"
After three consecutive foreshadowing, the two of them fought fiercely!
The fourth time, he finally exposed the explosive point!
"I don't go in day after day!”
"That's right! You still don't come out day after day at night!”
The audience's laughter broke through the ceiling!
Zhang Ran was very happy! This was the effect he wanted!
This entire segment was waiting for this segment to explode!
You still don't come out day after day at night!!
This meant that Guo Qilin's three days of hard work had not been in vain!
However, the performance still had to continue, and he still had to be full of emotions.
Continue to quarrel!
His mouth was slightly stuffed with garlic, and his mouth was dry."You shouldn't say that!”
"What shouldn't I do?"”
"What do I want to make friends for?!"”
"What are you after?" Guo Qilin asked.”
"I took out my heart and you ate it!"”
"I don't care about that."”
"I ended up like this!" Kind-hearted people turn into donkey liver and lungs!"
Guo Qilin: ”
"Is it easy for me to do it for you?"”
"You can't tell me that!"”
"You were already seventy-five when you left!”
"I didn't know about your feelings either!"”
"You're already eighty when you come back! Don't shout at me, I'll tell you! You're already 80 years old. Don't you have a child?”
"I don't have a child, what does it have to do with you?"”
"Your Guo family has lost its roots!”
"This has nothing to do with you!"”
"If you die and have no descendants, no one will care!"”
"Then I won't count on you!"”
"If you die, put some cakes on your legs and call the dogs to pull you out!" Did you know?"
"That's my business!"
"Is it easy for me to worry about you?" That's not right!"
Guo Qilin: " What's wrong with that? You're just not a thing!”
"Let me tell you, that child is my son!!!”
They had to control the rhythm of the continuous quarrels and let the audience hear every word clearly.
If their emotions were to be slightly broken, this job would be ruined. The two of them were in the right mood and their tones were full, bringing the entire audience in!
This was true ability!
After three seconds of silence, the audience finally reacted!
Instantly, cheers filled the entire small theater!
"Good! That's great!"
"Awesome! It's so satisfying!"
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